Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 Hey cool I get to work out with the SD! crew. So my friend Kyle's sister's boyfriend owns Golds Gym. The Golds Gym where the wrestlers work out at when they come to OKC. The gym will be closed off to the public but he said that he'd let Kyle and his friends who are going to the show with him(me and 3 other guys) into the gym to work out with and meet the wrestlers. Well we have a choice to work out or wait until they are done.....I think I'll wait till they're done because frankly I'd embarass myself working out with them. I can only bench 200 lbs...."Hey HHH can you spot me!?" *yawns and puts one finger on the bar* "Go ahead kid." So anyways I'm just wondering......how should I act? Should I be all like "Hey what's up?" or should I be all like "OH MY GOD! IT'S Y2J!!!"(no bad idea...they probably hate marks) or should I be all like "HHH you bastard! I'll kill you for ruining Jericho's credibility!" or should I just act like they're normal people.....suggestions would work fine.
Guest Brian Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 First choice, they just want to be treated like normal people.
Guest notJames Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 Ask them where they get their "supplements"...
Guest buffybeast Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 If you see Bubba Ray or Albert, tell them Buffy thinks they're hot!
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 I think you should bring in a printed page or so of anti HHH posts from here and slip em into HHH's gym bag when he ain looking. Its what I would do.
Guest Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 I say you go up to Triple H like you're gonna shake his hand. When he puts out his hand, you kick the cock sucker in the nuts and run like Hell! Make sure to have one of your friends take the picture so you can post it on here. You'll be our new Hero!
Guest Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 I say...work out with them. Im seirous, I bench 210 and I'd work out with them. And if Bradhsaw starts giving me lip...I'll kick him...then run. But seriously, just be cool with the guys. When I met Mike Sanders, and the NBT I was kinda markish but at the same time i just chilled with them. Word Of Advice though: Don't go itno the lockers when Bradshaw be around.
Guest Human Fly Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 Get there a little before they do, that way you can get into your routine a little. Go with choice 1 for sure no one wants to be bugged every 5 minutes when they're trying to get through thier routine. Also, walk by and put 200 extra punds on HHH's bar just to see if he can lift it like in "Unbreakable".
Guest TheDames7 Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 But seriously, just be cool with the guys. When I met Mike Sanders, and the NBT I was kinda markish but at the same time i just chilled with them. You are my new hero...how was Sanders? Dames
Guest Flyboy Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 No, no... When Triple H is squatting, you go over and kick him square in the kneecap! Then, continue to kick it until you break his kneecap. BREAK THE KNEECAP!
Guest Your Olympic Hero Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 I say you dress up in full Spiderman outfit, and try to convince Hurricane that you're his arch nemesis that keeps leaving him notes.
Guest Posted May 30, 2002 Report Posted May 30, 2002 Ok here goes- When the Ravens went to the superbowl, there was a super bowl party at this lil game/ entertainment place called Jillions. So of course i go and loe and behold theres WCW wrestlers! hyping the next nights Nitro(which i didnt go to, which may or may not suck). I'll go man by man in terms of the wrestlers Mike Sanders: kick Ass dude, first one I saw. Bigger than he looks. Real fun and nice. Chavo Jr.: Again, kick ass. I met him as he was going to the bathroom. I didnt realize that he had to go to the bathroom until we were in the bathroom. Sean O'Haire: Wasn't really talking much, kinda kept to himself. Still gave me an autograph though. Chuck Palumbo: Bigger than he looks, and pretty kickass too. Talked to him about his SNME jobber days. When shown a picture of that he said "Damn...my hair was wild then" The Wall: Again, didn't really talk much, but he shook my hand and gave me an autograph. Plus he was eating so I kinda felt bad. Sean Stasiak: Asshole. Plain and Simple. Lash leroux: Real fun guy. Had a blast showing him my WCW book. Konnan: Quiet. Nice though. Rey Mysterio: Didn't really talk, kept to himself. Can drinking beer like a mofo though. Yang: Really cool. kick ass signature. Hugh Morrus: Best of the bunch. Talked and talked to me. tried to get free tickets to Nitro from him and he was like "Just go down there tomorrow night, you'll get in no doubt" And thats about it. Fuck up on my part: Shannon Moore and Shane Helms were there, but I didn't reconize them. And they came over and asked me questions like "So who is the best over there" etc. I got home and was like AH FUCK! Cause 1) I looked like a markish ass and 2) I didn't get Helms autograph! But yeah, Morrus, Leroux, Chavo, Palumbo, and Sanders were the best of teh bunch.
Guest Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 Whats with you guys frowning down on "only" benching 200 pounds most people couldnt lift 160, I work out all the time, and take creatine and can "only" put up 210. Trust me you could probably outbench a couple wrestlers like Funaki, mysterio, hurricane, jeff hardy, and a few more. Also Jaymz what did Stasiak do to ya?
Guest Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 When I tried to start a convo with him, he basically ignored him. I would be like "Hey, sean stasiak" and he'd just look at me, then look the other way. I also got the feeling that the others didn't like him. Noone hangd with him, and whenever anyone would try to get his autograph or sumtin, he blew them off. At least helms and moore played mind games with me
Guest caboose Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 No, no... When Triple H is squatting, you go over and kick him square in the kneecap! Then, continue to kick it until you break his kneecap. BREAK THE KNEECAP! If you take out Triple H's knee, you will be the hero of Smarks everywhere.
Guest Goodear Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 No, no... When Triple H is squatting, you go over and kick him square in the kneecap! Then, continue to kick it until you break his kneecap. BREAK THE KNEECAP! If you take out Triple H's knee, you will be the hero of Smarks everywhere. You'd also be sued, arrested, and beaten half to death. But you'd have the admiration of people you'll probably never meet. Sounds like a heck of a deal.
Guest Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 Hella cool dude. I'm thinking I could do something like that when they come to the bay. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Guest Ravenbomb Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 poke HHH with a pin and see if he pops like a balloon rub Hogans bald spot and run Stare at one of them. Just stare. Don't talk, don't blink. Just stare. Kick everyone in the groin, and not just the male wrestlers, not just the wrestlers, everyone. Even yourself Act like you think you're the strongest person ever and put as much weight on the bar thingy as you can, then try and lift it, and when you can't, run.
Guest TheyCallMeMark Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 My dad and I got a chance to work out with both the Rock and the Undertaker. They were together. Not alot of the other guys there, none that I talked to anyway. I went over and shook the Rock's hand and UT's and my dad did likewise. UT was spotting Rock and visa versa. The Undertaker is alot shorter in real life and so is the Rock. Undertaker was incredibly nice and him and the Rock seemed to be really good friends. The Rock was kind of a wierdo and gave off that child molester sort of vibe but he was fairly nice. He really didn't talk very much to us but we all joked around for a bit but we left them alone after shooting the shit for maybe twenty minutes. Both very cool guys.
Guest Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 See if Benoit is the freak he's supposedly is in the gym. I heard he can toss up like 400 on the bench.
Guest What?! Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 Go up to Funaki and be "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S FUNAKI!!!!" and then go to HHH and say "Hmmm, do I know you from somewhere? Are you a wrestler?"
Guest Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 Go up to Funaki and be "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S FUNAKI!!!!" and then go to HHH and say "Hmmm, do I know you from somewhere? Are you a wrestler?" lol I say you dress up in full Spiderman outfit, and try to convince Hurricane that you're his arch nemesis that keeps leaving him notes. No, go as Arachniman. Other things to do the irritate the Smackdown crew: Taunt Albert with a lawnmower Staple Rikishi's pants to his ass Poison Hulk Hogan with Rogaine, which will ruin his career Dress up as Ted Dibiase and taunt Vince Try to trip Rikishi so he falls on HHH's knees Sing the "Ambiguously Gay Duo" theme in front of Chuckabilly. Ask Rico for his autograph and act dissapointer, when he doesent sign it as Wolverine.
Guest midnight_burn Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 Spit water in HHH's face and then pose.
Guest Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 Loudly mock any wrestlers that can't outlift Vince, then break into tears when they get mad and threaten you.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 Ask Hurricane to sing 'Bye Bye Bye' for you Snap in Kid Man's face for no reason Taunt Rikishi with some twizzlers and yell 'Dance! DANCE!' Laugh whenever Hugh Morrus says something Do the Hustle Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do...
Guest Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 Go up to Funaki and be "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S FUNAKI!!!!" First, you must bow.
Guest bob_barron Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 Go up to Angle and Edge and show them Anglesault's posts
Guest Mole Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 Go up to HHH and ask how good a fuck Steph is.
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