Top 10 Ways Last Night's RAWful...

[Guest jester]

10. Jackie Gayda vs. Stacy Keibler 20 minute match with a double DQ finish

 

9. Triple H could have been in seven segments instead of just six

 

8. Five minute segment explaining the differences between Japenese women's wrestling and WWE women's wrestling, with your host Jerry Lawler

 

7. During the lumberjack match, HHH pins Jericho, just 'cause

 

6. The Randy Orton thing could have been done to build face heat, not heel heat

 

5. Undertaker re-defects back to Raw, having just won the Cruiserweight belt

 

4. Eric Bischoff re-instates Dino Bravo's Canadian Championship belt...and awards it to Triple H

 

3. Instead of the forklift, a mysterious hummer could have parked in front of the locker room

 

2. Bischoff reveals that RVD, Goldust, Booker T and Hurricane have been traded to Smackdown for Rikishi and Mark Henry

 

1. Instead of Katie Vick (or Fick, depending on the mood they're in), the murder angle could have revolved Kane raping and murdering Lucy

[Guest BoboBrazil]

I would like to see #2 happen. Atleast Booker T wouldn't be treated as a jobber and he would earn a good spot on the card.

[Guest D'Lo White]

The Booker/Big Show match goes into men's locker room where Bradshaw is in the shower.

 

Every wrestler came out to Bret Hart's theme.

[Guest netslob]

3. Instead of the forklift, a mysterious hummer could have parked in front of the locker room

 

 

lol. now see, THAT woulda been amusing.

[Guest AndrewTS]

9. Triple H could have been in seven segments instead of just six

Bah...like it makes THAT much of a difference.

8. Five minute segment explaining the differences between Japenese women's wrestling and WWE women's wrestling, with your host Jerry Lawler

I can do it in a little over 5 seconds--"all of ours but Molly, Victoria, sometimes Trish, and Jazz suck, and we give them too little time."

7. During the lumberjack match, HHH pins Jericho, just 'cause

Funaki seems like a more credible World Title challenger than Jericho does right now, so who gives a shit?

4. Eric Bischoff re-instates Dino Bravo's Canadian Championship belt...and awards it to Triple H

I'm shocked they haven't done this.

2. Bischoff reveals that RVD, Goldust, Booker T and Hurricane have been traded to Smackdown for Rikishi and Mark Henry

Actually, that's good--throw in the decent women's wrestlers and trade them for the fluff ones on SD and there is no reason to watch Raw ever again.

[Guest SP-1]

7. During the lumberjack match, HHH pins Jericho, just 'cause

 

 

2. Bischoff reveals that RVD, Goldust, Booker T and Hurricane have been traded to Smackdown for Rikishi and Mark Henry

7, honestly wouldn't have surprised me had they found a way to work it in. I can think of a way to do it right now actually.

 

2 I wouldn't mind seeing happen. Then I can completely do away with RAW. Cast it from my memory until big changes happen, and concentrate on the REAL show, SD!. (couldn't . . . resist . . . )

[Guest AndrewTS]

here's a new one..

 

Stephanie invades Raw with Rikishi and Undertaker, and challenges Bischoff to a match for the ownership of Raw, in a streetfight.

 

Stephanie pins Bischoff after a stinkface in 6:22, with Bischoff bumping the entire match, and the Islands Unto Themselves Boyz turn on Bischoff and do a beatdown, killing him in the ring.

[Guest danielisthor]

4. Eric Bischoff re-instates Dino Bravo's Canadian Championship belt...and awards it to Triple H

This will happen after HHH loses the heavyweight belt. Then there will be a another title against title match to merge the two. Then after a month or so there will be an Asian Title, then a South American Title, Australian title, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Pluto titles, all being merged into the heavyweight title.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

and Perry Saturn will come out to dispute the Saturn Heavyweight title and 3H will squash him in a minute and eight seconds

[Guest CA$H MONEY]

Don't forget John Cena's Champion of the Universe belt!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Actually...the idea of a wrestler so obsessed with having a title that they'd create their own title, saying that "THIS is the TRUE top title of the company" and then they get beaten, merging their created title with the actual title, only for the process to repeat itself again...

 

...that could be slightly entertaining.

 

Although, knowing WWE logic, HHH would lose the belt, invent a new one, and the new one would get more time than the actual one (and I'm STILL a HHH fan, regardless of how much of a dick he is backstage).

[Guest Anglesault]

Brock and Taker show up on Raw to continue their THRILLING feud. Taker/Kane vs. HHH/Brock main evenr. Each quarter of the crowd gets to chant about how one of the participants are great, by order of HHH.

[Guest razazteca]

JR awards Jon Cena with The People's Championship after a match defeating Ahmend Johnson, DDP, Ultimate Warrior in one night.

 

At the Raw after No Mercy The Rock beats Cena, then HHH challenges The Rock to a ladder match

[Guest CA$H MONEY]

Actually...the idea of a wrestler so obsessed with having a title that they'd create their own title, saying that "THIS is the TRUE top title of the company" and then they get beaten, merging their created title with the actual title, only for the process to repeat itself again...

 

...that could be slightly entertaining.

 

Although, knowing WWE logic, HHH would lose the belt, invent a new one, and the new one would get more time than the actual one (and I'm STILL a HHH fan, regardless of how much of a dick he is backstage).

Wasn't that what HBK did that set up the ladder match with Razor?

 

Didn't he get stripped of the IC title, but went around with a replica stating that he was the "Real" IC champ?