13th Hour Border Return Run thing

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

As the topic description says, "OHMYDGAOA!!" Anywho, on with the thing.

 

For teh Tomz0r: The other chair of Art Barr, three comely lasses of virture true, and twelve dirty, underage whores who just recently completed their correspondance courses in being dirty whores, as taught by Crowe's mum. Also, an El Hijo Del Santo mask, seven crates of tequila, fifteen boxes of assorted narcotics, a nacho sombrero, and a new pair of non-bleeding eyes (Taken from a large iguana)

 

For Janus, twenty 50-gallon drums of horse/hoss-strength drugs and such, as well as 15 10-gallon bottles of 900-proof alcohol.

 

Even though it is decidedly not Mexican, I give unto the King of Hearts, a Snickers, laced with morphine and other such things, so he can get better. And stuff.

 

For Stryke, five gallons of "X-tra Crunchy" Mexican water

 

For da CIA, three broken down Mexican busses, refitted with lowriders, monster truck wheel, decorated like the interior of a cheap Mexican restaurant, and all filled with tacos, as per your request.

 

For the Mak Daddy, asprino, which is, actually low-grade cow tranquilizers.

 

Judge "William", I give unto you, two midgets, originating from the hilly countryside of Peru, who are fine imitators of Justice and Rule (The Ejiro one is like 1'4", he's hella tiny).

 

For TiNT, a snowglobe depicting the town of Tijuana, made of rock candy and filled with fermented, uh...beer.

[Guest Suicide King]

Snickers and morphine? I have been a good boy this year.

[Guest Ace309]

twelve dirty, underage whores who just recently completed their correspondance courses in being dirty whores, as taught by Crowe's mum

 

Ooh, trained by the best.

[Guest Powerplay]

Judge "William", I give unto you, two midgets, originating from the hilly countryside of Peru, who are fine imitators of Justice and Rule (The Ejiro one is like 1'4", he's hella tiny).

Dude, we can use the little one as a Basketball! And if he's really like Ejiro, and can shrug it off like it was nothing!