WWE Magazine Rumors

[Guest Ram]

- Chris Nowinski will become heavyweight champion with Kevin Nash's help.

 

- Two new champions will be crowned at Wrestlemania XIX and a blond-haired "icon, legend and larger-than life" superstar will retire following his/her match.

 

- Two superstars who are not on the current WWE roster will come in and wreak havoc. Most fans would have wanted to see a dream match between these two a few years ago but they will team up for most of the year until breaking up and facing each other at Wrestlemania XX.

 

- Brock Lesnar and Batista will battle in an inter-promotional match.

 

- One diva on the roster "will have a lot of explaining to do" dealing with the Triple H/Kane/Katie Vick storyline.

 

- Rey Mysterio will accomplish something no other cruiserweight has accomplished in the history of WWE/WWF. However, it probably won't be Mysterio winning the WWE title.

 

- Eric Bischoff will find out that one of his "crown jewels" is actually a mole for Stephanie McMahon and we will be shocked to see who it is.

 

- Torrie Wilson will take a leave of absence from Smackdown! to act in a major film due out in late 2003.

 

- Kurt Angle will have a major announcement in June which won't involve him leaving but rather regarding some unfinished business that will affect "Stephanie's father".

 

- A "monster" will arrive from OVW with his "diminutive" manager.

 

Credit:  Steveswrestling.com, WWE Magazine

 

Take all of this with a grain of salt, or less. Really.

 

- Yeah, I see *THAT* happening.

 

- Flair or Jericho?

 

- Uh, okay? Who HASN'T the WWE already picked up that could be used for quick money?

 

- Well, I figure if Batista's push succeeds, then I suspect we will see this. As long as Batista can come on to his own in the ring, this could be interesting.

 

- Nobody wants to know, nobody cares to know, let that fade in memory. PLEASE.

 

- I know! Being seen as important and taking part in a match that lasts longer than 3 minutes! GOOO REY!

 

- "Crown jewels"? What the hell does that mean?

 

- I doubt it. Nice trying to suck up to her, though. Well, not really.

 

- Wut iz continuitay??/

 

- Yay. Another OVW monster-push.

 

..RRRIGHT.

[Guest the pinjockey]

I am assuming the dream team would be Austin/Goldberg.

[Guest TheyCallMeMark]

Are the words "dream" and "nightmare" interchangable?

[Guest the pinjockey]

Well a nightmare is still technically a dream so I think that is reasonable.

 

And BTW that is not my dream match/team by a long shot.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

- Chris Nowinski will become heavyweight champion with Kevin Nash's help.

 

Bullshit.

 

- Two new champions will be crowned at Wrestlemania XIX and a blond-haired "icon, legend and larger-than life" superstar will retire following his/her match.

 

Angle defeats Lesnar, RVD defeats Triple H, Hogan defeats Vince. Simple as that.

 

- Two superstars who are not on the current WWE roster will come in and wreak havoc. Most fans would have wanted to see a dream match between these two a few years ago but they will team up for most of the year until breaking up and facing each other at Wrestlemania XX.

 

Austin and Goldberg? Nah. Can't be them.

 

- Brock Lesnar and Batista will battle in an inter-promotional match.

 

Maybe, once Bautista gets more time.

 

- One diva on the roster "will have a lot of explaining to do" dealing with the Triple H/Kane/Katie Vick storyline.

 

Victoria is the answer to everything. NEXT.

 

- Rey Mysterio will accomplish something no other cruiserweight has accomplished in the history of WWE/WWF. However, it probably won't be Mysterio winning the WWE title.

 

Mysterio beats Big show in a non-title match. Been done before.

 

- Eric Bischoff will find out that one of his "crown jewels" is actually a mole for Stephanie McMahon and we will be shocked to see who it is.

 

I dunno who this could be... *coughcough*TripleH*coughcough*

 

- Torrie Wilson will take a leave of absence from Smackdown! to act in a major film due out in late 2003.

 

OK...

 

- Kurt Angle will have a major announcement in June which won't involve him leaving but rather regarding some unfinished business that will affect "Stephanie's father".

 

Can you say "Stone Cold" Kurt Angle?

 

- A "monster" will arrive from OVW with his "diminutive" manager.

 

Psycho Sid and Cheatum? WTF is this supposed to mean?