Global Combat fun!

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

For those of you who don't know or don't head into chat, many of us play a game called Global Combat. It's an online version of Risk. Sadly, if you don't pay to sign up, you cannot make games private and any loser can join. We try to keep it all SWF if possible, but some idiots manage to slip through. This is one such occassion. Enjoy.

 

Maybe people will pay attention when you ask not to force turn this time...

From GOdrea 50 min, 27 sec ago

 

meep.

From hhh6294 50 min, 23 sec ago

 

I thought you were only referring to the one turn.

From realitycheck 50 min, 6 sec ago

 

Thus, "brb" or "afk"

From realitycheck 49 min, 51 sec ago

 

Kick Zed in the balls. It was him.

From TheSatanicAngel 49 min, 49 sec ago

 

start? let's force.. 5 min willbe long..

From DevoidOfEgo 49 min, 11 sec ago

 

Game Game #203997 Started

From Computer 48 min, 24 sec ago

 

why do u keep kicking me

From Syrus 48 min, 14 sec ago

 

because we don't want you in here?

From NAB 46 min, 44 sec ago

 

This was supposed to be a game with just the 5 of us, but unfortunately you didn't get the hint the first time I booted your ass out.

From hhh6294 45 min, 54 sec ago

 

well fuck u to dick head, maybe u should have said so

From Syrus 45 min, 9 sec ago

 

woah... short fuse. What's wrong, did you mom not hug you enough as a kid?

From NAB 44 min, 13 sec ago

 

fuck you, ur lucky ur fucking ass isn't hear or i would bet the shit out of it

From Syrus 42 min, 49 sec ago

 

and too bad i dont have a mum, cock head

From Syrus 42 min, 30 sec ago

 

lol... tough words kid. ain't it past your bed time?

From hhh6294 42 min, 7 sec ago

 

you don't have one? you mean like never did? test tube baby? schweeeeet.

From NAB 41 min, 58 sec ago

 

NAB, I think he's gay for you.

From GOdrea 41 min, 18 sec ago

 

fuck you, yere i had a fucking mum but she dead dick head, show some sign of fucking repect.

From Syrus 40 min, 18 sec ago

 

Yeah. BOOYASHAKA!!

From GOdrea 39 min, 30 sec ago

 

Too bad she didn't teach you how to play nice with others before she died. (Not likely she's dead anyways.)

From NAB 37 min, 55 sec ago

 

thats it were do u fuckers live, or r u too scear to tell me

From Syrus 37 min, 21 sec ago

 

There's some phrase I'm thinking of ... 'you've got to give respect to get it' ... yeah. You haven't shown an ounce to us, why should we show any to you?

From TheSatanicAngel 36 min, 49 sec ago

 

It's like he's trying to communicate with us. I just know it!

From GOdrea 36 min, 45 sec ago

 

so u think its funny paying out a dead person

From Syrus 36 min, 21 sec ago

 

I'm in Melbourne, Florida. I'd be more than happy to see you.

From TheSatanicAngel 36 min, 12 sec ago

 

Is English even your first language? What are you going to do, pay about $1000 in either gas money or plane tickets to come find us all and teach us "repect"?

From NAB 35 min, 43 sec ago

 

Madison, WI. Come and get some bitch.

From hhh6294 35 min, 37 sec ago

 

ur the fuckers that were being pricks in the first place

From Syrus 35 min, 19 sec ago

 

come on tell us were u live

From Syrus 34 min, 46 sec ago

 

quit talking and go.

From hhh6294 34 min, 40 sec ago

 

Springfield, Missouri~! No ones too "scear" to tell you~!

From NAB 34 min, 6 sec ago

 

That's your opinion, of course. Ours is quite different.

From TheSatanicAngel 33 min, 54 sec ago

 

I LIEK PONIES!!!

From GOdrea 33 min, 48 sec ago

 

Madison, hey thats funny, i got mates that live there. did u see on the news about the guys that beat the living shit through those teens at the park, yere there my mates.

From Syrus 33 min, 6 sec ago

 

Sceary.

From TheSatanicAngel 32 min, 38 sec ago

 

wow... yer mates are real cool.

From hhh6294 32 min, 26 sec ago

 

I amz live in van down by teh river!!~!11 LOLLERGOLFCART!!!

From GOdrea 32 min, 14 sec ago

 

I'm sceared, that's for sure. Do they speak engrish too?

From NAB 31 min, 41 sec ago

 

fuck up dickhead, ur jus lucky i dont kno anyone how live in Madison or u might jus be spending a night or to in a hospital bed, how does that sound

From Syrus 31 min, 9 sec ago

 

He's totally gay for you, NAB.

From GOdrea 30 min, 2 sec ago

 

u kno whats funny, they r black and hate dicks like u

From Syrus 30 min, 1 sec ago

 

It might sound cool if I could understand what you were saying. "fuck up dickhead, ur jus lucky i dont kno anyone how live in Madison or u might jus be spending a night or to in a hospital bed, how does that sound"

From NAB 29 min, 59 sec ago

 

I thought you had 'mates' in Madison ... so now who's the liar?

From TheSatanicAngel 29 min, 57 sec ago

 

racist~!

From NAB 29 min, 37 sec ago

 

i wasn't talking to

From Syrus 28 min, 10 sec ago

 

yeah i am racist, to u white boys that like they r really cool

From Syrus 27 min, 38 sec ago

 

huh? Jibberish is only spoken in space, dumbass.

From hhh6294 26 min, 48 sec ago

 

You can tell a person's race via typing? You amz teh magic!!!11 LOLLERPANTS!!

From GOdrea 26 min, 34 sec ago

 

I hate black people that are racist against whites, but blame all their problems on whites ...

From TheSatanicAngel 26 min, 18 sec ago

 

oh my god, you just got told off for about 20 minutes and you're still fighting it out. Give it a break, we win, you lose, tell all of your mates in middle school how totally cool you are for argueing over the internet.

From NAB 26 min, 8 sec ago

 

whoat

From GOdrea 24 min, 12 sec ago

 

fuck you, let me guess ur prob a loser, who has no friends and enjoys getting fucked up the ass by his dad.... and sits at home feeling sorry for himself cos no one likes him

From Syrus 24 min, 8 sec ago

 

right... now how old are we? 10? 11?

From hhh6294 23 min, 14 sec ago

 

Sounds more like you than any of us.

From TheSatanicAngel 23 min, 12 sec ago

 

I am so high right now, dudes. Like, really high.

From GOdrea 23 min, 1 sec ago

 

oh jus to let u kno yeah, i'm lov being a black man who bets the shit out of u white boys cos ur all pussys and cant fight for shit

From Syrus 22 min, 34 sec ago

 

fuckin dont be hatin on syrus, well fuck u up good

From crusen86 22 min, 26 sec ago

 

right... now how old are we? 10? 11?

From hhh6294 22 min, 22 sec ago

 

I'm the loser, yet you're the one sitting at home on a Friday night playing a game on the INTERNET~! and fighting with people you'll never know and never meet. I'm too good for you, kid. Hit me back up when you learn how to type and argue.

From NAB 21 min, 57 sec ago

 

I ask once again how he can tell a person's race simply through typing...

From GOdrea 21 min, 55 sec ago

 

I ask once again how he can tell a person's race simply through typing...

From GOdrea 21 min, 35 sec ago

 

GOdrea, u sound like the only one out of ur dickhead mates that now how to live life, getting high. always good

From Syrus 21 min, 1 sec ago

 

Game Started: 26 min, 27 sec ago

Flamewar Started: 23 min, 13 sec ago

Flamewar Ended (L, Syrus): 23 min, 02 sec ago

From realitycheck 20 min, 58 sec ago

 

he's psychic, 'drea.

From hhh6294 20 min, 54 sec ago

 

...bort....

From GOdrea 20 min, 39 sec ago

 

fuckin dont be hatin on syrus, well fuck u up good

From crusen86 20 min, 29 sec ago

 

I'm black too, dude. What's the difference? You're probably some little cracker that's been playing too much San Andreas and listening to too much Dre.

From NAB 20 min, 28 sec ago

 

he's psychic, 'drea.

From hhh6294 20 min, 22 sec ago

 

Okay, so we all told you where we live. Where do YOU live? I'm fairly sure we could all afford to travel to your residence (being of age to have a job and all) so that we can see this amazing ability you have to rape cats.

From TheSatanicAngel 19 min, 54 sec ago

 

skr00 j00 Aussie punk! I'll fuxor j00 up boi!

From hhh6294 19 min, 33 sec ago

 

I mean, beat pussies.

From TheSatanicAngel 19 min, 13 sec ago

 

becasue white boys show no respect whereas we do, and dont pay out people for having a mom that died when they were 10, right in front of them

From Syrus 19 min, 7 sec ago

 

??

From TheSatanicAngel 18 min, 40 sec ago

 

You dolt. I am in no way shape or form high. It's an in-joke shared between me and my 'dickhead mates' as you so eloquently put it.

From GOdrea 18 min, 40 sec ago

 

aww... life's a bitch. My wife had to watch 2 family members die in front of her. get over it.

From hhh6294 18 min, 3 sec ago

 

And I'm not really black, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

From NAB 17 min, 53 sec ago

 

fuckin dont be hatin on syrus, well fuck u up good

From crusen86 17 min, 44 sec ago

 

Oh, just FYI, I still liek ponies

From GOdrea 17 min, 29 sec ago

 

This is more intense than any of the Risk games I've been involved in. Incidentally, this has also been more of a complete tooling than the last game I was involved in.

From realitycheck 17 min, 4 sec ago

 

So, I win then? Your mom really didn't hug you enough when you were a kid? BAZING~!

From NAB 16 min, 49 sec ago

 

me i live in brisbane australia, 56 grooes wood hill, come and get me dick head

From Syrus 16 min, 48 sec ago

 

Gekos > Ponies

From hhh6294 16 min, 38 sec ago

 

I know I said I'm not high, which I'm not, but what happens if you do get high while sitting in a ditch or some other depression in the ground?

From GOdrea 16 min, 5 sec ago

 

Shit, I ain't traveling half way around the world to whoop your skinny ass.

From TheSatanicAngel 15 min, 38 sec ago

 

Ah...guys, it's not him talking, it's those crazy cane toad overlords. Or something...

From GOdrea 15 min, 7 sec ago

 

brisbane? fuck dude, same as me we should start a crew

From crusen86 14 min, 46 sec ago

 

why not i though u said u had heaps of money, so bring it i'll be waiting

From Syrus 14 min, 16 sec ago

 

We can get Janus to do it.

From GOdrea 13 min, 53 sec ago

 

I do have heaps of money, but I'd rather spend it on something worthwhile. You aren't even considerable.

From TheSatanicAngel 13 min, 20 sec ago

 

yeah... We can wire some cash to Janus and Crusen to kick his ass.

...and maybe Crowe and Muzz can tag along if they're good too.

From hhh6294 12 min, 52 sec ago

 

hey crusen86 u get wat i'm saying about these white boys and not showing any repect

From Syrus 12 min, 45 sec ago

 

Yeah. I'm really Bill Gates. I got mad bank, yo! Bling bling in my grill, mu'fuckahs!

From GOdrea 12 min, 38 sec ago

 

I know people in Brisbane! bwahahaha.

From janusd 12 min, 27 sec ago

 

brisbane? fuck dude, same as me we should start a crew

From crusen86 12 min, 18 sec ago

 

I know people in Brisbane! bwahahaha.

From janusd 12 min, 5 sec ago

 

Man, Crusen be hatin' on us whiteys. He's always "Kill whitey!" and "Whitey gots ta die!"

From GOdrea 11 min, 27 sec ago

 

I spend enough of my tax dollars helping all the sorry ass black people in America.

From TheSatanicAngel 11 min, 22 sec ago

 

well then do it, i'll be waiting, dont worry all my bros will be hear

From Syrus 11 min, 15 sec ago

 

Crusen's so hateful he locked himself in a shed to prove his damn point. Fricken racist Nazi.

From hhh6294 10 min, 48 sec ago

 

where u live crusen

From Syrus 10 min, 15 sec ago

 

brisbane? fuck dude, same as me we should start a crew

From crusen86 10 min, 1 sec ago

 

Adelaide, d00d

From hhh6294 9 min, 47 sec ago

 

But he call it "Hate-whitey-aide"

From GOdrea 9 min, 22 sec ago

 

yeah we could

From Syrus 8 min, 23 sec ago

 

adelaide in australia

From Syrus 8 min, 14 sec ago

 

no... in Puerto Rico.

From hhh6294 7 min, 52 sec ago

 

Are you sure you're from Australia?

From TheSatanicAngel 7 min, 39 sec ago

 

yes, why the hell would i lie

From Syrus 6 min, 46 sec ago

 

um... because you want us to think you're k00l?

From hhh6294 5 min, 6 sec ago

 

brisbane? fuck dude, same as me we should start a crew

From crusen86 4 min, 4 sec ago

 

why would i wont black hating white boys like u to think i'm cool, i would must rather live here than in america where the country is ran buy dickheads like bush

From Syrus 3 min, 22 sec ago

 

u want to cyber d00d?

From GOdrea 2 min, 39 sec ago

 

waat the fuck

From Syrus 1 min, 50 sec ago

 

im out of here, guy fuck

From Syrus 1 min, 20 sec ago

 

m00p

From hhh6294 52 sec ago

 

to recap the scored, that's us - 1, Syrus - 0

From NAB 11 sec ago

[muzz 0]

So he has black friends in America, but lives down here? And doesn't have a mother?

 

LIKELY STORY.

[Sly 0]

He was totally gay for me.

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

I'll always be totally gay for you too, Sly.

[Sly 0]

[hhh6294 0]

Ah... the memories. He was totally gay for sly BTW.

 

We shoudl play GC some more so we can get another tooling in. you know... liven this place up a bit.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

I marked for the motivational speaker Matt Foley line. Go you.

[Guest The Satanic Angel]

I just died laughing at seeing this again. Oh, that was great.

 

I'm still playing, by the way. And they've made it now so that you can play in more than three games at a time, even if not enlisted. It's wonderful!

[chirs3 0]

I missed this the first time around - thanks for bumping it.

[Guest The Satanic Angel]

Thought I'd bump this instead of making a new thread.. come play with me!

 

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