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EJIRO FASAKI’S PANTS ON A POLE MATCH

Jay Morrison vs. Steve Bartman, The Guy Who Caught The Foul Ball At Game 6

 

-I doubt Morrison's going to show.

 

HELL IN A SACK

Brian Bowers vs. David Blazenwing

Special Referee: SJL Road Agent Mr. Bukkake

 

-Is Bowers even around? He hasn't replied to my PM.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dominic Korgath vs. Manson

 

-I will be proud of myself if I show.

 

SINGLES MATCH REDUX

Aecas vs “The Demon” Jimmy Liston

 

-Gosh... PUSH!

 

TWO FALLS, TWO TITLES MATCH

“Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen © vs. Todd Royal © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix

 

-We'll see two title changes, Crusen stylez!

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EJIRO FASAKI’S PANTS ON A POLE MATCH

Jay Morrison vs. Steve Bartman, The Guy Who Caught The Foul Ball At Game 6

 

- Bartman.

 

HELL IN A SACK

Brian Bowers vs. David Blazenwing

Special Referee: SJL Road Agent Mr. Bukkake

 

- Blazenwing. Who then dies a freak death due to an excess of the Mr. Bukkake treatment.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dominic Korgath vs. Manson

 

-I will be proud of myself if I manage to get off my ass and write a match that's reasonably within the limit.

 

...

 

Stone Froze.

 

SINGLES MATCH REDUX

Aecas vs “The Demon” Jimmy Liston

 

- Liston.

 

TWO FALLS, TWO TITLES MATCH

“Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen © vs. Todd Royal © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix

 

- Too tough to predict.

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EJIRO FASAKI’S PANTS ON A POLE MATCH

Jay Morrison vs. Steve Bartman, The Guy Who Caught The Foul Ball At Game 6

-- Bartman, but sadly Ejiro's pants are in no condition to continue and he must do the rest of the show in Judge's robe.

 

HELL IN A SACK

Brian Bowers vs. David Blazenwing

Special Referee: SJL Road Agent Mr. Bukkake

-- Stryke. Yuck. And Bowers used to have potential.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dominic Korgath vs. Manson

-- Close one, but Korgath with the upset.

 

SINGLES MATCH REDUX

Aecas vs “The Demon” Jimmy Liston

-- I can't predict against the Black Angel twice in a row, so Aecas.

 

TWO FALLS, TWO TITLES MATCH

“Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen © vs. Todd Royal © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix

-- Shane McMahon in both falls, making us all look like jobbers.

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Guest Aecas

EJIRO FASAKI’S PANTS ON A POLE MATCH

Jay Morrison vs. Steve Bartman, The Guy Who Caught The Foul Ball At Game 6

 

Morrison, just because and I hope he shows up.

 

HELL IN A SACKBrian Bowers vs. David Blazenwing

Special Referee: SJL Road Agent Mr. Bukkake

 

Mr Bukkake for the win here, and then to celebrate he's going to cover Blazenwing in bread sauce and feed him to the rabid ducks of Buffalo, New York.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dominic Korgath vs. Manson

 

This is a tricky one, I would have to say Manson if he rites, but Korgath is still looking very impressive to me. No prediction as far as I am concerned either man could take this.

 

SINGLES MATCH REDUX

Aecas vs “The Demon” Jimmy Liston

 

No prediction as standard, but I believe this is the first time me and Jimmy have squared off so it should be interesting.

 

TWO FALLS, TWO TITLES MATCH

“Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen © vs. Todd Royal © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix

 

IL to retain, but I've no idea who he will choose as the Euro champion.

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EJIRO FASAKI’S PANTS ON A POLE MATCH

Jay Morrison vs. Steve Bartman, The Guy Who Caught The Foul Ball At Game 6

 

Ejiro, because he'll get his pants back.

 

 

HELL IN A SACK

Brian Bowers vs. David Blazenwing

Special Referee: SJL Road Agent Mr. Bukkake

 

Someone should PM Blazenwing and tell him to write...ow that would be comedy.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dominic Korgath vs. Manson

 

Going out on a limb and saying Korgath.

 

SINGLES MATCH REDUX

Aecas vs “The Demon” Jimmy Liston

 

Aecas, due to Liston mentioning school problems last week.

 

 

TWO FALLS, TWO TITLES MATCH

“Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen © vs. Todd Royal © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix

 

Chris Nowinski runs down with a bunch of women, telling us to run along because he needs a sandwich...stat! Then Austin runs down, stuns everyone and the crowd goes home happy. Badda bing, badda boom, badda bang.

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EJIRO FASAKI’S PANTS ON A POLE MATCH

Jay Morrison vs. Steve Bartman, The Guy Who Caught The Foul Ball At Game 6

 

~Steve.

 

HELL IN A SACK

Brian Bowers vs. David Blazenwing

Special Referee: SJL Road Agent Mr. Bukkake

 

~Bukkake.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dominic Korgath vs. Manson

 

~Eh, Manson.

 

SINGLES MATCH REDUX

Aecas vs “The Demon” Jimmy Liston

 

~Aecas.

 

TWO FALLS, TWO TITLES MATCH

“Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen © vs. Todd Royal © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix

 

~See what happens when you no-show matches that give someone as talented as Royal a shot at your belt? Not to mention that Maddix could easily pull out an "upset." But to be honest, I've always wanted to have that ONE match where everyone remembers it being good and be my definite best match. I feel this COULD be it, but who knows? I'll go with Royal to World, Maddix with Euro.

Edited by Insanityman

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hmm... typical loser-esque predictions... putting himself down 24/7 ;)

 

Maddix... Royal... you both be fuqz0red now.

 

 

 

 

EJIRO FASAKI’S PANTS ON A POLE MATCH ~ god... it ain't gonna be the fans who wins at this one...

 

HELL IN A SACK ~ ELK returns to the SJL and OMGZSPEARZ0Rz~! teh SAK~!!!!!

 

SINGLES MATCH ~ Manson's still here? :huh:

 

SINGLES MATCH REDUX ~ :hm: ... teh Blak Angle~!

 

TWO FALLS, TWO TITLES MATCH ~ TEH RIK~!!

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