Guest Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 Okay so theres been a greatest JR quotes topic before, but i want more of his greatest calls ever. Well not so much the greatest, but the most confusing. For example... The Dudleyz hit 3d* JR: DDT! *Kane gets the Chokeslam* JR And theres the tombs...cho..CHOKESLAM! ALL THE WAY TO HELLLLLLLL! *Jeff Hardy hits the swanton bomb* JR: Jeff Hardy just put some poetry into motion! Those are just some of the wonderful examples of good ol JR and his match calling ability. I'm still betting that he was just blinded by the Bells Palsy and just screams out random moves when he hears someone hit the mat btw.
Guest Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 "Those are just some of the wonderful examples of good ol JR and his match calling ability. I'm still betting that he was just blinded by the Bells Palsy and just screams out random moves when he hears someone hit the mat btw." lol. I'm still a big fan of "Aw My Gawd! King ~insert wrestler name~, is broken in half!", and "Damn his heartless black-soul all the way to hell that son uvabitch!"
Guest buffybeast Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 "I'm still a big fan of "Aw My Gawd! King ~insert wrestler name~, is broken in half!", and "Damn his heartless black-soul all the way to hell that son uvabitch!" LOL, so am I. I like it when JR damn near has a heart attack anytime Austin does in the ME. "STONE COLD! STONE COLD!!!"
Guest What?! Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 Lita hits a hurricurrana on someone. "Jeff Hardy with a hurricurrana!!!"
Guest Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 "OH MY GOD!! Kane.....JUST slammed..the undertaker's head OFF THE STEEL CHAIR. LIKE a ... BASKETBALL hitting the PARKAY FLOOR, hereathefleetCENTER!" WM-14
Guest papacita Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 My all-time favorite JR quote... JR: "DAMN YOU TRIPLE H!!! YA SCREWED AUSTIN YA SON OF A BITCH!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!! DAMN YOUR SOUL!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!! DAMN IT, TRIPLE H!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!" All this with HHH standing right over him on top of the announce table. The funniest part about it is that you see JR actually pointing at him and shit while he's yelling. Nothing beats that. As for confusing match calls: *Dudleyz do the back suplex/neckbreaker combo* OH GOD! IT'S 3D!!!!!!!! (He's barely paying attention to the match, but as soon as he sees this he goes crazy...and it's not even the right move)
Guest Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 "I'll bite your ass, uuhhh I mean he'll fight your ass!" -JR talking about Steve Austin
Guest Ravenbomb Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 Him revealing that the King is 'Bi' Raven and crash miss a spot but Raven sells it anyways 'Well that wasn't even close'
Guest Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 Any time someone botches a spot: "*wrestler* tried to hit the *move*...but I think *other wrestler* tried to fight out of it!"
Guest goodhelmet Posted May 31, 2002 Report Posted May 31, 2002 The thing that sticks out most is shortly before he was inducted into the Kiss My Ass club, he was laughing at Vince McMahon getting bamboozled by Stone Cold. His laugh was so fake and insincere, it was actually more entertaining then the segment
Guest TheMikeSC Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 Lita hits a hurricurrana on someone. "Jeff Hardy with a hurricurrana!!!" >>> Well, let's be honest, Jeff is one darned feminine guy. -=Mike ...I'm not implying that he dresses like a 2-dollar whore on the weekends---I'm flat-out saying it.
Guest Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 The thing that sticks out most is shortly before he was inducted into the Kiss My Ass club, he was laughing at Vince McMahon getting bamboozled by Stone Cold. His laugh was so fake and insincere, it was actually more entertaining then the segment "Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw!!" is that the one?
Guest Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 I've got some OLD SKOOL Ross for you From Flair/Steamboat '89 (wrestlewar I believe) Something like "This is indeed the NWA! We're here to wrestle... these guys aren't out here to rock and roll music and posing" I thought the "rock and roll music" quote was funny because it just made JR sound like a disgruntled old man He repeated this line of anti-Hogan reasoning during Austin/Hart from WrestleMania 13 "It's not talking about talking about it... it's not talking about the past, posing, or covering a bald spot! This is about athleticism." And of course, after Hogan returned and turned face "These people aren't cheering because they're nostalgic... this is about RESPECT" Of course these quotes are done by memory because I was too lazy to go back and listen to them again, but that's pretty much what he said
Guest Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 The thing that sticks out most is shortly before he was inducted into the Kiss My Ass club, he was laughing at Vince McMahon getting bamboozled by Stone Cold. His laugh was so fake and insincere, it was actually more entertaining then the segment "Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw!!" is that the one? "Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw!!" is that the one? Yup, that'd be it, but a closer rendition to it is... HAW..!HAW...!HAW..!HAW..HAW!
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 My favorite JR call of all time is a very simple one that he made during the Edge vs. Regal match at Royal Rumble 2002. Regal does an overhead belly to belly suplex on Edge (I'm 99% sure that was the move...but I'm not gonna pop it in to verify) that really looks wicked. Or at least it would have if Edge didn't COMPLETELY NO-SELL it and run and clothesline Regal. Well...JR called it a great "desperation" move on the part of Edge. That always struck me as funny.
Guest gilpdawg Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 I like the one during HIAC at No Way Out 2000. Mick hit a piledriver on the announce table and JR was like, "His damned head hit RIGHT HERE" while pointing at the spot where his head hit. And also, when Vince was revealed as the higher power, "AW, sonofabitch!" Oh yeah, and "That's Pete Rose, That's Pete Rose!" during WM14. Gawd I love JR, that mofo cracks me up sometimes, although he's not as good of an announcer as he used to be.
Guest godthedog Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 My favorite JR call of all time is a very simple one that he made during the Edge vs. Regal match at Royal Rumble 2002. Regal does an overhead belly to belly suplex on Edge (I'm 99% sure that was the move...but I'm not gonna pop it in to verify) that really looks wicked. Or at least it would have if Edge didn't COMPLETELY NO-SELL it and run and clothesline Regal. Well...JR called it a great "desperation" move on the part of Edge. That always struck me as funny. if i remember correctly, he did sell it. just not till after he did the clothesline. didn't SK make a reference in that match to the "misawa/kobashi 'i'm going to sell this suplex but not before i hit you with this lariat' bit"?
Guest bob_barron Posted June 1, 2002 Report Posted June 1, 2002 JR: That damn ole Booger Red. King: What in the hell is a Booger Red? (JR gets all pissed) JR: I'll tell ya' tommorrow. Also at Fully Loaded 99 he starts ranting about Howard Finkel for no reason.
Guest Posted June 2, 2002 Report Posted June 2, 2002 My all-time favorite JR quote... JR: "DAMN YOU TRIPLE H!!! YA SCREWED AUSTIN YA SON OF A BITCH!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!! DAMN YOUR SOUL!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!! DAMN IT, TRIPLE H!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!" All this with HHH standing right over him on top of the announce table. The funniest part about it is that you see JR actually pointing at him and shit while he's yelling. Nothing beats that. Don't forget, "Triple H has just screwed Stone Cold out of the WWF BY GOD Title!!!!!" The WWF By God Title. That's classic.
Guest Coffin Surfer Posted June 2, 2002 Report Posted June 2, 2002 "Any time someone botches a spot: "*wrestler* tried to hit the *move*...but I think *other wrestler* tried to fight out of it!" " That reminds me of a funny JR moment. The Undertaker was trying to give the Rock the Last Ride. The Undertaker can't lift Rock all the way up, and nearly Gatso Bombs him. JR screams "By Gawd He's countering, he's countering, The Rock is fighting out of The Last Ride". Keep in mind the Rock is just lifelessly hanging upside down, from the Undertaker's arms.
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