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Guest Jobber of the Week
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Time for one of these, I guess.

 

Tes... Uh... Jeff Hardy v Chris Jericho

 

Match Background: In a match with Test, Jericho hit a chair against the ring post, creating a seismic wave that knocked Skinny Bitch backwards. Jericho refused to apologize for the inadequacies of Test's girlfriends. Meanwhile, Shawn Michaels, the man Jericho SHOULD be fighting, is whispering sweet things in Jeff Hardy's ear in backstage vignettes. Then, out of the blue, the never-will-be-over Test was replaced with the just slightly over Jeff Hardy. Oh well, less Skinny Bitch on my TV is always good.

 

Match Predictions: Oh please.... Like they haven't done this before? I'm going to remain confident and assume that the Musical Chairs with babyfaces that was done just last week pretty much exposes who the winner is right away. Then again, on the other hand, that tiny tiny voice in the back of my head knows that the idea behind this angle is Shawn is teaching Jeff to have That Killer Edge required to win matches, and that Jeff is going to get his job back or else *gasp* Jeff Hardy looks bad.

 

Winner: Chris Jericho

 

Cruiserweight Championship

Matt Hardy v Billy Kidman

 

Match Background: On a previous SmackDown, Matt Hardy jobbed to Billy Kidman! In response to this horrible mistake of a match result, Hardy dropped weight all month long to compete for the Cruiser belt.

 

Match Prediction: Kidman's had the belt since SurSer. That's about enough time. Meanwhile, poor Shannon Moore is getting hugged by men repeatedly. Having that happen at work and then going home to be Jeff Hardy's best friend can't be good for the guy's mind.

 

Winner: Matt Hardy

 

World Tag Title Match

William Regal & Lance Storm vs Kane & Rob Van Dam

 

Match History: On one side is the current champs, who has beaten every duo that has come their way except for the Announce Team of JR/Lawler. On the other side is, in WWE logic, some small guy doing flippy flops and the great big HOSS that has to keep the crowd awake and carry the match. Heh.

 

Match Prediction: This match on the card is the one I don't care the most about. I have never cared for Lance Storm. I have never cared for William Regal. Combining them has turned the Raw tag team division into my nap-time.

 

Winner: Who gives a shit

 

The Big Show vs Undertaker

 

Match History: Big Show threw UT off the stage in November. A return feud was booked, but this time it was Big Show's turn to get injured, and leave us with wooden box angles galore.

 

Match Prediction: With the promise that they're holding Nathan Jones for the next SmackDown, expect Taker to go over clean.

 

Winner: Undertaker

 

NWA Title/WCW Title/Hulk Hogan Memorial Title/World Heavyweight Chapmionship Belt

The Next Vince McMahon vs Big Poppa Putz

 

Match History: Don't even get me started. Obviously the best recourse for the WORST match at the Rumble is to do it all over again. At least we were spared the posedown this time.

 

Match Prediction: The thought of Booker T at WrestleMania means I'll be able to bear this crappy match.

 

Winner: HHH

 

Hulk Hogan vs The Rock

 

Match History: Uhm, duh? This was the feelgood match of 2002. Substitute the Hulkster for Hollywood and stick in old heel Rock for effect. Add the Hogan-friendly Montreal for the heat match of the night.

 

Match Prediction: This won't be as memorable as the match last year, simply becuase the crowd won't turn a complete 180 on the booking team. However, the match itself should be solid. I was marking out hard for every punch, kick, and choke last year, but this rematch didn't have such great buildup as last time around.

 

Winner: The Rock

 

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Eric Bischoff

 

Match History: There is none. Except that Vince is punishing Bischoff for not kissing his ass. Bischoff had been searching for Austin all month, but that has almost nothing to do with this match itself. Regardless, Eric brought Jim Ross' undefeated streak to a crashing halt last week to build up the match.

 

Match Prediction: I may just cry if they immediately stick Austin back at the top of the cards again. Although the pops have been loud enough to justify it, so I guess they might as well strike while the iron is hot. Don't like the guy, personally. Complete squash here, by the way.

 

Winner: BAH GAWD, STONE COLD! STONE COLD! WHAT A MANLY MAN! HE IS GIVING THE ENTIRE LOCKER ROOM A STUNNER! BAH GAWD!

 

Chris Benoit Is Your God, Mr. Neck Injury, and Donkey Kong vs The New Ric Flair & Team Angle

 

Match History: Angle is Champion and Lesnar is #1 contender. Debate for yourself whether the feud has been good or not, but I'm convinced now that Angle could run Lesnar over repeatedly with a Mercedes and Brock would get up and throw Kurt around afterwards.

 

Match Prediction: God only knows what's going to happen now that Edge is injured. Therefor, I shall just say that I predict Lesnar will do his stupid Donkey Kong dance.

 

Prediction: Who knows? If the stand-in is an SD regular such as Eddy Guererro, then Team Angle. If it's a return or debut such as a Rhyno appearance, then the faces.

Posted

I already posted these in the OAOT, but since it belongs here anyway, allow me.

 

My official picks:

 

Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: Rock

 

World Championship Match:

Triple H© vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: HHH

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Austin

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Jericho

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

1. Will Edge participate: probably not

2. Winners: Brock's team (why break from tradition?)

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Kidman

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: Regal/Storm

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Undertaker

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Jericho

M.Hardy

Regal/Storm

Taker

HHH

Rock

Austin

Team Angle

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Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: Rock

 

World Championship Match:

Triple H© vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: HHH

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Austin

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Jericho

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

Winner: Team Angle

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Matt Hardy

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: RVD / Kane

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Undertaker

Guest Anglesault
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Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: Rock

 

World Championship Match:

Triple H© vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: HHH

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Austin

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Jericho

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

Winner: Team Angle

Kurt over Benoit or Edge's replacement.

Postmatch, Brock destroys Team Angle.

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Matt Hardy

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: Storm/Regal

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Undertaker

Posted

For fun, here's my prediction on the order of the matches, too...

 

1. Storm & Regal vs. Kane & RVD

Winners: Storm & Regal

 

2. Kidman vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Matt Hardy

 

3. Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy

Winner: Chris Jericho

 

4. Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Big Show

 

5. Kurt & Team Angle vs. Brock, Edge, Benoit

Winners: Kurt & Team Angle

 

6. Austin vs. Bischoff

Winner: Austin

 

7. HHH vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: HHH

 

8. The Rock vs. Hulk Hogan

Winner: Hogan via DQ

Guest caboose
Posted

Hogan Vs. Rocky: Rocky Via Vince

 

Austin Vs. Bischoff: Austin Via Stunner

 

HHH Vs. Steiner: HHH Via Evilution

 

RVD/Kane Vs. Regal/Storm: Regal/Storm Via Nefarious Means

 

Jericho Vs. Jeff Hardy: Jericho Via Walls Of Jericho

 

Team Angle Vs. Brock/Benoit/Edge: Team Angle Via Edge Injury

 

Matt Hardy Vs. Kidman: Matt Hardy Via Kidman lacking Mattitude

 

Undertaker Vs. Big Show: Undertaker Via Chokeslam

Guest creativename
Posted

This looks to be a very predictable PPV overall; the Raw tag title match is the only one whose result seems murky.

 

*Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho: Jericho via pinfall

 

*Matt Hardy vs. Billy Kidman: Matt via pinfall (Moore distraction)

 

*Storm/Regal vs. RVD/Kane: RVD/Kane, RVD pins Regal

 

*Big Show vs. Taker: Taker, clean via pinfall

 

*HHH vs. Steiner: HHH via pinfall (mild Evo interference)

 

*Hulk Hogan vs. Rock: Rock via pinfall (Vince screwjob)

 

*Austin vs. Bischoff: do I actually have to say it??

 

*6-man Tag: Team Angle via pinfall, Angle pins Lesnar (not sure if it'll be entirely clean, but I have a feeling it'll be mostly clean)

Guest wwF1587
Posted

RVD/Kane VS JR's Bitches

 

Winner: do I really care.. no! I'd like to see RVD/Kane pick up the win just for the chance to win some kind of title since its obvious neither will get a shot for the WCW title.

 

Jericho VS Hardy

 

Winner: Jericho... Jericho damnit! I am sure HBK will come out and try to cost Jericho the match but I think he will miss and hit Jeff... the crowd is going to boo the hell out of HBK and I can't wait.

 

Backstage Edge is attacked by Team Angle thus not being able to compete tonight in the 6 man.

 

Matt VS Kidman

 

Winner: Matt Hardy... the CW title has not helped Kidman much at all and would be better suited for Version 1.. this will also set up Matt VS Rey at WM.

 

Big Show VS UT

 

Winner: UT and thats it... Heymen gets sick of Show and dumps him perhaps and hopefully this is the last time we see Big Show on PPV ever again... Guerraros aren't on this PPV, Rey is on HeAT... yet the Big Show is here... BAH!

 

HHH VS Steiner

 

Winner: HHH (duh!) oh Hemsley needs his job back from the rumble.... noone gets a DQ win on HHH on ppv without jobbin the next month... Worst Match Of The Night! perhaps Booker will run in after and kick HHH's ass setting up WM..

 

Austin VS Bischoff

 

Winner: A fun ass kicking here... when the glass breaks the crowd is going to go nuts and its going to be fun... it wont be as excitting had they not kept pulling Austin no shows on RAW for weeks but hey its WWE what do you want... Austin wins and perhaps says he is going to SD!

 

Team Angle VS Brock/Beniot/??

 

Winner: Edge will get beat up earlier so instead we will get RHYNO to take his place... big pop if that happens... Team Angle wins somehow.. they better to set up Angle/Brock at WM

 

Rock VS Hogan

 

Winner: This may not be the main event but it will certainly be a loud, entertaining, mark out match... I thought last year's build up was magical.. this year's is even better... my favorite angle soo far.. lovin the rock's new attitude. I want to say the rock will win with Vince's help but I have a feelin Hogan will pull it off... the rock doesnt really need the win if hes leaving in two months... although if he stayed a win could get him more over as a heel... Hogan will win here.

Guest Mattdotcom
Posted

Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: Rock, with Vince's help, to set up one WrestleMania match.

 

World Championship Match:

Triple H© vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: HHH

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Austin

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: It'd better be Jericho

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

Winners: Team Angle, you know, has to win, right?

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Mattdotcom Fact: Mattdotcom thinks Matt Hardy will beat Kidman.

 

Mattdotcom scored a 22 the first time he took his ACT.

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: The_Bob_Barron_Countries-That-Aren't-America_Trotters via a heel turn, maybe.

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Will it be Undertaker, representing a piss break, or will it be the Big Show, representing getting nachos, or will it be the time inbetween, when we have to decide if we can hold the pee in?

 

Winner: Undertaker, to prepare for the onslaught of Nathan Jones-SOOPAH GENIUS!

 

Seriously, he spends ten years in prison and he just pulls that out of his ass? I mean, I got it, but damn was it weird.

Guest Celtic Jobber
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I probably shouldn't even post in this thread, considering that you insulted the man, the myth, my third favorite wrestler: Lance Storm. But oh well...

 

Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: The Rock with help from Vince McMahon or possibly Bischoff.

 

World Championship Match:

Triple H vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: The Steroid Freak... who's engaged to the boss's daughter

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Steve Austin

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Chris Jericho

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Rhyno, & Chris Benoit

Winner: Chris Benoit by pinning Haas

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Matt Hardy

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: Regal & Storm (think they'd actually let that glorified jobber RVD get a win, on a PPV no less? hell no!)

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Big Slow with help from Nathan Jones

Guest the 1inch punch
Posted
Tes... Uh... Jeff Hardy v Chris Jericho

- An Interesting match, due to politics, I'm gonna go with Hardy, mainly because Jericho always gets buttfucked wether we like it or not, and because I'm holding out hope that, in return for jobbing to Jericho at WM, Micheals will feud with Sean O'Haire over Jeff's soul. Or Hardy gets released

 

Cruiserweight Championship

Matt Hardy v Billy Kidman

-Again, interesting, because Mattitude is resented because he managed to get over, and Kidman is WCW. I'm gonna say Hardy, because he went through the developmental system, and Billy didnt

 

World Tag Title Match

William Regal & Lance Storm vs Kane & Rob Van Dam

-Who cares

 

The Big Show vs Undertaker

-Talk about booking yourself into a corner, and all because of Nathan Jones. I'll say Taker, because always wins

 

NWA Title/WCW Title/Hulk Hogan Memorial Title/World Heavyweight Chapmionship Belt

The Next Vince McMahon vs Big Poppa Putz

-Well, lets see. WHO DO YOU THINK!!!!!!

 

Hulk Hogan vs The Rock

-I think I'm the only person who hates both of these with a passion. Honestly I dont care who wins or loses

 

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Eric Bischoff

-Well, wer'e in Montreal, we need a screwjob, here ya go. Evil Austin here we go

 

Chris Benoit Is Your God, Mr. Neck Injury, and Donkey Kong vs The New Ric Flair & Team Angle

-That Donkey Kong bit is a work of Genius

 

Anyway, lets look at the potential result depending on who is on the team

 

-Edge

Team Kong wins after Edge does nothing and Benoit bumps like a maniac

 

-Rey Rey

Team Kong wins

 

-Eddy

Eddy's a heel

 

-Rhyno

Benoit/Rhyno at Wrestlemania

That Donkey Kong bit is Genius

Guest NoSelfWorth
Posted

Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: Rock via the Montreal Finish. Am I the only one who genuinely wants that finish to happen ?

 

World Championship Match:

HGH© vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: HGH. But what if....Evolution take out Steiner on Heat. At bell time for his match, HGH brags about taking out the competition. Booker T's music hits, and he comes out and challenges HGH. They wrestle, and Booker cleanly pins HGH. The next night, HGH says it was non-title, has her signed to face Steiner, not Booker. This sets up a rematch for the title at WrestleMania.

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Steve Austin will leisurely kick the shit out of Bischoff for 6 minutes, hit him with a million stuners, and pin him.

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Chris Jericho to win the match, and carry The Blown Spot Kid to a good match.

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Chris Benoit and Edge/Rhyno

Winner: Lesnar to score a desperation pin on Angle, and then get obliterated to build to his match against Angle at WrestleMania.

 

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Matt Hardy

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Lance Storm and William Regal© vs. Rob Van Dam and Kane

Winners: Storm and Regal when Kane turns on Rob Van Dam. Unless they try to be cute, and have Van Dam turn.

 

Underseller v Pig Slow

Winner: Pig Slow

Guest the 1inch punch
Posted
Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: Rock via the Montreal Finish. Am I the only one who genuinely wants that finish to happen ?

They did that before

Guest CanadianChick
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Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: Rock

 

World Championship Match:

Triple H© vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: HHH

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Austin

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Jericho

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

Winner: Team Angle

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Matt Hardy

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: Lance Storm/Regal. A heel turn will occur with Kane and RVD.

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Undertaker

Guest CheesalaIsGood
Posted

Austin wins.

 

Team Angle wins, you're foolin yourself if you don't think Benoit isn't doing the job.

 

Rock thwacks Hogan with a chair with help from Vince.

 

HHH... at least Steiner basically goes away after this. Steiner BTW looks like he has been trying alot harder since the Rumble but he doesn't seem able to recognise his skills being gone

 

Jericho wins. I'm still fuzzy on whether HBK will have the nerve to show his face live or will he cop out and host The World.

 

I don't care about the RAW match. Regal and Storm just for.... whatever.

 

Matt Hardy is walkin away a champ.

 

Taker of course.

 

 

Might be a good PPV, but then again sometimes the ones that don't look so hot on paper end up being quite good, but not exactly memorable.

Guest Space_Cowboy
Posted

Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: Rock

 

World Championship Match:

Triple H© vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: HHH

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Austin

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Jericho

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

Winner: Team Angle

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Matt Hardy

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: Team Boring

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Undertaker

Guest Sturgis
Posted

Stone Cold vs. Bishoff

Prediction: Short and suck.

Rating Range:DUD-1/2*

Winner: Austin

 

The Rock vs. Hogan

Prediction: Russo-iffic

Rating Range: -*-*

Winner: Hogan(don't ask)

 

Steroid Freak vs. Steroid Freak

Prediction: Worse than Rumble

Rating Range: negatives

Winner: HGH

 

Big Show vs. Taker

Prediction: Absolutly suck or suprisingly decent.

Rating Range: negatives-DUD

Winner: Taker

 

Kane/RVD vs. Regal/Storm

Prediction: No one cares

Rating Range: *-*1/2

Winner: Regal/Storm

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Jericho

Prediction: Jeff will be stoned

Rating Range: **-**1/2

Winner: Jericho

 

Matt Hardy vs. Kidman

Prediction: Match of the Night considering time

Rating Range:*** at least

Winner: Kidman(I want Hardy to win though)

 

Brock/Beniot/?Edge? vs. Team Angle

Prediction: Solid

Rating Range: **-***

Winner: Team Angle

Guest AndrewTS
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Hulk Hogan vs. "Hollywood" Duane Johnson

Winner: Rock via Rock Bottom and Hollywood Leg Drop of Doom.

 

World Championship Match:

Raw head booker's fiance: Triple H© vs. Big Poppa Booty Dadzilla Scott Steiner

Winner: HHH, duh.

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Winner: Austin, but Bisch does some heel schenanigans and Goldberg comes out and does stuff and STUNNER STUNNER NO SELL followed by SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR and--fuck it, who cares.

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Jericho over The Future Mrs. HBK.

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

Winner: Brock wrestles most of the match for his team. Brock F-5s Kurt, Brock gets the win. AS bitches and moans, intrigue for the WM match is killed.

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Matt Hardy wins the second most worthless title in the WWe--next to HHH's belt of course. OOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEAH... I can swim a tornaaaaado; I can dry up the seeeea-yeah! When I live for the MOOOOOMENT...

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: Storm/Regal win, since RVD and Kane went over on Raw. I hate the Commonwealth Connection--good Lord do they suck (and I like Lance Storm, too).

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Taker wins. *yawn*

Guest Austin3164life
Posted

Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: The Rock, via Vince's favorite screwjob finish

 

World Championship Match:

Triple H© vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: I want to say Steiner, but Triple H retains with a dusty finish

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Logic states that Austin has a 99.999999etc.% chance of winning, but I believe they'll bring Goldberg after Austin kicks his ass, and Goldberg will spear the shit out of Steve, setting up a WM dream match.

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Since they're doing musical chairs with the faces, I predict a clean Chris Jericho win here. After all, he is the King of the World.

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

Winner: Team Angle gets the victory here, with Angle going over Brock after a heafty dose of interference. Post match, I see Brock beating Team Angle's ass, with Angle slinking out of the ring barely.

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Billy Kidman. Perhaps he'll hold it another month until Wrestlemania.

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: Could go either way, but the scales tip in Storm and Regal's favor a bit here.

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: The Hoss Squash part 38764832768674. Undertaker cleanly wins.

Guest Anglesault
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Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Logic states that Austin has a 99.999999etc.% chance of winning, but I believe they'll bring Goldberg after Austin kicks his ass, and Goldberg will spear the shit out of Steve, setting up a WM dream match.

Sounds like a nightmare to me.

 

If Goldberg nails The Mighty Concussion Kick on austin and ends him, I will personally bring Goldberg a limo to attack so he can get nerve damage again.

Guest nl5xsk1
Posted

Hulk Hogan vs. Rock - Rock w/help from Vince.

 

Triple H vs. Scott Steiner - Triple H w/help from Evilotion. Booker T gets involved to set up WM match.

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin - Austin, but count me was one of the people who are predicting the dreaded Goldberg debut after the match.

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho - Jericho

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit - Team Angle.

 

Billy Kidman vs. Matt Hardy - Hardy w/help from Moore.

 

Steven Regal & Lance Storm vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane - Regal/Storm, with dissension between RVD and Kane leading to a WM match.

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show - I hope it's interference from Kanyon causes a DQ

and leads to a WM match between Taker and Kanyon where Kanyon goes over and establishes himself as a threat. But I'm predicting Taker in a squash over Show, and Kanyon losing on Heat.

Guest deadbeater
Posted

Hulk Hogan vs. "Hollywood" Duane Johnson

Winner: Rock via Rock Bottom

 

World Championship Match:

Raw head booker's fiance: Triple H© vs. Big Poppa Booty Dadzilla Scott Steiner

Winner: They both run out of gas and after two minutes. Vince, desparate, throw Trish and Jazz out there and they simulate Hokuto vs Kandori 4/2/93 to great pop. (Hey, I can hope)

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Winner: Austin

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Jericho .

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

Winner: Angle

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Matt Hardy

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: Kane/RVD.

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Taker wins.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

Oh, I predict a last minute addition to the card:

 

WWE Women's Title Match

Jazz vs. Victoria © vs. Jackie and/or Molly:

 

Victoria wins, but turns face somehow to set up a one-on-one match with Jazz.

Guest Slapnuts00
Posted

Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: Rock. I say it's a good bet Vince pulls out the screwjob since he's in Montreal...I'd mark like shit if they had a huge suprise to end the show, Vince says ring the bell when Rock has him in the sharpshooter, fans are supoer pissed, Vince grabs the mic and decides to be an asshole and stars taunting the fans, from behind ITS BRET HART! Bret can knock him down, thank the fans, soak up the glory and then continue his retirement at peace. I know it's a real long shot but it'd be a great scenario...

 

Bishoff vs. Austin

Winner: Austin. Chief Morely attacks before the match, maybe 3 minute warning and Rico too, Austin fight everyone off, eventually gets to Bishoff and stuns him a few times. I doubt they have Goldberg show up here. If I was in charge I'd have Goldberg show up at Wrestlemania at the end of the Rock/Austin match, attack Austin allowing Rock the win (payback for Austin walking out, plus Rock finally gets a damn win over him even if he's leaving) and that sets up a hot program AFTER mania for a change.

 

Team Angle vs. The Brockamaniacs

Winner: Team Angle. I say Edge does an injury angle at the top of the show or on Heat to take him out, leaving the announcers to speculate what Brock and Benoit are gonna do, they have a segment where Benoit tells Brock he has a backup plan and don't worry. Match goes on, and where there's smoke there's fire, so I say Rhyno is the suprise partner, but in a twist turns on his team and gores Benoit, allowing the win for Team Angle and setting up Rhyno/Benoit as a unique program for WM.

 

Steiner vs. Triple H.

Winner: HHH. Doesn't go more than 10 minutes, Evolution attempts to interfere, Booker T comes and chases them all away, Triple H uses the belt shot or a sledgehammer or something while the ref is trying to cope with the outside interference, and Steiner is pedigreed and never heard from again.

 

Kane/RVD vs. Regal/Storm

Winner: Regal/Storm. I'm gonna be bold and say Kane turns on RVD here, setting upa program for the 2 for WM. The champs will face the Dudleys in a final showdown at the big show.

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Undertaker. Hey speaking of the big show...uh, Taker gets the win here somehow. I think he's going to be programmed with Nathan Jones for mania and Im gonna be bold and say Taker loses his first WM match to Jones to build him up a phenom, but gets his win back at Backlash...

 

Matt Hardy, Version 1 vs. Kidman

Winner: Matt Hardy. Mattitude prevails!

 

Jeff Hardy, Version 8 vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Jericho. Christian interferes, Michaels may try too but he may not show up, who knows.

 

Should be a fun show!

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Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock

Winner: The Rock

 

World Championship Match:

Triple H© vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: Triple H

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Winner: Austin

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Jericho

 

Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

Winner: Team Angle

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Matt Hardy

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: Kane/RVD.

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Taker

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Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: Rock (w/ Help from Vince. Then Austin comes out, Stuns Vince and Rocky, show ends with Austin and Hogan in the ring.)

 

World Championship Match:

Triple H vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: Triple H

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Austin

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Jeff Hardy (I better get to see HBK in Montreal)

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

Team Angle

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Mattitude

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: RVD/Kane

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Big Show (W/ Help from Heyman and Nathan Jones)

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Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: Rock (with help from Vince to set up next month)

 

World Championship Match:

Triple H© vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: HHH (Steiner jobs clean and the burial is complete, if he wasn't a shell of his former self, the WWF would've given him the title)

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Austin (this "match" will only be a few minutes but I predict at least a 10 minute celebration)

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Jericho (If Hardy wins then there is something seriously wrong. HBK should come down with Hardy and have Jericho be the face for this match)

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

Winner: Team Angle (Team Angle has got to win this one)

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Kidman (I'll say Kidman so they can have a rematch at 'Mania with Matt going over. The sad thing is this is leading to Shannon Moore turning face and feuding with Matt over the CW title. No one will care)

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: Regal & Storm (A possible Kane turn here. Dudleys get the belts next month)

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Undertaker (boring match 'Taker gets the win)

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Hulk Hogan vs. Rock

Winner: Hulk Hogan(Just to see if I'm right :P)

 

World Championship Match:

Triple H© vs. Scott Steiner

Winner: HHH

 

Eric Bischoff vs. Steve Austin

Winner: Austin

 

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Winner: Jericho

 

Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs. Brock Lesnar, Edge & Chris Benoit

Winners: Team Angle

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:

Billy Kidman© vs. Matt Hardy

Winner: Matt Hardy

 

World Tag Team Championship Match:

Steven Regal & Lance Storm© vs. Rob Van Dam & Kane

Winners: Regal/Storm

 

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Winner: Undertaker

Guest ISportsFan
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Rock over Hogan

Austin over Bischoff

Team Angle over Benoit/Lesnar/somebody

HHH over Steiner

Matt Hardy over Kidman

Kane/RVD over Regal/Storm

Jericho over Jeff Hardy

Undertaker over Big Show

 

HeAT: Rey over whoever

 

Jason

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