The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Don't set your TiVo, Brian Gewirtz will quit, and Lita will get amnesia, postponing the marriage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted August 17, 2004 This is too cheesy. And apparently Lita has to spend the rest of her life with Kane as divorce doesn't exist in WWE-land. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreatWhiteNope 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Kane should get a rock band to play "Together" and carry on the company tradition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 You know, not for nothing, but it was never stipulated WHEN the wedding had to take place. Lits could make him wait till they're like 87 years old if she wanted to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 17, 2004 How great would it be if Orton jobbed the belt back to Benoit, thus completely destroying his credibility as a champion for the rest of his career? It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Kane marries Lita? Don't they have last names? Isn't Lita a dumas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Yes Lawler, and you'll be hitting on their grandchildren. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Why do they keep saying "Olympics", when they couldn't say it and kept having to say "Summer Games" That reminds me, why did the change Angles finisher name from The Olympic Slam to The Angle Slam? NBC - XFL = WWF/WWE eternal beef. mmmmmmmm.......eternal beef....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Oh great, a rematch from Backlash... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Ummm...that's odd Kane gets a title shot. (nvm just said it was a wedding present..but still.) And what was up with Edge doing the 5 time hand motion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 You know, not for nothing, but it was never stipulated WHEN the wedding had to take place. Lits could make him wait till they're like 87 years old if she wanted to. Then years down the road in the WWE future they bring the angle back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 How great would it be if Orton jobbed the belt back to Benoit, thus completely destroying his credibility as a champion for the rest of his career? It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. When Orton has proven he can draw, then you can toot his horn as an alternative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 I find it weird that I can't find Mercy Drive - Away even on KaZaa. Has anyone heard of them before? That would of been gold of JR just flipped out at Lawler saying BAH GAWD and all that cool shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 I'm buying 'em a gravy boat. Who's with me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 How great would it be if Orton jobbed the belt back to Benoit, thus completely destroying his credibility as a champion for the rest of his career? It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. When Orton has proven he can draw, then you can toot his horn as an alternative. ...wasn't that sarcasm though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Ummm...that's odd Kane gets a title shot. (nvm just said it was a wedding present..but still.) And what was up with Edge doing the 5 time hand motion? He's a five time IC Champ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Kane marries Lita? Don't they have last names? Isn't Lita a dumas? Her new name will be Lita Sizzler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 How great would it be if Orton jobbed the belt back to Benoit, thus completely destroying his credibility as a champion for the rest of his career? It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. When Orton has proven he can draw, then you can toot his horn as an alternative. ...wasn't that sarcasm though. No, it wasn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted August 17, 2004 It sounded like a male 976 number advertisment. "So if want your dick sucked by a 7 foot goon who thinks he was burned in a fire, call extension 666 right now. *Coughs, then laughes evilly*" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire. He needs to have a top hat on just for kicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 They need a wedding registry. I can't believe I'm going to the wedding. My dad was wondering what kind of gift we should bring. I said, "Nothing flammable". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 If HHH date-rape-marries Lita to save her from Kane, saying "It's a favor, everybody gets one," that is the only way this can be salvaged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 17, 2004 How great would it be if Orton jobbed the belt back to Benoit, thus completely destroying his credibility as a champion for the rest of his career? It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. When Orton has proven he can draw, then you can toot his horn as an alternative. Yes, but Orton hasn't been given a chance to draw yet. And THAT'S the difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted August 17, 2004 I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire. Like he has other clothes. Him and Benoit have a very limited wardrobe, but I WOULD mark out for Kane ina fucking tuxedo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire. I bet you he does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire. Nah, I want to see him in one of those big blue ruffled tuxedos. But that's probably what Lita will wear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 You know, not for nothing, but it was never stipulated WHEN the wedding had to take place. Lits could make him wait till they're like 87 years old if she wanted to. Then years down the road in the WWE future they bring the angle back. The religious right demands that the pregnet women gets married properly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SpiderFan Report post Posted August 17, 2004 I'm buying 'em a gravy boat. Who's with me? How many gravy boats could two people possibly need? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted August 17, 2004 What the hell is with Kanes old generic theme music? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
