SmackDown from JHawk's Beak is up

[Guest JHawk]

SmackDown! from JHawk's Beak (5/1/2003)

 

Backlash was better than this.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Smackdown...

 

but...don't you do RAW?

 

how could you do SD?

 

How did you know who all the different people were?

 

This is making me believe less and less in the validity of the roster split.

[Guest AndrewTS]

"I take it we've got our second official match for Judgment Day. And let's be honest. The match has been passable everytime they've done it, but it simply isn't good enough to hold my interest for any length of time. But notice one tiny thing here. What has the focus been of the last three SmackDown PPV main events? Brock Lesnar wanted the WWE Title. John Cena wanted the WWE Title. And now The Big Show wants the WWE Title. People actually WANT the World Title, unlike that other show where nobody seems to want the big belt. See how simple that is?"

 

So what if it is passable? Why would I spend money to see a match that wasn't very good the other times they've done it?

 

However, excellent point about the title's value being touted and challengers arising who WANT it.

 

Rather than Nash/HHH's off and on relationship where Nash wants to kick HHH's ass--and, oh, HHH is holding the World Championship, so we'll put it on the line, too.

 

Anyway, we move onto the women's tag team match from hell. This match being made makes absolutely no sense after Sable officially turned against Torrie last week, and it's going to suck ass anyway, so why even bother? It's as if someone said "You know, we should have done this last week and the bikini thing this week" and someone else said "So let's do it this week instead. No one will notice."

 

I guess that if anyone gives a flying fuck about these women, they don't give two shits about the "story" surrounding them, so why even pretend they do?

 

It is pointless, but damnit, if it's the highest rated segment of the show then let's keep it up no matter how much it sucks!