Scientist creates Half man...Half Cow

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

'Human-cow' created

From The Sunday Times' Jonathan Leake

September 15, 2003

 

A CONTROVERSIAL cloning scientist is to announce he has created "human-cow" embryos that lived for about a fortnight and theoretically could have been implanted into a woman's womb.

 

Panayiotis Zavos, who runs a fertility laboratory in the US, made the hybrid embryos by inserting human DNA into the eggs of a cow.

 

Professor Zavos said the human-cow embryos were "theoretically viable" but emphasised that he had no plans to allow such a hybrid to be born.

 

"We are not trying to create monsters," he said, claiming his aim was to perfect his cloning techniques without the ethical problems involved in the use of human egg cells.

 

Professor Zavos said the embryos grew to several hundred cells and appeared to have normal DNA. He will announce the breakthrough at a meeting in London today.

 

He added that the hybrids had grown beyond the stage, known as differentiation, at which cells showed the first signs of developing into tissues and organs.

 

This is a crucial test because it implies that the human chromosomes, which contain the DNA, have been left intact. Other people who claim to have created human clones have failed to produce evidence. Professor Zavos's work is taken seriously by some of the scientific community.

 

The Australian

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

[Ripper 0]

Well at least someone is addressing our shortage of mancows. This has been a problem for far to long, that has been ignored by the president and his cabinet along with the rest of the world. Kudos for these...scientist who...wait... There's no shortage of man-cows. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED A MAN-COW FOR?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

But the real question is will it have four rear ends?...

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

[Ripper 0]

That looks like the cover of a very intresting...um...disturbing Porn movie..

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

That also looks like the next guy that JR will talk Vince into signing and pushing to feud with Steiner on RAW.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

"So, Bob, how's life been? That Man-Cow thing working out for you?"

 

"Oh, I can't complain. Hey, do we need to stand so close to this open flame? And what's with the spatula & A1?"

[dutchse.cx 0]

Cool. That's from Dragonlance. Definitely looks like Caramon and Tika Majere in the bottom right hand corner.

 

 

>_>

 

What?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

The Minotaur was always one of my favorite fantasy characters in the D&D world.

 

Note the word FANTASY, not REAL-LIFE...

[CanadianChris 0]

Pig-man, Jerry, pig-man!

[DerangedHermit 0]

JR: What a...err...ho...no...that's not it...what is he? He's the best pure athlete in the WWE today! Mmm....HE'LL BE GREAT WITH MY BBQ SAUCE! BY GAWD IT'S AN ORGY IN MAH MOUTH AN EV'RBUHDY'S INVAHTED!

Lawler: PUPPIES! Oh wait, she's old. NOOOOOOOOO!

[Downhome 0]

Is Mantaur making a comeback now?

 

 

[Styles 0]

Is Mantaur making a comeback now?

You beat me to it.

[Guest JMA]

Does this mean we'll be able to milk women now?

[Guest fk teale]

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

That is both the sexiest and most repulsive thing I've ever laid eyes on...

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I'd hit it.

 

Then grill it up & eat it.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Of course if you knocked her/it up before hand you might be eating your unborn child/calf...

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I'll use protection. I'm not stupid.

[dutchse.cx 0]

Ugh ... furries ...

[Ripper 0]

I'll use protection. I'm not stupid.

 

*bows to this post*

[Guest Goodear]

Well at least someone is addressing our shortage of mancows. This has been a problem for far to long, that has been ignored by the president and his cabinet along with the rest of the world. Kudos for these...scientist who...wait... There's no shortage of man-cows. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED A MAN-COW FOR?

He could host a radio show and wrestle Jimmy Hart...

[Guest El Satanico]

I am Maaancooow and you will bow before ME puny huMON.

 

bah gawd it's the end of the world the beast men are upon us. Everyone run for your life, run to the hills the beast men are coming.

[Vyce 0]

Of course if you knocked her/it up before hand you might be eating your unborn child/calf...

 

That child would have meat so tender it would fall off the bone.

 

OFF THE BONE.

Edited September 17, 2003 by Vyce

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Well... the man's name is PROFESSOR ZAVOS. You knew he wasn't going to be teaching chemistry at Lincoln High. He'd be doing something evil.

[Ripper 0]

I think if you have a name like ZAVOS you shouldn't be allowed to become a professor. Thats just asking for trouble.

[Guest jm29195]

Hadn't they done this already with Nathan Jones, 'The Man You Can Milk'?????