WHY DID NO ONE INFORM ME 1/2 OF TATU IS PREGNANT?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Whoa. Name the kid B.A.B.U.

And if the other one has a baby, name it Squatt.

 

/somewhat obscure

Unfortunately for me it wasn't obscure enough. Excuse me while I stab my face.

[Kinetic 0]

They look much more attractive in the Mr. Bean picture. Light is not kind to these girls.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Ok, so the long haired one looks like my mom did when she was that age. Realizing that I've probably fapped one off on the Tatu girls, does that mean I have some kind of oedipus thing going on?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Fuck you, Inc. You don't like my posts then stop making stupid ass threads, idiot.

 

Edit: Probably, Thumbtack.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

If you're going to post after my important question, the least you could do is give me some type of answer. I seriously can't sleep because this is fast becoming a crisis.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Furthermore, Deon should shut the fuck up because he's a stupid bitch who has never made a good post in his entire horrible time here on the board.

Quoted for truthery. At least I bring something to the board other than tightly-coiled packages of cow excrement: Kotz-bashing.

Cow excrement can't be tightly-coiled. And you stole that term from Simpsons or maybe Family Guy.

[Black Lushus 0]

If you're going to post after my important question, the least you could do is give me some type of answer. I seriously can't sleep because this is fast becoming a crisis.

a lot of guys are attracted to women that look like and remind them of their mother...my mom is a big booty white chick with brunette hair, my wife is a big booty white chick with brunette hair...it works

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID!!~