It's funny how close art can be to life...

[Guest teke184]

Does anyone ELSE see this as a possible promo after the Steph-Trips wedding?

 

 

Vince, He Knows Me (Jesus, He Knows Me by Genesis)

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Do you see the face on the TV screen

coming at you every Monday?

See that face on the TitanTron?

That man is me.

 

On the cover of WWE magazine,

there's no question why I'm smiling.

You buy a piece of paradise,

you buy a piece of me.

 

I'll get you everything you wanted

I'll get you everything you need

You don't need to believe in the writers

just believe in me.

 

Cause Vince, he knows me,

and he knows I'm right

I've been talking to Vince all my life

Oh yes, he knows me

and he knows I'm right

and he's been telling me

"Everything is gonna be all right"

 

I believe in the family

with my ever loving wife beside me

but she don't know about my girlfriend

or what I did with Shawn last night.

 

Do you believe in wrestling?

'Cause that is what I'm selling

and if you want to get a push,

I'll see you right.

 

You won't even have to leave your house

or get out of your chair.

You don't even have to touch that dial

'cause I'm everywhere.

 

Cause Vince, he knows me,

and he knows I'm right.

I've been talking to Vince all my life

Oh yes, he knows me

and he knows I'm right

and he's been telling me

"Everything is gonna be all right"

 

Won't find me practising what I'm preaching.

You won't find me making no sacrifices.

But I can get you a pocketful of miracles

if you promise to be good, try to be nice.

God will take good care of you

just do as I say, don't do as I do.

 

I'm counting my blessings,

I've found true happiness

See, I'm getting richer day by day.

If you want me to get you booked,

just call my toll free number

you can do it anyway you want

just do it right away.

 

There'll be no doubt in your mind

you'll believe everything I'm saying.

If wanna get closer to him

get on your knees and start paying

 

Cause Vince, he knows me,

and he knows I'm right.

I've been talking to Vince all my life.

Oh yes, he knows me

and he knows I'm right

and he's been telling me

"Everything is gonna all right."

[Guest Choken One]

was this an attempt at comedy? It failed.