The Kliqfather part I

[Guest Rob Edwards]

I was never fully happy with the first few KF's so to build up to doing some new ones (and get me back in the swing of things) I've digitally remastered the original series so they are far more readable, I'll be posting them every few days if the intrest in my work is there

 

Part I

 

Italian mob music plays along harmoniously in the background as the story

begins with Kevino Nasho perched on a chair in his parlour in silence "Life

isn't what it used to be around here" he thought to himself.

 

Indeed this was true as his power had once been secure as the top crimelord

in both Stamford and Atalanta but a variety of events had led him into the

precarious position he found himself in now.

 

For starters there was a major police investigation underway. This was

looking into the vast majority of Kevino's interests. It wasn't like the

investigations he'd bought his way out of before either as since the corrupt

former chief of police Nick Patrick had been unceremoniously booted from his

post he had been unable to pay the police off.

 

Kevino hated the new chief of police with a passion. Dave "Earl" Hebner was

intent on bringing Kevino down, Kevino wasn't quite sure why as Stamford had

always been a town which ran on crime. Ever since the days of the Gotchi's

and the Theszianos this had been the case, frankly Stamford without crime

was a complete unknown to everyone in the city. The past hadn't shaken Earls

beliefs though and he had set about his task with such enthusiasm that

sometimes Kevino swore he was two people. Kevino knew this would happen

someday however it was why he'd diversified so much. He dealt with

everything from haircare products to steroids now and then there was always

that new super drug he was about to unleash on the unsuspecting city

 

Aswell as the Hebner problem however of this there was also the menace of a

rival family threatening some of Nasho's interests. The family in question

The Bollea's had just moved dome of their operations from California.

Luckily for Kevino they posed no threat in the haircare crimewave as they

had stopped all of their experiments when the leaders cousin Horacio

bizarrely lost all his hair after using some of the counterfeited

conditioner produced by the family. To cover his new found problem he had

then taken to wearing Australian style hats whilst these making him look

like Crocodile Dundee had caused him to suffer many thoughtless jibes it had

also led to him being christened with the fearsome moniker "Horacio Hogan".

 

Horacio's cousin and the Don of the Bolleas was even more frightening, he

had never been known to have mercy on anyone and is known to be a master at

manipulating situations to his advantage, His muscular physique and bizarre

habit of turning Green when angry had lent him the Nickname "Hulk".

 

Hulk Bollea's family were certainly a threat, it was still infact a complete

mystery to Kevino how the Bollea's had managed to get away with selling

various narcotics packaged in vitamin bottles in churches all these years.

This feat had been achieved in Florida where the policing was far less

strenuous than Stamford but still it was one hell of an operation the

Bolleas had managed to pull off and the nous they had to pull off a scheme

like this worried Kevino beyond belief particualy when he took into

consideration The Callaway's complete failure to sell anything when they

tried the scheme in Houston.

 

Oh how Kevino longed for the good old days, the days when he was completely

unopposed. He was at his peak just after he had vanquished the previous

family of power the Mcmanino's. Kevino had taken advantage of the most

stupid mistake of their Godfather Vito McMahon who in a fit of stupidity put

his daughter in charge of many of the families key interests. Stephanie was

completely incompetent and unable to control these areas however and that

was when Kevino stepped in. To compound this she had also left an opening

for Kevino to get Vito's wife Lindio charged for skipping taxes. Lindio was

never going to be a convincing liar in court and indeed she was unbelievably

wooden in the delivery of the lines her solicitors had given her to say and

her lack of emotion or indeed any kind of facial movement was quickly picked

up on by body language experts on the case.

 

Kevino was far too canny to make a mistakes of that nature and along with

his wife Sunny (A narcotics expert) and his younger brothers Scotti "Razor"

Hallio and Michael (Who was known as the Heartbreak kid) they rolled into

power where they immediately got Chief of Police Patrick on their side with

a sizeable gift of Squash and go shampoo and conditioner, The police on his

side Kevino was able to get rid of the last pockets of Mcmanio resistance

and take control of the city, Kevino had never been happier and Nick's hair

had never looked better "But thats another story for another time" He

thought "life is nowhere near that good anymore"

 

The fashion with which Kevino had rolled into power had earned him the

nickname "The Kliqfather" but that status and his very being had come under

threat. It was at times like this Kevino wished he was still nothing more

than a punk truckdriver who beat people up in bars

 

"Hey pop" The shrill voice rang out "Look at me pop I'm dressed as a

soldier. I'm the best soldier ever" Kevino glanced down to see his youngest

son Aldo "Yes son you most certainly are, as a matter of fact" Kevino

continued "I'd go so far as to say that you're just incredible as a

soldier", A smirk appeared on Aldo's face before he spoke "I know I am pop"

Aldo replied "I wish people would call me that more seeing as I obviously

deserve it so much"

 

Kevino wondered just what had caused his youngest son to become so damn

arrogant. Ever since he had turned Eight he had been the personification of

cockiness "Maybe he gets it off Michael" he thought, But it still made no

sense as his eldest son had been brought up in the same environment and was

nothing like Aldo, infact he was very much a hate filled young man.

believing the whole world to be against him in everything he did

 

"Hey Aldo, Wheres your brother?" Kevino enquired "Oh Syxxo's sulking in his

room" Aldo replied "He's upset because he didn't get in the school baseball

team" "Didn't get in the team eh?" Kevin scowled "Let me make a few calls,

pull a few strings he'll be in the team soon enough"

 

Ten minutes later after a couple of calls it was all arranged and Syxxo had

indeed been picked for the team as it turned out the coach had "forgotten"

to include him and just needed a friendly reminder "He's gonna be so happy"

Kevino thought "And he tells me everyone's just jealous of his talent

anyway"

 

However family time was now at an end and it was time for more serious

matters as Kevino set off to organize the next major job and took his place

in his chauffeur driven limo driven by a man known only as "Cole" and headed

off to the ultra secret meeting place

 

To Be Continued

 

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[Guest AM The Kid]

That was good, nice job.