Guest Nevermortal Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 - Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle have been reduced to complete and utter pussy bastards. - A one legged wrestler looks really, really weird whilst moving around the ring. - Nunzio enters wearing COOL PANTS~! then takes them off in lieu of tights. KEEP DA PANTS, NUNZ. - My penis shrivels at the thought of a Chris Benoit/Shaniqua love affair. Woman, she ain't. - Orlando Jordan could very well be the black Nathan Jones. At least in terms of look. - If the WWE can do something right, its blowing off a major angle. Yessir. (Read: America, Mr.) - Tajiri will be facing Spanky on Velocity all throughout August. Get your VCRs Ready! - Bradshaw swiped Samoa Joe's 2002 hair. The bastard. He deserves a bootscrape for that transgression. - Apparently, Billy Gunn is gay. Which should explain his child molestation during Raw all those years ago. Keep it your pants, Kippy. - Thanks to the Bashams, the kids in America now RESPECT THE CRAVATTE. - Vince McMahon has evidently fired his tailor. Bring back the suit, Vincenzo. Thank you. Should this be a weekly thing? I need a good trademark on this board. Feedback is appreciated.
Guest Raven_Effect01 Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 Why didn't you criticize Stephanie and say something like "Don't ever wear spandex again, you fat man-beast"?
Guest Zero_Cool Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 Yup, spandex is a priviledge, not a right.
Guest Nevermortal Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 Why didn't you criticize Stephanie and say something like "Don't ever wear spandex again, you fat man-beast"? Because regardless if she's a big fat pig or not, she's Vince McMahon's daughter, and I, like 99% of the people would like to be all up ons that shit and into Daddy's money. Sadly, it'll never happen, but a brother can dream, can't he? No. He can't even dream. Goddamn you god. You son of a bitch.
Guest Raven_Effect01 Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 Because regardless if she's a big fat pig or not, she's Vince McMahon's daughter, and I, like 99% of the people would like to be all up ons that shit and into Daddy's money.
Guest Miss Independant Posted July 5, 2003 Report Posted July 5, 2003 Thankfully, I was spared a few brain cells Thursday due to a loverly trip out to watch fireworks, but I did catch a bit... and am now unable to remember years 5-7. - Nunzio enters wearing COOL PANTS~! then takes them off in lieu of tights. KEEP DA PANTS, NUNZ. Is it just me, or did he look a bit beefier? Probably just spent a few more hours in ye ol tanning bed though. My penis shrivels at the thought of a Chris Benoit/Shaniqua love affair. Woman, she ain't. The "woman she ain't" line could be aplicable in more than one way... Yugh. Orlando Jordan could very well be the black Nathan Jones. At least in terms of look. Jordan seems really vanilla to me. I've been watching him on Velocity and he's... okay. There could be something interesting lurking underneath the surface, but I have yet to see it. - Tajiri will be facing Spanky on Velocity all throughout August. Get your VCRs Ready! Yes, by the gods, I will! I only watch SD now for the slim chance that Spanky will be on the show. No doubt, I really like a lot of the guys on SD, but not enough wound myself for, and lately it has been very detrimental to my health. Apparently, Billy Gunn is gay. I'm about the most liberal person you'll meet concerning sexual issues. I should probably be in prison for some things, but damnit, every time Billy comes out, I'm forced to scream, "Go away you fucking, flaming fag!" It's not even for the Billy/Chucky angle, I loved that (whoa, am I ever in the minority for that one). But that's over now and he just needs to go away. Far far away.
Guest The Old Me Posted July 5, 2003 Report Posted July 5, 2003 I liked it, as far as a weekly idea goes. Agreed about Gowan as well.
Guest Miss Independant Posted July 5, 2003 Report Posted July 5, 2003 Ye ask, and I deliver Oh Great... oh um... dude. Ahem.
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