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Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted

Kevin Nash hoped to be able to make his wrestling return at WrestleMania, but that is unlikely. Nash, although almost back from his quad injury, will not work the show as a safety measure. WWE does not want to rush him back. Nash has rehabbed extremely hard, has lost a lot of weight, and is said to be in fantastic shape.

 

Credit:1wrestling.com

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Now if he could just work a good match.

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

What is wrong with this world when Kevin Nash is said to be in fantastic shape, while Batista and Randy Orton lay in hospital beds?

 

And watch WWE rush him back, now that two of RAW's main heels (yeah so they're not exactly Rude and DiBiase but push-wise, they are) are hurt.

Guest Polish_Rifle
Posted

great! Nash v HHH for the Title at Backlash :angry:

 

Unless Booker wins, but I'll believe it when I see it.

Guest treble charged
Posted

I always thought that one had to be able to run in order to be in 'fantastic shape'.

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

I'm waiting for Nash to come in, and have them work an angle around the "backstage politics". Have him mock Triple H for relying on "two kids who won't amount to anything", and he and Triple H go on the Two Man Power Trip, Part Deux. Not that I'd want to see that, but given the state of RAW, it's certainly plausible.

 

Friggin' WWE has made me such a pessimist.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted
I always thought that one had to be able to run in order to be in 'fantastic shape'.

Yeah, stand straight and touch your toes, then I'll believe it.

 

Kevin "the gut" Nash

Guest oldschoolwrestling
Posted

He still wants to get paid though....

From the Observer newsletter:

 

Also Torrie Wilson will probrably be used in some capacity because of her Playboy spread coinciding with WM and Kevin Nash wants in the picture to pick up a Mania payoff and he plays the game well.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(watches the Kevin Nash "My Sacrifice" flash video)

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted
(watches the Kevin Nash "My Sacrifice" flash video)

Not the "Beautiful Day" one?

 

They should've done that with Randy Orton...showed the video of him in black and white, rehabbing in slow motion. Could've been funny.

Guest Slingshot Suplex
Posted

Maybe this means Nash will be a surprise in HHH's corner at Wrestlemania then..

Guest fazzle
Posted

nah, Nash will be in Booker T's corner. And then cost Booker the title in a SHOCKING SWERVE~!

Guest Lightning Flik
Posted
nah, Nash will be in Booker T's corner. And then cost Booker the title in a SHOCKING SWERVE~!

You beat me to that fazzle.

Guest RavishingRickRudo
Posted

It must be due to all that conditioning...

Guest notJames
Posted
It must be due to all that conditioning...

Oh TAG~! ;)

Guest Sakura
Posted

Has a wrestler ever NOT been hyped as being "in the best shape of their career" or "in great shape" when returning from a major injuring? We got this same BS the last time Nash came back.

Guest Super Pissed Smark
Posted
(watches the Kevin Nash "My Sacrifice" flash video)

Not the "Beautiful Day" one?

I see Nash's video as better suited to The Doors:

 

"I woke up this morning, I got myself a beer."

Guest HartFan86
Posted

Hey, who reported that Big Show was in the best shape of his carrer going into the Rumble 2001? Heh, they called that one right. *SARCASM TO THE FIFTH POWER*

Guest Austin3164life
Posted
(watches the Kevin Nash "My Sacrifice" flash video)

Not the "Beautiful Day" one?

I see Nash's video as better suited to The Doors:

 

"I woke up this morning, I got myself a beer."

LMAO :lol:

 

"The future's uncertain, the end is always near"

 

Sounds like Kevin Nash's adult life.....

Guest Anglesault
Posted
I always thought that one had to be able to run in order to be in 'fantastic shape'.

There was a HUGE misprint in that article. It was suppose to read "Kevin Nash's HAIR is in fantastic shape. Big Lazy himself hasn't actually gotten off the couch."

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

I wonder what kind of wrestler Kevin Nash could have been if he hadn't had like a dozen surgeries before his first match

Guest wwF1587
Posted

man... now i fear that what you guys are saying about Nash at WM and in a shocking turn of events turning on Booker T... lets hope he cant make the walk that far..

Guest jester
Posted
Has a wrestler ever NOT been hyped as being "in the best shape of their career" or "in great shape" when returning from a major injuring? We got this same BS the last time Nash came back.

Yeah, they always hype a return, even if they guy is not ready or no-one gives a shit. Just once wouldn't you like to see something like:

 

"Kevin Nash will be making his return to the ring shortly after Wrestlemania, much to the delight of four or five fans and his clique buddies. Nash is in the best shape of his life, which is to say that he only has a slight beer and Cheeto gut, and his legs look slightly less emaciated than Kate Moss'. His hair, as always, is impeccable. We hope to see him in action and able to cross a ring without killing himself soon."

Guest Anglesault
Posted
man... now i fear that what you guys are saying about Nash at WM and in a shocking turn of events turning on Booker T... lets hope he cant make the walk that far..

Don't worry, if he can't, HHH will improvise and beat Booker clean.

Guest fazzle
Posted
man... now i fear that what you guys are saying about Nash at WM and in a shocking turn of events turning on Booker T... lets hope he cant make the walk that far..

Don't worry, if he can't, HHH will improvise and beat Booker clean.

Like HHH would allow Booker to look that good? He'd stop the match and make Booker go backstage and carry Nash out so he could get turned on.

Guest Space_Cowboy
Posted

Does Nash still have his skinny girl legs?

Guest Respect The 'Taker
Posted
great! Nash v HHH for the Title at Backlash :angry:

 

Unless Booker wins, but I'll believe it when I see it.

If Bookster wins, that means..

 

NASH VS BOOKER AT BACKLASH!!!!

 

Nash - "Well i jobbed to him at Fall Brawl a few years back, i mean, I MADE HIS CAREER, i think he should at least return the favor!"

 

Triple H - "BULLSHIT! I only gave him the belt so i could win it back in 15 seconds!!"

 

*bitch fight erupts*

 

....*quad tears all round*

 

Ah, what a picture that is.

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