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Goldust In Trouble!

 

To update on the "incident" that occured at the UK WWE Tour, sources, are stating there is a lot of heat been placed on other WWE Superstars.

 

These other superstars are apparently Curt "Mr. Perfect" Hennig and Dustin "Goldust" Runnels. Both are said to have played a part in the "Animal House" tour of Europe last week.

 

As has been reported by several journalists, the partying that went down was rampant at high levels. From what is known, it is Henning that is in serious trouble and the one who may have already suffered the same fate as Scott Hall, that being released by the company.

 

As for Runnels, it is unlikely that the company will release him; nevertheless, he is still in hot water and may be hit with disciplinary action.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

They better not cut Dustin. The skits with Booker are comedy gold.

 

Especially the Goldust as a Gangsta skit. That made me laugh out loud.

Posted

Oh great.

I say this is one big conspiracy to get rid of ALL the newly re-hired talent.

 

Henning: But I'm Perfect! You can't fire me! Ugh!

Nash: I go bye now.

Hall: I go bye now, too.

X-Pac: What? MAKE SOME NOISE! Your telling me that the heat was because I ACTUALLY SUCKED? WHAT? Stone Cold: WHAT?

(ok so he wasn't newly re-hired, but I can still keep wishing for him to be fired, right?)

RVD: Come on dude. It was just a joint. Come on dude!

Eddie: I ran into Scott Hall at the bar man. Me and him got real drunk man. Then, on the way back to the hotel, I got into a car accident man.

Ray Misterio: Me and Juvi were doing the dust.

Hogan: I am ratings brother. Come on brother. Why fire me brother?

Goldberg (well not yet): Who's Next?!?! Oh shit! I'm next!

Posted
Oh great.

I say this is one big conspiracy to get rid of ALL the newly re-hired talent.

 

Henning: But I'm Perfect! You can't fire me! Ugh!

Nash: I go bye now.

Hall: I go bye now, too.

X-Pac: What? MAKE SOME NOISE! Your telling me that the heat was because I ACTUALLY SUCKED? WHAT? Stone Cold: WHAT?

(ok so he wasn't newly re-hired, but I can still keep wishing for him to be fired, right?)

RVD: Come on dude. It was just a joint. Come on dude!

Eddie: I ran into Scott Hall at the bar man. Me and him got real drunk man. Then, on the way back to the hotel, I got into a car accident man.

Ray Misterio: Me and Juvi were doing the dust.

Hogan: I am ratings brother. Come on brother. Why fire me brother?

Goldberg (well not yet): Who's Next?!?! Oh shit! I'm next!

LoL!!!!!

Guest Luke Michael
Posted

Hopefully Goldust won't be fired. He's one of the best midcard wrestlers on RAW.

 

But I'm feeling they are keeping Goldust and Bradshaw because they "want" to keep them. Scott Hall and Mr. Perfect weren't really over so they got fired.

 

Same thing happened to 2 Cold Scorpio when he got fired and Roaddog didn't.

Posted

Who's weiner will Booker T bite if Goldustin is fired this is horrible

Guest Human Fly
Posted

Maybe it's me, but why aren't these people using their heads? It's not like Goldust is indispensable. Hall was already a marked man, and Perfect has had about no effect since he's been back. Now that the WWF has sent a message I'd be surprised if anyone messes up and gets away with it.

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

For some reason, just the idea of Golddust at 711 trying to blend in even though he was in full makeup made me fall off the couch laughing.

 

Keep Golddust

Guest Slapnuts00
Posted

Indeed he's been a hilarious foil to Booker. But how do you bury a guy with Goldust's gimmick? job him out? Put him in embarassing skits? Just keep him be.

Guest Rick001
Posted

I agree I don't like Dustin Runnels but I do like the Goldust character.  His skits with Booker T are true gold and Goldust is actaully a pretty good mid carder (RVD doesn't count since I think he is considered High Card).  I think they might fire Guerro (since they fired him over a DUI charge last time) well at least no one got so drunk they ran around naked screaming I AM JESUS!  (Juvi did that the WCW's last day in Australia and got deported instantly)

Juvi:  WTF I'M NOT GOING TO ATLANTA!

Pilot:  Welcome to TWA flight 233 to Mexico

Juvi: AW CRAP!

La Parka: You got deported too huh?

Guest phoenixrising
Posted

Slurpee: 99 cents.

 

Hot dog: $1.50.

 

Goldust gone gangsta - priceless.

 

The Goldust/Booker skits are probably the only entertaining thing going on on RAW right now.

Guest Zero_Cool
Posted

*remembers Booker putting up the 'five-time' hand signal while holding a sword*

 

FUCK the Scorpion King! ;)

Guest phoenixrising
Posted
*remembers Booker putting up the 'five-time' hand signal while holding a sword*

 

That wasn't even the funniest part.  The line he said after he busted out with the sword had to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard period.

 

"I'm back...and I gots a sword too...now can you dig that, SUCKAAAAAAA!"

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

I hope they don't get rid of Goldust.  Even though his ring-work's not that special (but really, whose is anymore?), he's a solid midcarder and I love his character.  He was the only one I was really excited about way back in the Rumble when they announced his return (well, Perfect too, especially after they let him stay in so late in the Rumble, but they've done nothing with him since so that's a little disappointing).

Guest midnightxpress 4life
Posted

well in case no one saw it yet.  Mr. Perfect was fired  :(

 

yet again i say I HATE VINCE

 

well i just saw the perfect post so i guess you all did know.

 

I STILL HATE VINCE

Posted

Goldustin was singing to Terri on the plane after he got drunk but i heard he won't get in trouble at least not that much damn that Goldustin main event push will be held back again he just has no luck

Posted
I agree I don't like Dustin Runnels but I do like the Goldust character.  His skits with Booker T are true gold and Goldust is actaully a pretty good mid carder (RVD doesn't count since I think he is considered High Card).  I think they might fire Guerro (since they fired him over a DUI charge last time) well at least no one got so drunk they ran around naked screaming I AM JESUS!  (Juvi did that the WCW's last day in Australia and got deported instantly)

Juvi:  WTF I'M NOT GOING TO ATLANTA!

Pilot:  Welcome to TWA flight 233 to Mexico

Juvi: AW CRAP!

La Parka: You got deported too huh?

Why was Juvi fired for running around screaming? He looks like a spanish Jesus.

 

Same thing happened to 2 Cold Scorpio when he got fired and Roaddog didn't.
Roaddog and Too Cold were both released.

 

 

 

--------jp OUT

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