Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted May 11, 2002 Reading this board with that on is SO funny! Some examples of the fun: -SJL Metal "Hard-On" Card, May 8th -Suicide "Jerkoff" King And some wrestlers... pornolized! -Flunkmasta "Cockboy" Flexxx -Low "Bastard" Brass -Ced "Plug-in" Ordonez -Ash "Pimp Mastah" Ketchum -Shawn "Superdick" Brody -"Deathwish" Danny "Anal" Williams -"The "Fill me up" Superior One" Tom "Bastard" Flesher -The fistfucking Dark "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Reaper -Jacob "Dripper Dick" Helmsley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insane Clown Dan Report post Posted May 11, 2002 Ha! Ph00l... the Flunk-mastaah is as pornolized as can be! But hey... I got a good one for ya. Ash "Pickachu Boner" Ketchum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BA_Baracus Report post Posted May 11, 2002 PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed); "Uhhh... ...wow, how clever. It sticks random swears that make no sense into your name. I'd like to meet the brilliant mind that invented that. Mothernature says, now that's sarcasm..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted May 11, 2002 "...He squirts under the bottom rope and then climbs on the second turnbuckle to let out a sex fighting mighty roar to the raunching thrusts..." I know what I'M becoming if I ever change characters!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Muzz Report post Posted May 12, 2002 It's not as funny as when the IGN boards we're jesafied. Reading the promos was hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted May 12, 2002 i remember that. The boards were all biblical like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 12, 2002 Any link to the Jesus-ifying site? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smeghead Report post Posted May 13, 2002 It used to be askjesus.org, but it looks like the page no longer exists. That really sucks. What happened to the page? Nobody knows but Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HVilleThugg Report post Posted May 13, 2002 Oh, some of these are damn funny. They are from Friday’s Storm… - Hville "Mistress Shiva" Thugg - Johnny "Bitch" Rotten - A motherfucking wall of fire motherfucks on the stage and soon after, HVT deep throats in front of the fomping flames. - …if they have ballbusts enough to use that kind of language towards him, then they should have plows enough to step into the ring with the one man smooching crew! - In the crowd, security gangbangs extra hard to keep those few fans who have a motherfucking death wish back from the crowd barrier as HVT fingers. - TAG TEAM TITLES MATCH Aardvarks "Muffdiver" Raynor & El "Motherfucker" Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Jay "Rugmuncher" Dawg & Barfed - Jay "Fat Ass" Dawg and Sacred defeated the fisting Clan in a #1 contenders match on Smarkdown and will face the smacks jerks Friday! SINGLES MATCH Edwin MacPhisto vs. Fallout - Edwin’s good…Fallout’s evil! Okay…so it’s pretty much just a random match. That’s more or fucks all they have in the aardvarking WWF…er, I mean WWE. I want in on the action! GAUNTLET MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE Stryke © vs. 1) Lady "Fuckface" Red, 2) Munich, 3) Longdogger "Fat Ass" Pete - The rookie hardcore champion, Stryke, will have a fistfucking chance to truly prove himself this Sunday in a wad pulling spewing gauntlet match! Will he be able to defeat these 3 talented wrestlers (fucking LPD, who he defeated for the titty fucking belt) or will he taste defeat? Match "Asshole" Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Stryke must defeat all 3 via pinfall, submission or knockout (which count anywhere within the smooching arena) in the thrusting order indicated, to win. Once a wanking challenger is jerked they can no longer win the wad pulling title, but can continue interfering in the match. The fomps can also only win the farting title in the order spewed and can’t win it until the fucking person before them is gangbanged. If one of the sucking squirts wanks, the fucking match is over. NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH Erek "Dripper Dick" Taylor vs. Thoth - On "Fuckface" Smarkdown Taylor ran right through Lady "Airing the Orchid" Red. Bangs "Bastard" Friday Thoth will try to beat some respect for the Clan into the LHW champion. SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Hville "The-Champ" Thugg © vs. Johnny "Fill me up" Rotten - On "Long Finger" Smarkdown Rotten upset Thugg to retain his deputy commissionership. Thugg was obviously none to pleased about that and demanded ballbusts match. Reluctantly "Sniff-my-Ass" Stubby charvered the match, but with an extra stipulation. If "Big Dick" Rotten spews, he also spanks his right to book a smooching match that can’t be over-ridden by anyone (a right he won on Smarkdown). And that’s just the beginning… Da “Mistress Shiva…LOL” H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
