Guest Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 The only one I could think of is Triple H's ego is bigger than is nose
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 Hogan Sucks it's not complicated,orignal, or funny but it's VERY truthful! or how about: ANGLE VS. EDGE MUST GO ON FOR 3 MORE PPV'S!!! (Hi anglesault)
Guest Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 how bout this one "My shit gets a bigger push than Taz
Guest Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 how about another Scott Keith fears Scotsman sign?
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 How about: Why is Taker Main Eventing???????? or Lance Storm put my ass in this seat...what do you mean he isn't wreslting? or RVD will beat Eddy Guerrero for the IC belt. cause you know...the WWF is unpredictable.
Guest Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 How about Vince Fears The Smarks or Hogan Fears Rogaine
Guest Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 How about: "SUSHI is RAW" "Quiet, I'm Reading!" "Mark Henry= Ratings" Yeah.....
Guest Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 ''WWF Champion-Hulk Hogan, damn you nostalgia, damn you!'' If they're going with the 4 way main event: ''This match is gonna suck, I wonder who's gonna get the blame?'' ''Jericho just can't carry so much shit on his own, dammit!'' ''I'm at Judgment Day (you're glad) you're not'' 'Hey Trips, Double A and Flair called they want you to stop stealing their offense''
Guest Zero_Cool Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 For the sure to come Lesnar match, I think a "BROCK~!" sign would kick ass. Anybody know when this insert name fears insert whatever thing came about? I remember when they did the whole Hogan fears Sting thing in WCW back in 97. Anyway, is that the first time it was seen?
Guest Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 "Hogan made wrestling.......Boring" "WWE fears the WWF" "Mark Henry can't lift my sign" "Since when did ECW have their own show (Heat)" "Since when did the jobbers have their own show (Heat)" "Finally, the Rock is not here to do a promo"
Guest Anglesault Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 "Edge beat Angle? Now where have I seen THAT before?"
Guest Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 "Help, I'm trapped on NITRO!" "Jericho stole the Brooklyn Brawler's gimmick" During the Main Event: "Radioactive Man vs. the Dead Man" "How long until Hunter explodes?" "HHH stole the Warrior's gimmick"
Guest Anglesault Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 "HHH: Damnit Steph, I can't fit through this door! Steph: The door will job to Funaki on Jakked, honey."
Guest JHawk Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 You know Anglesault, I don't often give you props, but that DDP-Angle banner you did was funny as hell. As for sign ideas: "My other sign was anti-HHH" "SEX--my anti-drug" "I paid to see Bruno Sammartino" (with a picture of the World Wildlife Fund logo) "Screw you, you're FIRED!" "This isn't the AWA?"
Guest Anglesault Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 During the Angle/Edge match "Hey, didn't that American Flag Feller used to be someone important?"
Guest ManKinnd Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 "Taker needs to pay his dues." "Send Taker to OVW."
Guest Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 Why not bring a sign featuring the future WWF (or WWE) Champion, Garey Coleman...? Hogan fears Garey Coleman
Guest Tony149 Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 What about.... "Vince, my last name is also McMahon. Can I become head writer?"
Guest Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 "Hey Jericho, I've got some gasoline and some matches. It's your only hope."
Guest Posted April 28, 2002 Report Posted April 28, 2002 I suggest not bringing any of those signs at all cuz a) you're not going to have them appear on T.V. and b) those are smart signs. You know Vince is not going to let those signs expose how bad the WWF is right now appear on his pay-per-view! For a sign to bring to appear on T.V. just bring a sign about RVD doing the five-star frog splash and say "RVD: The Real People's Champion!" or a sign saying "Big Sellout" for Big Show's match. I do like the World Wildlifr Fund sign that says "Screw you, you're fired!"
Guest Posted April 28, 2002 Report Posted April 28, 2002 The only one I could think of is Triple H's ego is bigger than is nose Use that when HHH turns heel.
Guest the living legend Posted April 28, 2002 Report Posted April 28, 2002 Bringing funny signs is pointless because unless your close to the ring they willl make a conscious effort not to show your sign if its insulting to someone they currently don't want insulted.
Guest Redhawk Posted April 28, 2002 Report Posted April 28, 2002 HHH fears Oregon Hulkamania is shuffling wild, brother! When does The Book get a movie? WWF CDs suck I miss Stephanie You need to retire (during the Hogan-Taker match)
Guest Posted April 28, 2002 Report Posted April 28, 2002 "Brock Lesnar fears heights" so when he sees the sign, he debuts his SSP on the spot. I also like: "Angle makes HHH look like a no-talent hack...wait a sec." "Benoit puts butts in the seats!" "Tajiri is my Spanish tutor!" "E-Wrestling=RATINGS~!" "Stephanie=Playboy=Chyna=Sable=$$$ down the shitter."
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