SJL Wrath Card

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

SJL WRATH CARD

Due Date: Sunday, July 27, 2003, @ 6:00 PM EDT

Venue: Corel Centre, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. The Canadian Tour makes its way eastward.

Send Promos & Marked Matches To: Thoth

 

And now, JL'ers, for a brief introduction to your new commentators!

 

"Judge Mental" William Hearford - A submission artistin the WF, Judge is an impeccible wrestler beyond his age-diminished athletic skills. A heel, and tag team partner of Ejiro Fasaki (Justice and Rule), he plays the role of play-by-play man. Albeit with a condescending touch on his alalysis. Judge is level headed, and although he favours the heels somewhat, he's usually relatively unbaised unless prodded by Ejiro.

 

Ejiro Fasaki - Much like Judge, Ejiro is a submission specialist in the WF. However, unlike his partner, he's brash, outgoing, loud, pompus, arrogant, ignorant, and obnoxious. He'll favour the heel under the most ridiculous circumstances you can imagine. Tag team partner of Judge, as noted, the both of them will occasionally get buddy-buddy in their commentary at times. This, however, is counteracted by...

 

Annie Eclectic - Talk about your weird 3rd wheels. Annie is the face on the commentary team, but will only go as far in support of the faces in a given match as Ejiro will. More or less as a countermeasure that really annoys Fasaki. Annie also has loopy wit, so a lot of what she says is silly and unpredictable. And just because she wanted me to have this in bold: Annie is a lesbian. So she'll be drooling over your valet before you.

 

If you need any clarification or help on the characters, refer to any of their old promos, or PM them: Judge (Powerplay), Annie (Annie_Eclectic), Ejiro (Goodear).

 

 

And now, THE CARD:

 

OPENING PROMO - Commissioner Chris Raynor

Description: Our commish was furious that Charlie Matthews retained the SJL World Championship yet again on Metal, and now he's got something to say about it!

 

N00BIE MATCH

Hybrid vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

Description: Two new workers debut this week on Wrath. Let's see how they do!

Rules: Standard singles match.

Word Limit: 3000

Send To: WrestlingDeacon

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP - SJL TELEVISION TITLE

Jay Morrison vs. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston

Description: Jay Morrison looked good in his debut match on Metal despite falling short against Tommy Nguyen. But alas, Nguyen asked for a show off, so Morrison has a big chance here. The winner here could be the next to see Television gold.

Rules: Standard singles match.

Word Limit: 3500

Send To: Kibagami

 

SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

Todd Royal © vs. Craig McLennan

Description: TODD DAMN! Royal is our new TV champ! These TV title guys never get any rest. Todd is already defending it here on Wrath. Good luck!

Rules: Standard singles match.

Word Limit: 4000

Send To: Tod deKindes

 

TAG MATCH

Tim Dillon & Danny Conklin vs. Dominic Korgath & English Dragon

Description: Well, the Fighting Irish (hey, there's an idea) decided to form an alliance on Metal to take on the power-hungry Urban Decay. So we'll see how they do here against two members of that team, Dominic Korgath and English Dragon.

Rules: Standard tag team rules apply.

Word Limit: 4500

Send To: Powerplay

 

HARRD KORR MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs. Leo Breslin

Description: (insert witty commentary here!)

Rules: DQ and countout rules are not in effect. Falls count anywhere.

Word Limit: 4500

Send To: Thoth

 

SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Bloodshed © vs. Scott Solomon

Description: Bloodshed surprised the world with a European title win on Metal. Urban Decay member Scott Solomon immediately approached Commissioner Raynor for a rematch, which Raynor would have been happy to grant even without Solomon's automatic rematch clause.

Rules: Standard singles match.

Word Limit: 5000

Send To: realitycheck

 

Say, this card seems to be missing a few people. Hmm, I wonder if there are any other matches that I may have forgotten to announce?

[Guest Goose749]

nice card... except that I should still be on the inactive roster. I said I wasn't going to be able to write a match for a while. Internet connectivity on vacation is not a guaranteed thing.

 

...unless this was intended to be an easy win for Morrison

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Sorry, Liston. Since you had promoed on the last show, we weren't sure if you were back or not. I was a little short on workers this week and so I threw you in there.

 

So, write if you can; and if not, no big deal.

[Rawknight 0]

Annie Eclectic - Talk about your weird 3rd wheels. Annie is the face on the commentary team, but will only go as far in support of the faces in a given match as Ejiro will. More or less as a countermeasure that really annoys Fasaki. Annie also has loopy wit, so a lot of what she says is silly and unpredictable. And just because she wanted me to have this in bold: Annie is a lesbian. So she'll be drooling over your valet before you.

Noe of course if any sinister or evil heels want to be the fifth person to use SJL Gothic Diva, easiest lay since loctite flooring and 7th dan master of low blows Natasha, former manager of Chris Card, Crow, Dace and Spike Jenkins, ask me! It gives possibility for fun stuff with Annie. Natasha is very bisexual

[Guest Dace59]

Also, I figure anyone writing Annie as anything less than a total lesbian will have her come round to their place, cut their balls off, liquidise them and feed them to you.

Edited July 23, 2003 by Dace59

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

And the Memphis Eel gets disrespected again. He was the perfect choice for a color commentator. The people wanted it, the people demanded it. He's the people's color commentator.

 

:Memphis Eel sets up commentator's table off to the side with Dr. Death Steve Williams for Wrath.:

[Guest Insanityman]

...That is going to be the most odd commentary team to write. Ever. I was a huge advocate for the switching teams, are these temporary on a show rotation- or will we be stuck with them for a while?

 

...We should of have had Riley and Annie.

 

Anyway, great card and good luck to all.

[Guest Goose749]

Sorry, Liston. Since you had promoed on the last show, we weren't sure if you were back or not. I was a little short on workers this week and so I threw you in there.

 

So, write if you can; and if not, no big deal.

Yeah, the promo was an excuse for me to be taking time off. Ideally, it would have been on Crimson, but, like I said, internet connnectivity is an uncertainty. Regardless, I'll see what I can do.

[Guest Goodear]

OMG! EJIRO BE ANNOUNCING! Seriously, I had no idea that I was even up for the job, but its soooo coooooool now that I have it. Ha ha, suck on that Eel! Of course, now I'll be paying EVEN CLOSER attention to you JLers... so just remember, I'm the Jericho to Judge's Storm.

 

 

 

OH TAG!

[Guest The Superstar]

I'm so disappointed that I won't be writing this announce team.

 

For long.

[Guest Goodear]

Still, enjoy the feeling of perhaps one time haveing Ejiro say the words, "He's GRAPPTACULAR!"