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Guest oldschoolwrestling
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TheArnoldFans.com reports that the director of the next Conan movie (John Milius) is considering Triple H for the role of Conan's son Kon. Vin Diesel and the Rock have both been rumored for the role, but director Milius said that he likes the qualities he sees in Triple H.

 

Credit: TheArnoldFans.com

Guest razazteca
Posted

I hope HHH gets the role so they can get him off RAW

Guest Eye of Truth
Posted

Hahaha... I hope they stick him with his wrestling name in the credits then, since it makes absolutely no sense to people that have never watched wrestling.

Guest HartFan86
Posted

Well, considering he wrestles and talks like one, I guess being a caveman works great for Mr. Hemsely.

Guest deadbeater
Posted

To be fair, Trips does have that Conan look. And since the swordfights are not expected to be of Olympic, Rob Roy, or Princess Bride quality, it may give HHH needed time to relax his legs.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

I hope this gives him the metaphorical kick-to-the-balls he needs right now.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

YES!! YES!! YES!! Take all the time off you need, HHH! Go become a movie star!! Yes, yes!!

 

I'll personally arrange the send-off parade.

Guest AndrewTS
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Can you imagine the ego?

Yeah...after it bombs.

 

But oh, well. It'll be nice having no HHH for several months.

Guest razazteca
Posted

Maybe its a big SWERVE~ it might just be a Conan O'Brian made for tv movie on the lines of Cabin Boy greatness.

Guest Slapnuts00
Posted

Excellent news! We should encourage Triple H to make as many movies as he wants so he takes months off at a time like Rock...

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted
director Milius said that he likes the qualities he sees in Triple H.

In other words, "his nasaly voice sounds much more appropriate for a barbarian."

 

Here's hoping barbarians have bald spots.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

Wait a minute...Vin and Rock?

 

Okay, Rock and Kelly Hu were stretches for portraying Egyptians, but Vin and Rock don't seem to fit in as European barbarians at all.

 

At least HHH has the look down.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
director Milius said that he likes the qualities he sees in Triple H.

In other words, "his nasaly voice sounds much more appropriate for a barbarian."

 

Here's hoping barbarians have bald spots.

Remember Hogan's full heads of hair in his movies?

 

Wouldn't be hard to slap a toupee on HHH's head.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Where does it say he's gonna star in the movie?

 

THEY'RE CONSIDERING HIM!!!! That doesn't make it official.

Guest razazteca
Posted

I am surprised HHH is not given the role of Krum-uh, the Barbarian demigod.

 

let him be a movie star, I have no worries about HHH only Main Eventing 3 PPVs a year.

Guest cabbageboy
Posted

I was about to say "uhhh isn't Conan a white guy?" After all Arnold played him previously, so I'd say HHH has the advantage over Rock or Vin here simply because Conan is white. Heh.

Guest razazteca
Posted

Vin Diesil is White, well Italian and could be considered THE NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MAN of action movies.

 

as for the Rock, well they could work an angle of Conan and Grace Jones had a love child.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
Where does it say he's gonna star in the movie?

 

THEY'RE CONSIDERING HIM!!!! That doesn't make it official.

"Okay, we're going to make a proposition to you...we give you a truckload of money, and you get to be in a movie, do very little work, and have the WWE promotional machine shill you to high heaven. Although, you have to give up the strenuous wrestling schedule you're on now, you get to rest your injuries, and when you come back there will likely be a newly built up star for you to squash."

 

I think if they really are pushing for him to get the role, I think he'll accept.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
Vin Diesil is White, well Italian and could be considered THE NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MAN of action movies.

 

as for the Rock, well they could work an angle of Conan and Grace Jones had a love child.

Italians don't seem to be good East European barbarians to me. Just saying.

 

Although Rock'd be a better actor for the role, HHH looks, sounds, acts, and overall fits better. Plus we wouldn't miss him.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

I just dont like someone writing as the title HHH to star in Conan movie when it is not official

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
I just dont like someone writing as the title HHH to star in Conan movie when it is not official

Good point. Write an question mark or say "Will" or something when something like this comes up, OSW.

 

You got our hopes up.

 

I hope he does get it though.

 

*HHH leaves for filming*

 

*Raw ratings go up the next week..*

*Then week after that...*

 

Months later..

 

JR: THE GAME IS BACK!!!

 

*Raw ratings steady...*

*Next week, Raw ratings plummet.*

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted
Maybe its a big SWERVE~ it might just be a Conan O'Brian made for tv movie on the lines of Cabin Boy greatness.

Now I know what you're thinkin'. What could be weirder than a big, fatass, floatin' cupcake?

 

Well, how 'bout one that spits tobacco?

Guest buffybeast
Posted
Vin Diesil is White, well Italian and could be considered THE NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MAN of action movies.

 

as for the Rock, well they could work an angle of Conan and Grace Jones had a love child.

Vin Diesel has an Italian mother and a Black father. He mentioned this in a GQ interview over the summer. Jesus, I can see the black in him from a mile away.

 

I thought Rocky already turned this part down.

Guest the pinjockey
Posted

Give the role to Booker T so he can once again say

 

"I'm Booker T, the five time champ, AND I got a sword"

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
Give the role to Booker T so he can once again say

 

"I'm Booker T, the five time champ, AND I got a sword"

Naw...he can be Moor #3, and of course would job in his home village.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

HHH will command his barbarian armies with the HHHONK! Its a clarion call, I tells ya!

Guest HartFan86
Posted
HHH will command his barbarian armies with the HHHONK! Its a clarion call, I tells ya!

YES

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

HHH is intense enough to shoot a movie and be on RAW..

 

I doubt he'd miss a second of time, in fact, it would probably mean more HHH on TV, a la the Rock and all of his hype for Scorpion King...

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