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Guest The Bad Guy
Posted

So Kane had sex with Katie Fick's dead body right? How do we know this? Well his semen was found of course!

 

However... she apparently died in a car crash... I don't believe she would have been checked for semen... and if there was any that got found... so what?

 

Are we to presume that for some unexplained reason, semen was found, and just for giggles they took DNA from Kane to prove it was his?

 

Gotta love WWE booking...

Guest razazteca
Posted

WWE Raw is does not follow CSI logic, remember its day time soap operah logic hence a character can die one month and comeback the next week to become the champ after defeating their evil sibling for past sins.

Guest Trivia247
Posted

hell if you want logic...

 

then WWE isn't the place..

 

The place where Blood enemies become Buddies and tag teams then become enemies again then friends again etc etc etc

Guest NoCalMike
Posted

So umm, Katie Vick died in the car wreck with Kane also in the car. The crash was so horrible it caused a fatality, yet Kane was so "unshook" and pain-free that he could have sex with her dead body? Ruuuuiiiighhhht!?!

Posted

He's Kane, he can no sell a car crash.

 

I missed this stuff on RAW(s)... is this actually part of the storyline? Dear god...

Guest BA_Baracus
Posted

Yup.

 

Nothing like necrophilia to put asses in seats.

Guest midnight_burn
Posted

There's more logic gaps in this murder/drunk driving/necrophilia/rape storyline than the Big Show has bad matches.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

I find it funny that both Taker and Kane are the targets of their opponents mind games.

 

Taker - Tracy

Kane - Katie

 

Not that it matters much or anything..

Guest Trivia247
Posted

you'd think Rod Black was doing the creative writing...whats next... people being set on fire because of overly gassed up flaming tables... and Snakes killing Puppies?

Guest DJ Jeff
Posted

When I heard HHH mention that Kane had sex with Katie Vick, that's when I knew this murder angle was going down the shitter. Hell, even when Kane openly admitted to what happened is also where it started going down the shitter. If the WWE was smart, and they wanted to make this storyline at least somewhat of a success, they should have dragged it on past No Mercy, and eventually, HHH proves that Kane is guilty. Also, they shouldn't have said Katie was killed in a car crash, but instead, was Kane's mother, and it was Kane who set the fire. That's the way I was hoping they would go with this storyline.

Guest crandamaniac
Posted

reading Bad Guy's post, I have to say that it sounds to me if they did find that, then that had to be one messy and sticky car inside

Guest KingOfOldSchool
Posted

I knew it was WrestleCrap material once HHH first uttered, "Kane-uh, you are-uh a murderer"

 

From the very start, I was thinking there was no way in hell that this angle would have a decent payoff... It's nearly impossible that overly-done soap opera storylines in wrestling have a good ending.

Guest Lord of The Curry
Posted

The simplest question hasn't even been asked yet: How the fuck did HHH get his hands on the police reports?

 

I'm thinking that he had a clerk at the police station spellbinded with his mic skills and psychology and convinced him to help him out. Either that or he sucked some serious dick for them.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Logic...that's so 5 years ago...

 

Could you imagine Kane at the party, chared up, asking the DJ to play Warrent through his voice box

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

i think my sig says it all....

 

and if I was DJing and some chared guy asked for Warrant (or anything else) I would freak out bad, and then wonder how he gets all the chicks...

Guest RavishingRickRudo
Posted

In todays WWF, any storyline that HAS logic is deemed 'illogical'.

 

Vince: Hey, this doesn't make sense... PERFECT!

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