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Guest FrigidSoul

It looks like they wasted perfectly good tape measure there! That infuriates me when tape measure could be measuring perfectly good sheet rock and now its reduced to tickling Johnson's anal cavity.

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It looks like they wasted perfectly good tape measure there! That infuriates me when tape measure could be measuring perfectly good sheet rock and now its reduced to tickling Johnson's anal cavity.

Uhmmm...

 

 

WHAT?!

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Guest Krazy Karter
But there's only 2 months and 16 days left of this bullshit!

Eh?

 

Does Johnson's immunity expire then?

 

If true, that countdown will so be my sig.

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Guest FrigidSoul

Rando, look at the middle toy from Johnson's toy box...he's wasting good tape measure.

 

Somewhere out there is a 3rd world carpenter who doesn't have a tape measure and instead has to carry around a ruler yet Johnson can waste on on his bunghole? It makes me sad and angry at the same time.

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But there's only 2 months and 16 days left of this bullshit!

Eh?

 

Does Johnson's immunity expire then?

 

If true, that countdown will so be my sig.

Sort of. One of the posters familiar with this folder asked that for his birthday, in 2 months and 16 days, that TSM bid good riddance to Johnson. So now, when Johnson pisses us off from now on, just remind him of the countdown.

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I'm starting to get good vibrations about this thread.

 

No, wait, I just sat on one of Johnson's toys. Filthy motherfucker just leaves 'em laying around.

you may need a rabies shot now.... or some kind of vaccination.

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Guest FrigidSoul
I'm starting to get good vibrations about this thread.

 

No, wait, I just sat on one of Johnson's toys. Filthy motherfucker just leaves 'em laying around.

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If it's anything like Jason Takes Manhattan, I'll see it. Critics will universally pan it though, leaving Chave to find his solace in drink. Which means nothing will change.

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Guest FrigidSoul

Am I the only one to ever wonder if Chairry gave Pee Wee handjobs?

 

Also he seems like a pussy for not doing Ms. Yvonne...you know she wanted it

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Good morning Mr. Piss, and Mr. Chave. I see you down there.

Reports that we woke up together remain unconfirmed.

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Interesting concept. E should do Pee Wee's Playhouse: The E True Hollywood Story. You just know that Pee Wee and Cowboy Curtis weren't "just friends".

 

Also, replace Morpheus with Cowboy Curtis in The Matrix for a few laughs.

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I'm going to get ready for work now. Please feel free to discuss the sexual relations on the set of Pee Wee's Playhouse, and whatever other random topics come to mind. I'll rejoin you shortly.

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Guest FrigidSoul
Also, replace Morpheus with Cowboy Curtis in The Matrix for a few laughs.

If I had Photoshop I would make Cowboy Curtis stand in front of Keanu Reeves who would be sitting on Chairry in that dirt room deciding whether or not being in the Matrix was better than being in reality. However I don't own Photoshop so you can all use your imagination.

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Guest Krazy Karter
Am I the only one to ever wonder if Chairry gave Pee Wee handjobs?

 

Also he seems like a pussy for not doing Ms. Yvonne...you know she wanted it

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Looks like a 3-way to me

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