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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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Angle! Angle! Angle! Angle!

Guest dilk bathoon
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they should turn this into a storyline, and raise the raw rating.

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I'd say Angle getting ready to shave Edge but he's not on the Raw Roster it was probably the currently drunk and unemployed Hall

Guest Redhawk
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"You shot who in the what-now?" -- Old Guy from The Simpsons

 

No, really, what are you all talking about?

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"You shot who in the what-now?" -- Old Guy from The Simpsons

 

No, really, what are you all talking about?

They're talking about the "airplane incident" on the way back from the UK, I'm assuming.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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It WAS Eddy. He knew Hayes' mullet was garnering heat so he put a stop to it in the most vile way.

 

My serious guess: Bradshaw. Was he on the tour?

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I hear Steph is working on an angle where Hayes' mullet gets revenge on Eddie's sounds gold to me i'll tune in

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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Yeah, but she also plans on being the Eddie mullet's mouthpeice. And if successful she also plans a jericho vs. HHH goatee fued. Chris' goatee is expected to job, but it's been no showing months worth of shows lately.

 

I still think it was Bradshaw.

Guest Human Fly
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I'll say Austin. After a few too many beers he had at Michael's mullet. All the wrestlers saw Austin going after the mullet and pretty soon chaos erupted. Throughout the whole ordeal though Hall was fast asleep in his seat trying to sleep his buzz off.

Guest Nevermortal
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I'm convinced it was Brock, being put up to it by Bradshaw. It was either that, or he'd get the shower treatment, complete with soap & cowboy boots.

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I'm convinced it was Brock, being put up to it by Bradshaw. It was either that, or he'd get the shower treatment, complete with soap & cowboy boots.

 

In that case, I don't blame him.

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I blame Triple H.

 

Perfect has a mullet, doesn't he? I think he's next on the Mullet Killer list.

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Geez, think about it!

 

Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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Hmmm. Perhaps I was hasty in my deduction. I think it might have been Scott Hall. He has the alibi that he was drunk all weekend, but who really can tell when he's drunk and sober? I think he tried to get Eddy Guerrero first, but Eddy was to slippery, so he only got the sides shaved of and has a mullethawk. Hall pretended to be sober and struck when he had his oppurtunity. I'm surprised Triple H was not amused by this whole spectacle. I would have been laughing from one end of the plane to the other!

Guest EMAXSAUN
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i wonder...i read on 411wrestling that hayes was mad but the next night on raw it was hung up in the men's locker room

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It was Kane. All the evidence points to him. I rest my case.

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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or maybe it was Mike Awesome...

Guest What?!
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It was Rikishi.

 

He did it for The Rock.

Guest Austin3164life
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It was Howard Finkle.  He probably wants a tupee......

Guest crandamaniac
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It was Rikishi.

 

He did it for The Rock.

this post made me laugh out loud

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It was Rikishi.

 

He did it for The Rock.

Then HHH will step up and admit he made Rikishi do it.  He is then punished by having his head shaved.

Guest EMAXSAUN
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lol that gif brought back memories, i remember how much of a rip off of "real american" Hogan's Turnertron was...

 

 

"he's got the red white and blue running through his veins..."

Guest Redhawk
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It was Steve Austin. He watched that WCW footage on the "WHAT" video and wanted hair again.

 

Or it was Arn Anderson. He was sure acting suspicious last night.

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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...or maybe he did it to himself. It could have been a big swerve...

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My serious guess: Bradshaw. Was he on the tour?

It wouldn't surprise me. Wasn't he the one who shit in Sable's gymbag or something? Wouldn't surprise me one bit. He's a Hoss, after all.

Guest converge241
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who cares about poor michael hayes' skullet??

 

i still cant believe this actually happened and is being reported as news..it surreal

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