Guest notJames Posted December 6, 2002 Report Posted December 6, 2002 I'm all for girl-on-girl action between lipstick sapphos... but not on my wrestling shows!!! I might be in the minority, but I see no upside to this angle. The two of them can't wrestle, they can't act, they're not aligned with anyone who can wrestle, and they can't pay it off without pissing off any number of advertisers, right-wing fundamentalist groups, NOW, GLAAD, parent groups, lobbyists, etc. Not to mention the drooling fanboys who will never see the two of them get it on in any significant way, which will drive them all to their AOL chat rooms with expletive-laden tirades about how they couldn't bust a nut over this. Whoever said Vince was done with Shock TV has been drinking too much of JR's sauce, if you catch my drift.
Guest bob_barron Posted December 6, 2002 Report Posted December 6, 2002 I wonder what Kidman and Simon Diamond think
Guest treble charged Posted December 6, 2002 Report Posted December 6, 2002 At least we know now why Dawn kept challenging Torrie to bikini and lingerie contests.
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted December 6, 2002 Report Posted December 6, 2002 ::Dawn Marie [heart] Torrie, ... and I should care because...?:: Because Vince Told you too
Guest CanadianChris Posted December 6, 2002 Report Posted December 6, 2002 ::Dawn Marie [heart] Torrie, ... and I should care because...?:: Because Vince Told you too That pretty much sums it up.
Guest Vern Gagne Posted December 6, 2002 Report Posted December 6, 2002 Since they can't show anything good. I agree.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted December 6, 2002 Report Posted December 6, 2002 Cause HLA was just so darn entertaining last time
Guest deadbeater Posted December 6, 2002 Report Posted December 6, 2002 Victoria/Stacy action was much better.
Guest Quik Posted December 6, 2002 Report Posted December 6, 2002 Just as Scott Keith said: there's no point because they can't show anything good. I don't even think they can show them kissing, especially on UPN.
Guest Ram Posted December 6, 2002 Report Posted December 6, 2002 Lesbianism doesn't do anything for me.
Guest The Hamburglar Posted December 6, 2002 Report Posted December 6, 2002 Because it will lead to a payoff with our God and idol AL WILSON finding out and exacting discipline on the naughty pair in the only way he can. With his MONSTER. Its the single greatest angle of all time ever, and is a platform for the almighty AL WILSON to spread his seed world wide. Read the DEAN workrate reports and you too can be converted to the light of the Man we want to Be AL WILSON.
Guest pappajacks Posted December 6, 2002 Report Posted December 6, 2002 Dawn is married to Diamond? Simon is one lucky guy.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 This also borders on incest because Dawn Marie would be Torrie's stepmom. HLIA. Simon is Dawn's fiancee. I say lucky for both of them
Guest DawnBTVS Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 I don't even think they can show them kissing, especially on UPN. Anyone else find that stupid? They had Tara/Willow in BTVS always kissing, etc. so surely they could show this...
Guest AndrewTS Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 I'm all for girl-on-girl action between lipstick sapphos... but not on my wrestling shows!!! Silly smark. This isn't wrestling, it's SPORTZ ENTERTAINMENT!!~
Guest Youth N Asia Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 I don't even think they can show them kissing, especially on UPN. Anyone else find that stupid? They had Tara/Willow in BTVS always kissing, etc. so surely they could show this... Hecks yeah they did *remembering*...good times. Oh, I really didn't have a reply
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 Because it will lead to a payoff with our God and idol AL WILSON finding out and exacting discipline on the naughty pair in the only way he can. With his MONSTER. Its the single greatest angle of all time ever, and is a platform for the almighty AL WILSON to spread his seed world wide. Read the DEAN workrate reports and you too can be converted to the light of the Man we want to Be AL WILSON. Dean disciples? This is very scary. I'm happy to see Heyman fufill his dream of having chicks make out with each other on network television, but I think we can all agree that this whole thing will be sucktacular, as well as shave precious minutes off Jamie Noble matches.
Guest Kid Kablam Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 Because it will lead to a payoff with our God and idol AL WILSON finding out and exacting discipline on the naughty pair in the only way he can. With his MONSTER. Its the single greatest angle of all time ever, and is a platform for the almighty AL WILSON to spread his seed world wide. Read the DEAN workrate reports and you too can be converted to the light of the Man we want to Be AL WILSON. Dean disciples? This is very scary. I'm happy to see Heyman fufill his dream of having chicks make out with each other on network television, but I think we can all agree that this whole thing will be sucktacular, as well as shave precious minutes off Jamie Noble matches. Speeking of which, am I the only one who is pissed, pissed pissed that Jamie Noble jobbed to Crash Holly?
Guest phoenixrising Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 I'm kinda pissed about that too, but at least Crash has a cool finisher now. Too bad they didn't give that finisher to someone that actually matters though. And this Dawn Marie/Torrie/Al Wilson thing is just stupid. There had better be something good come out of this (new wrestler debuting, Torrie and Dawn doing a lesbo screw scene, or Al Wilson getting piledriven). I can't believe they spent this much time on a worthless angle that is helping no one. As long as Torrie and Dawn have boobs they'll be over, and they have much better people to push (Kidman, Noble, Matt Hardy, Moore) than Al Wilson. The payoff had better be damned good.
Guest treble charged Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 I'm assuming they'll build to something happening at the PPV, maybe some shitty gimmick match, and maybe they'll blow it off there. Or maybe, it'll keep going, you never know.
Guest BA_Baracus Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 Well... ...at least it isn't happening on Raw where Lawler would be screaming the entire 2 hours about HLA like an idiot.
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 I don't mind it... I really don't. In fact, considering much of the mark audience, I'm not suprised this kind of thing isn't happening sooner. But I only don't mind it if it actually GETS somewhere. So far, this hasn't....
Guest Nater Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 This is to hit the Teenage-Boys-That-Fap-To-Scrambled-Porn Audience. It's never gonna be what we all know is gonna happen because it has to be crappy enough to allow on TV. A Matt Hardy falling in love with Rikishi would catch my attention more than this angle because the sheer mechanics of it make me wonder if all the girls should be cheering for Matt instead of Jeff.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 I'm kinda pissed about that too, but at least Crash has a cool finisher now. Too bad they didn't give that finisher to someone that actually matters though. I don't think they "gave" it to anyone. Crash on his own watched an NWA TNA show and stole it from AJ Styles.
Guest humongous2002 Posted December 7, 2002 Report Posted December 7, 2002 Vince thinks that all the fans are uneducated, low income, pimply horny teenagers that can't get laid, that's why he keeps on putting this softcore crap all the time, don't get me wrong i wouldn't mind if at least we get to see them make out or we get to see a few tit shots here or there on a ppv but it wont happen so why do this angle to begin with?
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