101 Reasons the SWF Kicks Ass: The Thread

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96. Neilsen of the Motherfucking Jungle

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97. All the insanely stupid stuff that we've done in the past but managed to ignore so our brains don't explode. *COUGHSKULLRADIOCOUGH*

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98. FOOG AMS WRITING LETTERS TO FLESHER

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99. Ejiro Fasaki, US Champion

 

100. OOOOOOOOOOH EJIROOOOOOOOOO

YOU’RE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOO

NOTHING RHYMES WITH FASAKI

EXCEPT MAYBE EPOXY

SO I HOPE THIS STICKS

WITH ALL THE KRAUTS AND THE MICKS

 

WELL I GUESS YOU’RE IN HEAVENNNN

IN THE MAGNIFICENT SEVENNNNNNN!

TOM FLESHER IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

AND YOU’RE IN JUSTICE AND RUUUUULE!

 

OOOOOOOOOOH EJIROOOOOOOOOO

YOU’RE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOO

NOTHING RHYMES WITH FASAKI

EXCEPT MAYBE EPOXY

SO I HOPE THIS STICKS

WITH ALL THE KRAUTS AND THE MICKS

 

TOOOOO BAD JANUS WENT NUTS

AND FUGUE GOT IN A RUT

ATLAS LEFT TO GO MOPE

WHILE WILDCHILD SELLS DOOOOOPE

 

OOOOOOOOOOH EJIROOOOOOOOOO

YOU’RE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOO

NOTHING RHYMES WITH FASAKI

EXCEPT MAYBE EPOXY

SO I HOPE THIS STICKS

WITH ALL THE KRAUTS AND THE MICKS

 

HEY HOW ABOUT A TIP

THIS SONG IS SUCH A JIP

I FEEL LIKE A JERK

BECAUSE I WROTE IT AT WORK

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And the 101st, and greatest, reason that the SWF kicks ass...

 

101. Mr. Galatea

 

Recognize, bitches. Do not forget the legend.

 

-Z

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102

 

RAMPANT RULEBREAKING!!!

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An honourable mention should surely go to:

 

Stupidest Moments in SWF History

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Muzz is too cool for school, and also this list.

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Actually, Muzz was at number 7.

 

 

7. Bitter old raving lunatics (Muzz, myself)

 

 

 

 

Unless he doesn't count because he portrayed a Canadian character at one point.

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That's different in ways I don't have to explain to you.

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103. Stairway to Fuck

 

104. Damnation in a Box

 

105. Actually, most of Dace Night's stuff

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106. The Alliance versus X Force Nine

 

107. The fact that I, of all people, got a second chance...along with a third and fourth.

 

108. The Gund Arena

 

109. The single fact that the fed is soon entering its sixth year.

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110. "Eat a bag of dicks."

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111. Thoth's Something Awful Signature

 

112. "I'm learning so much!"

 

113. We push our international and lightweight wrestlers, despite the fact that a good portion of the former are fake.

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114. "You mean I have to write a match?!"

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115. "Revenge is a Dish Best Served in Vermont"

 

116. kidcoasl*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*thanks to 'Drea for reminding me.

Edited September 12, 2005 by chirs3

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117. "like a sack of wet mice"

 

118. Mr Bukkake

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119. Sacred's plastic bowls

 

120. 'Rollercoaster of EVIL~!'

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121. John Kruger's radio transmitter in his head and his crippled arm

 

122. The Alley - a horrendous JL stable that somehow spawned myself and MVS

 

123. Mothernature says this list has gone on too long

 

124. Blowing off studying for finals to write a 14,000 word PPV match

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125. Apostle vs. HVT....a fued that was going to be about respect turning into a feud about bulldozers and fishtanks....oh and levitation.