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Guest SpYdEr_Dan
Posted

ok, i dont post here ever...but Dames you made this board known to me so.....i just had to say this..

 

Heyman talking to Brock just now said...

 

"Brock, the Big Show is 7 feet tall...500 lbs...Brock...you cant beat him!"

 

im curious if anyone else found this nearly as funny as i did XD

Guest Insane Clown Dan
Posted

Uh...

 

Is that funny because at least 200 of that 500 lbs are fat?

 

'Cause otherwise, there is nothing funny about that line and it was just said to build towards Brock's squashing the Big Show.

Guest SpYdEr_Dan
Posted

i find it funny cause they are trying to make Big Show sound like he is a threat...with the right work...maybe he could be...but i dont know...

 

just because he is recieving his "trade" push..i dont know if they could make him this so called "monster"

Guest dreamer420
Posted
ok, i dont post here ever...but Dames you made this board known to me so.....i just had to say this..

 

Heyman talking to Brock just now said...

 

"Brock, the Big Show is 7 feet tall...500 lbs...Brock...you cant beat him!"

 

im curious if anyone else found this nearly as funny as i did XD

Heyman had to have been biting his lip and pinching his leg to keep a straight face during that.

Posted

If only two hundred of those five hundred pounds are fat, he must have pretty good muscle density.

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

Does anyone else find it funny that Big Show was jobbing to Jeff Hardy and month ago and now we are suppose to believe that he can beat Brock Lesner, who just beat Undertaker? Um, yeah, sure there.

Guest SpYdEr_Dan
Posted

this is the kind of attitude Show SHOULD have had awhile ago..but when you are on RAW IS HHH...things never go as planned -_-

 

yea also, im bored...if anyone wants a banner or something, IM me.

 

im sure i can whip something together for ya...ask Dames : P

Guest DJ Jeff
Posted

Heading into the Survivor Series, it will seem as if Lesnar can't beat the Big Show. Then, in the match itself, Lesnar will squash the Big Show in 5, maybe 10 minutes.

Guest MillenniumMan831
Posted
If only two hundred of those five hundred pounds are fat, he must have pretty good muscle density.

That's 40% body fat; yeah that sounds about right. Happy 200th post to me!

Guest CanadianChick
Posted
Heading into the Survivor Series, it will seem as if Lesnar can't beat the Big Show. Then, in the match itself, Lesnar will squash the Big Show in 5, maybe 10 minutes.

I know that they are trying to build him up as a monster, but don't ya think that fans with any memory at all will think "Hye, why couldn't his guy even beat Jeff Hardy before?" If they are going to push Big Show, why not do a slow, believable push?

Anyways, I hope that Big Show actually does get squashed. I hate squashes, but it will end push #127 for Big Show.

Guest MillenniumMan831
Posted

How many times have we heard that this is a "Different, more intense, more motivated" Big Show??? 218 by my count.

 

I'm actually kinda surprised WWE hasn't referenced Show's WWF Title win at Survivor Series 1999 . . . just 3 short years ago.

 

Ya see, Show cut his hair and look at his push, I'm surprised Angle's not a unified champion yet.

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

So after this feud with Brock ends, who will Show take on? Rikishi or Henry? Vote now*

 

*there isn't really a vote, so please do not vote.

Posted

Give Rey a shot at Armageddon! That match was going pretty good before Big Show's run-in.

 

Anyways, I too laughed at "Brock, you can't beat him". I mean, who HASN'T beaten Big Show.

Guest Trivia247
Posted

Big Show maybe considered Fat, but he is Not fat in the sense that he's round, for his Size his Poundage is well Proportioned, he doesn't have a overwhelming Gut or anything.

Guest DJ Jeff
Posted
Give Rey a shot at Armageddon! That match was going pretty good before Big Show's run-in.

 

Anyways, I too laughed at "Brock, you can't beat him". I mean, who HASN'T beaten Big Show.

Actually, I can see Lesnar defending the WWE Title against Edge at Armageddon. Still, I agree that the Lesnar vs. Mysterio match was pretty good.

Guest cabbageboy
Posted

I was also wanting to see REY/Brock more than Brock/SHOW after the SMDN tonight. I was kinda into that match, it was fun in a big man vs. little man way. Reeked of Awesome vs. Spike.

Posted

They should have given Show a string of wins before this. It probably still wouldn't get him over, but at least a winning streak might make it semi plausable that he could beat Brock.

Guest Kahran Ramsus
Posted

They should make the point that Big Show loses to smaller guys because he's too slow and stupid for them, but Brock will have a problem because he wins his matches by overpowering his opponents. Then at Survivor Series have Brock pull out the Shooting Star Press to beat Show.

 

This match doesn't mean much anyway, since they are using the Elimination Chamber to sell the PPV, but it would be nice if it made sense.

Guest TheArchiteck
Posted

They should keep Big Show as a threat like this. If any new wrestler viewers come in...they would look at Big Show as one of the unstoppable guys.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Let me get this straight...

 

As of about 3 weeks ago Show would job to Jeff Hardy or Booker T every time...looking like shit in the match.

 

And now all of a sudden he's a monster that Brock can't beat.

 

Vince, I know you rely on the fans having a short term memory that doesn't go past a couple years (Kane angle and all)...but I think they can remember a month back when Big Show was a job boy for Booker T.

 

This has to be the worst booking for a title match ever...wouldn't it have made more sense to start pushing Show MONTHS ago, building him up to where he's killed everyone BUT Brock.

 

Vince, this is bad, even for you.

 

And Awesome vs Spike was booked in a hurry, but I was diggin it. ECW was great at those kinds of things, while you knew Spike could never win, while watching the match I was thinking "Holy shit, he could win this."

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

If it were a midget tossing competition (with Rey Rey as the midget) between Show and Brock, I think Show wins..

Guest notJames
Posted
Big Show maybe considered Fat, but he is Not fat in the sense that he's round, for his Size his Poundage is well Proportioned, he doesn't have a overwhelming Gut or anything.

If you had seen him when he debuted in wCw, you wouldn't be saying that.

 

Big, bloated, unmotivated... yeah, that's who I want in my main events.

 

Feh.

Guest Passenger
Posted

Anyways, I too laughed at "Brock, you can't beat him". I mean, who HASN'T beaten Big Show...

 

 

even raven beat him a few years back...and we know how much the wwe loves raven..hmmmm...

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
Posted

I found it kinda funny that Brock was looking like a big kid while Heyman was talking to him. It looked like a Theo-Huxtable-getting-a-life lesson-from-dad-moment.

Guest Respect The 'Taker
Posted
ok, i dont post here ever...but Dames you made this board known to me so.....i just had to say this..

 

Heyman talking to Brock just now said...

 

"Brock, the Big Show is 7 feet tall...500 lbs...Brock...you cant beat him!"

 

im curious if anyone else found this nearly as funny as i did XD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...i don't get it

 

Illusion

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