Guest FeArHaVoC Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 Okay, We all watch it, some of us have been watching for Years so nothing really shocks us anymore. The goofballs we see on TV are immune to us. But, just imagine if you NEVER seen Wrestling before and you Turned on Raw or Smackdown. Who would stand out as being funny looking and make you think "What is this Crap?" I'd probably think right off the Bat, Jeff Hardy was Gay. I'd think Benoit is a midget and Rey Mysterio is 12. Kane & Hurricane, Enough Said. The Sad Part, I'd probably think Triple H is impressive because of his body and Taker because of his "Badass" look.
Guest Repo Man jr Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 I was in a bar with Smackdown on the TV and the girl i was with saw Hulk Hulking up. She was pissing her self goin look at the old man. He really did look stupid too.
Guest Special K Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 I know this is the WWE but Shohei Baba cracked me the fuck up. I respect all he's done, but he was the gangliest fucker in the world. In the WWE Spike Dudley looks like a goof, and so does Buh Buh. Jeff Hardy, nuff said. HHH as Zenk said, has the skinniest lower body known to man, on top of the biggest upper body. Looks like the classic roid monster. If you've ever seriously lifted, you know he's completely vanity muscle. \ Benoit, sad to say, has about 20 pounds too much muscle for his frame. Regal doesn't look good, though I pretty much like him. Bradshaw is the epitome of the hoss look. I wouldn't like to run into him in an alley, but he doesn't look great on TV.
Guest buffybeast Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 I always thought Brother Love looked ridiculous.
Guest BAR Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 I think the Brother Love thing was probably part of his gimmick.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 that tattooed guy with the crossed eyes. He kicked ass though.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 I always thought Brother Love looked ridiculous. ::reads post:: ::looks @ BuffyBeast's avatar:: ::laughs @ irony::
Guest tetsubeav Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 In his face, Shannon Moore looks 11.
Guest Choken One Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 Jericho just might be the only RAW Hollywood guy... RVD is easily mistaken for Van Damme. the rest look like Beefcake Bodybuilders. Only Jericho is normal.
Guest Rob Edwards Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 I could easily imagine Mark Henry as a jolly fat guy in an Adam Sandler movie
Guest AndrewTS Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 Shannon Moore looks like he should be in a training bra and attending a Backstreet Boys concert. Jericho looks like he should be roadying at a Poison concert. Brock has a baby-ish face that looks more funny than heelish--which was bad when he was supposed to be pure heel. I'd think Michael Cole looks like a jackass ass-kissing tool--oh, wait, that wouldn't change my opinion of him any. Goldust: "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WEIRDO?!" And, if I saw HHH wrestling: the same thing I noticed the first time I ever saw Hogan, wrestling in WCW while still the Hulkster, AFTER watching the rest of the show and the other wrestlers, I'd think... "What the fuck is the big deal?! This match blows more than all the rest of the matches. Why are the announcers on this guy's dick constantly?" (Keep in mind as a first time viewer I would know nothing about psychology, but I'd know a boring, plodding, rest-hold filled match when I saw it).
Guest Youth N Asia Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 Crash, dude still cracks me up with his goofy antics. And my idea still had to happen. After Brock's big push finally fades away, he bumps his head and forgets who he is...along comes Crash and convinces him he's Brock Holly. Come on, he has a Holly look, and it would make a cool team, and he is a superheavyweight.
Guest SP-1 Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 Brock Holly could be the funniest thing ever. I'd pay to see that. As for who would look funny to me . . . I imagine Jeff Hardy would throw me off. Big Show would be hard to comprehend. I'd probably still think Triple H is roided out of the world . . . come to think of it, Jericho and Angle would be the guys I would relate to the most. They seem the most normal to me. SP
Guest AndrewTS Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 Crash, dude still cracks me up with his goofy antics. And my idea still had to happen. After Brock's big push finally fades away, he bumps his head and forgets who he is...along comes Crash and convinces him he's Brock Holly. Come on, he has a Holly look, and it would make a cool team, and he is a superheavyweight. If that would mean a demotion to midcard, I'm sure Anglesault would love that.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 Everyone who gets a huge push right away eventually drops to midcard for a while: Angle, Kane, Booker T...they all got nice pushes when they first started. I'm talking long term really, not the day after he drops his belt.
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 Benoit.....midget? The guys average height.......I dunno where you get midget at.
Guest Sturgis Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 Funaki looks like the guy that played Shang Tsung in the Mortal Kombat movie. Oh and nobody take that as a racist comment.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 Everyone who gets a huge push right away eventually drops to midcard for a while: Angle, Kane, Booker T...they all got nice pushes when they first started. I'm talking long term really, not the day after he drops his belt. Booker got a huge push?
Guest El Satanico Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 Surprised no one mentioned Kurt Angle. I can't put my finger on why exactly, but he has always(hair or no hair) looked quite odd. I think they get midget from Beniot just because his arms look too small for his body.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 They had the gold belt on Booker and let him get wins over the Rock and Angle...he main evented Summerslam last year. That's a push.
Guest Your Olympic Hero Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 I could easily imagine Mark Henry as a jolly fat guy in an Adam Sandler movie Or like Michael Clark Duncan in Green Mile.....
Guest Banky Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 Eddie Guerrero is the ugliest motherfucker in wrestling yet he is my favorite wrestler....I must be gay.
Guest subliminal_animal Posted November 13, 2002 Report Posted November 13, 2002 I would think Lance Storm looks really weird. And how Regal and Albert look gross in trunks. I could easily imagine Mark Henry as a jolly fat guy in an Adam Sandler movie LOL. That could work, he always looks happy. And, if I saw HHH wrestling: the same thing I noticed the first time I ever saw Hogan, wrestling in WCW while still the Hulkster, AFTER watching the rest of the show and the other wrestlers, I'd think... "What the fuck is the big deal?! This match blows more than all the rest of the matches. Why are the announcers on this guy's dick constantly?" (Keep in mind as a first time viewer I would know nothing about psychology, but I'd know a boring, plodding, rest-hold filled match when I saw it). How old were you?
Guest DJ Jeff Posted November 14, 2002 Report Posted November 14, 2002 I would say that Benoit looks pretty odd. It's probably just me, but his head looks more like it's shaped like a box. When I first saw Moore, I thought he was another female competitor. Shannon Moore even sounds like a name for a girl. Angle is about the only normal looking wrestler. Jericho has the big ass goatee, which if he lets it grow any longer, he'll look like Rip Van Winkle. Anyways, that's what I think.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted November 14, 2002 Report Posted November 14, 2002 Raven looks like a freak Rico looks goofy Batista's veins are gross
Guest El Satanico Posted November 14, 2002 Report Posted November 14, 2002 How does Angle look normal? The peanut shaped head that looks too small for his body and his lack of a neck doesn't exactly make him normal looking. Jericho looks like someone you'd bump into on the street...Angle doesn't at all. Speaking of Jericho's look hopefully he keeps his goatee growing until he's able to braid it. Then he should dye the bottom half red like his hair. Of course he'd look like the lead singer from Anthrax, but it would rule.
Guest AndrewTS Posted November 14, 2002 Report Posted November 14, 2002 I would think Lance Storm looks really weird. And how Regal and Albert look gross in trunks. I could easily imagine Mark Henry as a jolly fat guy in an Adam Sandler movie LOL. That could work, he always looks happy. And, if I saw HHH wrestling: the same thing I noticed the first time I ever saw Hogan, wrestling in WCW while still the Hulkster, AFTER watching the rest of the show and the other wrestlers, I'd think... "What the fuck is the big deal?! This match blows more than all the rest of the matches. Why are the announcers on this guy's dick constantly?" (Keep in mind as a first time viewer I would know nothing about psychology, but I'd know a boring, plodding, rest-hold filled match when I saw it). How old were you? That was about in 95--I was 13. And I didn't really watch any wrestling until around that time. Yeah, odd time to come in as a new fan, since both feds were sucking, but I did some how. And considering what a big name Hogan was I expected him to be entertaining.
Guest meanmaisch Posted November 14, 2002 Report Posted November 14, 2002 Benoit is referred to as "the World's Hugest Dwarf" by my father.
Guest Zero_Cool Posted November 14, 2002 Report Posted November 14, 2002 If I was watching for the first time, I'd notice a few things. RVD's hair is SO green Power Ranger. Batista looks to be a few moments away from his heart bursting, due to the veins bulging all over his body. I'd think Triple H was God, because nobody can beat him. Oh yeah, I'd also notice his huge freaking nose! How are you supposed to tell Rosie and Jamal apart? Rico has wacky sideburns. Eric Bischoff looks like a midget. Stephanie McMahon has saggy boobs, which would be an interesting observation, because that's why she got implants. Edge has big teeth. Guerrero should stop highlighting the mullet. Big Show has a bad receding hairline. Funaki looks like the foriegn exchange student from Sixteen Candles. Brock: I must break you.
Guest Nater Posted November 14, 2002 Report Posted November 14, 2002 Edge's eye frame and nose are odd to me, plus the trench? RVD of course looks like Jean-Claudd I can understand Masks and such.. they never bothered me.
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