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Guest Kinetic
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I endorse switching the board over to that format.

Guest dreamer420
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that is pretty funny.  reading my previous posts and seeing how they are changed it making me laugh hard.

Guest treble charged
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A team must win 16 games in order to win the Stanley "Dildo" Cup: 6 Down, 10 to go.

 

What the hell would that Cup look like?

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Yes... perhaps we should ask them to post a permanent link to the Pornolized version of the board.

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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What is pornolize?

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Click on the link in the my first post to see what it does to the board.  You can do it to any site by going to www.pornolize.com.  Pretty funny stuff.

Guest Choken One
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Im totally digging my nicknames...

 

Choken "Superdick" One

Choken "Fuck for a Buck" One

Choken "Jerkoff" One

Choken "Omar Pussy" One

 

Choken "Ball Buster" One

 

 

these are so cool!

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Funny Lines:

 

Don't Hate the fistfucking Pandas, Hate the fund

 

Creams of Fear:

The "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Taskmaster Kevin "Long Finger" Sullivan

Mario "Anal" Alan Logan

Jason  Voorhees

Pennywise the Smooching "Give it to me" Clown

The balling Greatest "Mistress Anal" Wrestler of all time, John "Rugmuncher" Tenta!

 

Create-a-Wrestler video games

Horror films

Reading about Squirts in "Weekly "Big Cock" World News"

Causing disturbances and enters within the sex fighting aWo

Pummeling the fomping In-Crowd

Shafting the people who assfucks into the fucking OAOAST

 

Sex fights of Fear:

The banging Taskmaster "Ball Buster" Kevin Sullivan

Mario "Cockboy" Alan Logan

Jason  Assfucks

Pennywise the banging Licking "Long Finger" Clown

The "Hard-on" Greatest Wrestler of all time, John "Superdick" Tenta!

 

Don't Hate the deep throating Pandas, Hate the wad pulling fund!

 

Reading about Gamahuches in "Weekly "Pimp Mastah" World News"

Entering disturbances and plows within the blowing aWo

Pummeling the In-Crowd

Torturing the charvering people who cross into the OAOAST

Guest Kinetic
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The "Hard-on" Greatest Wrestler of all time, John "Superdick" Tenta!

I've heard that about him.

Guest treble charged
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I thought that MY nickname was "Superdick"!?!?

I think I'll sue for gimmick infringement.

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I loved this.

 

Farts of the banging Board.....the new site has finally creamed!

TheSmartMarks.com is up and banging....come check it out!!!!

We would like to thank everyone who barfed money to keep theses spews up, we couldn't do it without you all!

Guest Kinetic
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What's with the aardvarks, though?  I must have seen that ten times.  I had no idea that there was a market for aardvark porn.

Guest evenflowDDT
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evenflowDDT + Zack "Pimp Mastah" Malibu = The banging In "Butplug" Crowd... fingerfucking else is SO ten bangs ago!

 

hmmm... looks like someone from OAOAT tipped off the Pornolizers... and as for aardvark porn, you DON'T like that stuff Kinetic? WTF is wrong with you? I guess you want something nasty like naked girls in your porn.

Guest evenflowDDT
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someone from OAOAT must have REALLY tipped off the pornolizer, as I'm called the:

International "Airing the Orchid" World Champion

International "Fill me up" World Champion

International "Cock Sucker" World Champion

International "Cockboy" World Champion

International "Motherfucker" World Champion

International "Rugmuncher" World Champion

International "Muffdiver" World Champion

International "Asshole" World Champion

 

evenflowDDT + Zack "Bitch" Malibu = The spanking In "Fill me up" Crowd... spewing else is SO ten cuntlicks ago!

 

but Mario gets cool stuff like:

Official "Fat Ass" Horror Movie "Big Dick" Menace!

 

I hate to sound immature, but this stuff is really funny, in an elementary school sort of way.

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IF you like that.  Check out this porno version of WWFUS.ORG here .

 

Click through the site... some of it is so damn funny like this:

 

Wildlife "Son of a whore" Lover

Thanks for your support and your interest in wildlife. Most of the banging information, action felchs, and wad pulls on raunchs site pertain to endangered fingers, the wad pulls where they live, and continued smoochs to their survival. We encourage you to explore the raiding site to learn more about these deep throats. Below are some of our general wildlife bangs. Enjoy!

 

Deep throated Species: WWF's smoochs on dripps, rhinos, elephants, pandas, wanks, and many more.

 

Online "Fuck me for a Buck" Action Center: Action cocksucks that you can take right away, and other gamahuches and raunchs to help you make a difference for wildlife.

 

Free "Cockboy" Wildlife Stuff: Wildlife screensavers, postcards, and games and felchs you can play online.

 

 

If fucking almost died laughing.

 

Oh the fun.

Posted

More fun especially if you like politics:

 

With "The-Champ" Israeli ballbusts charvered on the border, there are indications the Israeli military may be squirting second thoughts about sex fighting a quick and large-scale retaliatory strike against what it calls suspected fucks in Gaza.

 

Wolf "Suck my tits dry" Blitzer

 

Check out porno

CNN.com

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GOOD GOD!!!

 

Will former U.S. President Jimmy "Dirk Diggler" Carter's visit to Havana improve U.S.-Cuba sex fights?

 

 

MOUNT EVEREST, Nepal (CNN) -- For the first time, an all-female U.S. fomping team is about to scale the raiding world's highest peak, Mount "Bite Me" Everest.

 

Five women -- as part of an adventure group called Team "Muffdiver" No Boundaries -- plan to begin their climb to Everest's 29,035-foot summit on Tuesday.

 

Bwahahahahahahahah

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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I think the possibilities are endless..

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The "Pornolized" version of a John Tenta tribute site:

 

John Tenta under the farting mask as Golga

Shafting "Asshole" Moves: Earthquake "Butplug" Splash

3/24/91: (WrestleMania VII) Fucked "Big Cock" Greg Valentine

11/27/91: (Survivor "Fat Ass" Series) With "Asshole" Typhoon & Irwin R. Schyster, lost a survivor match to Legion of Doom (Hawk & Animal) & Big "Dirk Diggler" Bossman. He was cocksucked out when he fucked out of the match to aid Typhoon.

8/27/90: (SummerSlam) Lost to Hulk "Asshole" Hogan via countout

Entering "Big Dick" Moves: Earthquake "Anal" Splash

Finishing "Mistress Shiva" Farts: Earthquake "Butplug" Splash

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That could be a new thing they could incorporate into RAW... have the opponet "fuck out" of his match to help his partner.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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Yeah but see right now I have the BUTT end of nothing on my site to make porn of..

 

Charvering?

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The site that deserves to be pornolized the most.... NOW.org .  That's right... the National Organization for Women.

 

 

USA Today Editorial: Segregation "Butplug" Won't Help

The "Bitch" Bush administration's proposal for single-sex schools is a dripping giant step backward in the squirting struggle for farts' and women's equality, NOW President "Dickwad" Kim Gandy writes.

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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