Guest GameCop Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Here's what will probably happen: HHH vs. Brock Lesnar - champion vs. champion (HHH wins to become the 1st ever Undisputed Champion) Stephanie vs. Trish - Women's Title (Stephanie wins and retires the belt) Ric Flair vs. Hulk Hogan - Legends match (Hulk wins in his last match; Flair cripples himself after botching the "Flair Flip") Vince McMahon vs. Eric Bischoff (Vince wins with one arm tied behind his back; Bischoff kisses McMahon's ass) Undertaker vs. Booker T (Undertaker squashes Booker in under 30 seconds to show everyone who the REAL star is) Rock vs. Kurt Angle (Rock wins and leaves for Hollywood the next night) Edge/Chris Benoit vs. Kevin Nash-Handicap match (Nash poochibombs them both, en route to winning. Unfortunately, Nash re-injures his quad before he could make the "Wolfpac" sign during his post match posedown) Eddy Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio (Eddy wins in a 5 star classic; however, the match is never mentioned again) RVD vs. Tommy Dreamer - Hardcore match (RVD steals the show, but continues to be buried in years to come) Jericho vs. Spike Dudley - Sunday Night Heat (Jericho will go from main eventing WM 18 to headlining SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT; nuff said)
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 You didn't have the Trademark Regal Opening IC Title Job! Oh, it will be back. Guaranteed.
Guest franchise632 Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 And hopefully by that time the doctors of this world will have figured out how to succesfully remove your head from your ass.
Guest Anglesault Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 One correction. HHH vs. TUW will be a Submission match: MAIN EVENT SLEEPER vs. BEARHUG OF RESTING DOOM!
Guest GameCop Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 And hopefully by that time the doctors of this world will have figured out how to succesfully remove your head from your ass. Actually, I'm seeing a doctor about that problem right now. Now that I think about it, however, I'm beginning to enjoy the smell. Can you dig that sucka? You know, I can't really dig it, but I can sure as hell eat it. Smells good in here, "So take off all your clothes"
Guest The Czech Republic Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 What will the card look like? Like this.
Guest GameCop Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Dude, you need to stick your hand in that toilet and grab a sample to give to the doctor. That crap does not look healthy.
Guest chirs3 Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 HHH vs. Brock Lesnar - champion vs. champion (HHH wins to become the 1st ever Undisputed Champion) Excuse me? The first Undisputed Champion? I think not.
Guest GameCop Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 chirs3- dude, don't you get the joke? Due to HHH's politicking, the fans will be taught to believe that Jericho was never champion. In fact, Jericho will be erased from the record books as the 1st ever undisputed champion.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Yeah, the original December-August Undisputed Championship was never existent because it was disputed and "had always been disputed from Day One." So when HHH unifies the belts the second time around, it will be forever undisputed, he will be the first Undisputed Champion, and the reigns of Jericho, HHH, Hogan, Taker, Rock, and Brock will be treated as dual title-holdings like the Brothers of Distraction during summer '01.
Guest Quik Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 You forgot Mark Henry vs. Rikishi in a steel cage
Guest Brian Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Brock Lesnar vs. Kurt Angle HHH vs. RVD Rock vs. Benoit
Guest Anglesault Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Brock Lesnar vs. Kurt Angle HHH vs. RVD Rock vs. Benoit Anglesault vs. Whomever booked that.
Guest Brian Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 What's so wrong with the card? Angle wins the title, RVD wins the title, Benoit beats the Rock.
Guest BionicRedneck Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Whats wrong with it is he hates Brock and loves Kurt. However, I thought he would enjoy Kurt Angle winning the World Title in the main event of the biggest show of the year. I guess not.
Guest Brian Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Well, I actually doubt Triple H will still have the title by then and get Michaels, so they'll probably run Booker/RVD.
Guest Anglesault Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 If Brock Lesnar main events Wrestlemania, i won't That's supposed to be something you earn.
Guest Brian Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 So what was wrong with the rest of the card, now that I've fixed the world title match?
Guest BionicRedneck Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Have you been eating those WWE "Locker Room Leaders" bullshit?? Something you have to earn? Who "Earns" things in wrestling? It's about money. If Brock would draw in the main event then he should be in there as much as anyone. Where would The Undertaker be if had to earn anything? The thing "Mean" Mark (and his fans) forgets is he was pushed straight away in the WWF without earning jack shit.
Guest Anglesault Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Yeah, it sure as hell SHOULD be something you earn. If Useless Brock gets the mian event of Wrestlemania and all that goes with it, despite doing NOTHING to justify it, then what the hell incentive do people have to bust their asses out there? It doesn't matter how well you do, because you're not Vince's Golden boy. "mean mark" was over during that push.
Guest BionicRedneck Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Yeah, and Lesnar is over now. If going on who has "earned" the main event spot, why are people saying RVD/Angle should be in? Who has "earned" it? Taker? Kane? no thanks.
Guest Brian Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Paying your dues and "earning" this is the stuff of aging superstars.
Guest Anglesault Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 I don't so much mean "Pay your dues" or what have you. I mean do something that justifies your spot as top man in the company and main eventing the biggest show of the year.
Guest alfdogg Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 It was up to me, I'd go ahead and have Brock-Angle at Survivor Series, have Kurt keep it until WM, and RVD reunifies the titles at WM.
Guest Anglesault Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 It was up to me, I'd go ahead and have Brock-Angle at Survivor Series, have Kurt keep it until WM, and RVD reunifies the titles at WM. Exactly. Two men who have EARNED the WM main event by being the two most over guys in the company and putting on good matches.
Guest alfdogg Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 I'd also like to see Booker T win the Big Gold belt at SS, but it won't happen.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 some matches I want to see.... Angle vs Benoit for the World title-blow off of their fued. Los Guerreros del Rudo vs Edge/Mysterio(just to be on the show) RVD vs HBK for the World title just to see who can win no selling spot freak of the last 20 years since Hayabusa is retired. HHH vs Brock in a match to keep Hunter and Lesnar out of the main. Undertaker vs Nash in a loser retires match ending in a double DQ Flair vs Hogan in a legends match-winner retires/loser is fired. Jericho vs Booker T in a number one contenders match for the "World title".
Guest alfdogg Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 I'd like to see Benoit over Nash, UT, Hogan, HHH, and HBK in a six pack challenge with the stipulation "all losers must retire."
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 *can imagine a large chunk of the arena walking out..*
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