Guest TheArchiteck Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Considering that Raw will be in Detroit this Monday, and we know how WWE and Stone Cold enjoy utilizing access to the Detroit River. Ok, last Raw HHH was in the custody of a crazed lunatic named Kane. This man pratically threaten HHH's life. Kane is very upset that HHH tried to ruin Kane's "good" name. Ok, HHH is in a trunk and Kane wears those bondage leather straps right? Most people being kidnapped are usually tied up. I'm sure everyone is familiar with the term.."sleeping with the fishes." Hurricanes are usually formed on huge bodies of water also. Whats in water? Fishes. Hurricane is also partners with mean Kane. Let me sum things up. Detroit+River+Utilizing+straps+mean Kane+hurricane+fishes+sleeping= HHH taking a swim. It's bound to happen!
Guest BoboBrazil Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Rhyno can gore Katie Fick's decomposing corpse and then tell it to suck his motherfucking cock.
Guest razazteca Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 I want to see the "new signee" get involve on Raw, its the only reason to watch Raw at this point.
Guest AndrewTS Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Detroit is also the supposed hometown of Eminem. I keep seeing the commercial for his shitty movie, so maybe they'll bring him on WWE TV, where he'll either beat RVD, or win Brock Lesnar's title.
Guest Brian Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 How far is Rhyno away? Two, three months?
Guest BoboBrazil Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 He is supposed to be ready in December
Guest TheArchiteck Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 God I hope Em doesnt show up. Rhyno...do what u have 2. I should go though....haven't went to a wrestling event in a while.
Guest AndrewTS Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Rhyno in ECW style promo mode vs. the "new signee" (not the guy Show was traded for--check the new signee thread) in an interview segment. Watch as the censors try to cover the f-bombs and s-bombs and other profane language. HHH's mug will replace the WWE logo in the lower right hand corner.
Guest TheArchiteck Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 . HHH's mug will replace the WWE logo in the lower right hand corner. That would be extremely funny if Bischoff's face was there.
Guest MixxMaster Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Yeah, it's been awhile since the WWE has done a bridge scene...and it would fit in. If that waste of sperm M&M EVER shows up on WWE tv, I hope it's just to get the ever loving shiyat beat out of him...KANE KILLED M&M!!!! Bah Gawd, Kane's a HERO!!!
Guest AfricanAmerican Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Detroits in Michigan.. The new signee's from Michigan Coincidence? I for one hope so...
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Here's hoping they throw HHH, Kane, Bubba, Spike, Brian Gerwitz, and Steph off the bridge...
Guest notJames Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Yeah, I can see them bringing in Big Pile-a-Crap Scott Steiner in his hometown. Then two weeks later, he'll go off the deep end and beat up a pyro techie and get his ass ousted. Or they'll play up the attack on TV, because CONTROVERSY=RATINGS! Either way, RAW is deader than Katie Vick. I'll be watching the Eagles/Giants.
Guest Pop Culture God Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 Rhyno said he was 2-3 WEEKS away.
Guest TheArchiteck Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 2-3 weeks away. He can start cutting promos to build up his return. He was on Fox 2 news and on UPN 50's sports news after smackdown. So its VERY possible. But man If Rhyno and that new signee shows up..i'mma be very pissed I didn't buy tickets. If I hit the lottery I just played tonight...i'm going.
Guest DJ Jeff Posted October 26, 2002 Report Posted October 26, 2002 So, Steiner is from Detroit, eh? *thinks about that* If alot of fans know about Steiner signing a WWE contract, and that he's from Detroit, this might get fans to tune in, just to see if he'll debut on RAW. That's what Vince is probably thinking.
Guest TheArchiteck Posted October 26, 2002 Report Posted October 26, 2002 Yup...could be the reason they released the information on the net instead of surprising us.
Guest razazteca Posted October 26, 2002 Report Posted October 26, 2002 The ICP group are from Detroit and their "music" tend to expoit their Necrophilia tendencies in song. So is Kane a Juggalo?
Guest AndrewTS Posted October 26, 2002 Report Posted October 26, 2002 So, Steiner is from Detroit, eh? *thinks about that* If alot of fans know about Steiner signing a WWE contract, and that he's from Detroit, this might get fans to tune in, just to see if he'll debut on RAW. That's what Vince is probably thinking. Michigan, yes, but Detroit? No. From the Hoss Report: "Big Poppa Pump" has the potential to be a main-event star in the WWE if he can avoid injuries. Doctors indicate that Scotty, a Bay City, Mich., native, is in great shape and he will eventually work TVs, PPVs, and a significant number of house show dates. He has no start date as we speak, but I can tell that we are all excited about this former University of Michigan... Blah blah blah....so assuming JR knows his shit it ain't Detroit.
Guest BaldFish Posted October 26, 2002 Report Posted October 26, 2002 Here's hoping they throw HHH, Kane, Bubba, Spike, Brian Gerwitz, and Steph off the bridge... Wait, what's wrong with Spike? He's a great jobber--takes ANY bump.
Guest TheArchiteck Posted October 26, 2002 Report Posted October 26, 2002 ICP showing would mean Vampiro could be there too....and I'm a Vampiro fan.
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