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Guest the 1inch punch
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Shannon Moore

 

1- The Stalker is a acquaintance of Helms, they used to be tag team partners

 

2- The Stalker has girly hands. Shannnon Moore has a girly name.

 

3- The Stalker writes in rhyme. Shane and Shannon used to be a boyband

 

Huzzah!!!

Guest Anglesault
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I say some how it's Jeff Hardy

 

Beef Jerky: Hardy is a North Carolina Redneck

Female (painted hands): Hardy is into all that goth type shit

Rhymes: Hardy is a poet.

Guest jimmy no nose
Posted

Mark Henry

 

Eats Lots of Beef Jerky

Sex Addict

Writes Poems.

Guest JAxlMorrison
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It's obvious that Hurricane's nemesis should be Nova.....I mean the guy's been doing the super hero gimmick for years,  and it's obvious he is a huge comic book mark. He's probably creaming in his pants thinking about possibly being involved in this angle. Besides that, I think those two could tear it up in the ring. But then again it'll probably end up being The Bossman or some shit.

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I think it's "The Machine," Doug Basham, who was recently 'Fired' from OVW, and the woman's hand belongs to Victoria, who has been doing house shows lately.

Guest El Satanico
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Rhymes: Hardy is a poet.

I've seen some his "poems" and well the script writer that's writing the cards that Hurricane's Stalker leaves is more talented.

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If they debut somebody that casual fans don't know of, it's going to be a serious let down. Maybe not to us, but it will to the live audience, because the stalker angle has been built up for two weeks now and it's going to involve anticipation... and then, as soon as Shannon Moore or Knoble walk out, the crowd is going to have a "who the hell is this fucker?" attitude.

 

As for the girlish hands... I'm thinking that it's a three person picture, with a girl being in the middle between Hurricane and the actual stalker

Guest El Satanico
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That's why the stalker will be Misterio. Sure the beef jerky stuff doen't make much sense if it's Rey but i'm sure they will explain that somehow.

Guest Ash Ketchum
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As for the girlish hands... I'm thinking that it's a three person picture, with a girl being in the middle between Hurricane and the actual stalker

 

Correct. Well, that's what I believe.

 

Upon closer examination of the picture (and spending 5 minutes looking through my WMX8 magazine with all the pictures in the back), those hands belong to one and ONLY one female: Ivory.

 

Makes sense. She is on Smackdown, after all, and we haven't seen or heard from her in a while.

 

But as for the third person... who knows.

Guest Anglesault
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Yes! I've been waiting for the Ivory return.

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[sarcasm]Well, Ivory was so over last time she was pushed, I don't know why they put her on Tough Enough[/sarcasm}

Guest Anglesault
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I'd rather have Ivory than Lita. Especially since Ivory is about 15 years older than Lita and still ten times prettier.

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Yeah, and Ivory doesn't almost break people's necks while wrestling.

Guest areacode212
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I thought Ivory was VERY over during the RTC angle. Out of all the women in the WWF, she has, by far, the best heel mic skills, and I've been waiting for her to finally do something on Smackdown (the fact that she was the only female wrestler on the roster kinda sucked). And I agree, she's very hot.

Guest Anglesault
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I thought Ivory was VERY over during the RTC angle. Out of all the women in the WWF, she has, by far, the best heel mic skills,

You know, I just realized that this is the most female heels they have had in a LONG time (Ivory, Molly, Jazz, Stacy, Possibly Dawn Marie, Test) A couple of years ago every lady they had was a face, no matter how hard they tried to make her heel.

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Ivory's pretty in a been-worked-over-with-steel-wool sorta way. As for Lita, replace "steel wool" with "sandpaper," and you get the idea.

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I don't understand the Ivory reference to "beef jerky" though.....

 

For some reason I was starting to think beef jerky had something to do with juvi or reyrey since the second I heard that...

 

Or maybe even the female hands could be Gorgeous George's, and then we can see the MACHO MAN (the obvious reference to Beef Jerky..OH YEEEAH)...Which I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO SEE (because YOU KNOW that'll lead to Hogan vs. Macho Man, Summerslam 2002...When they've been doing this match 15 years ago already)

 

Oh, and Anglesault, I'm not really sure if Stacy counts as a heel, because the fans pop like absolute madness everytime she comes out to the ring (unless it's with Vinnie Mac). But then if those are all the female heels, there actually might be more heels than faces..Who's left on the face side...TRISH (THE GODDESS OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING TODAY), uhhhhh....ummm...Jacqueline? (blech) Nidia? (HHAHAHAHAHA) Jackie (Makes sense but from what I was able to tell from before, she might have injury problems)? Linda? (YEAH RIGHT! Everyone hates her for taking Jake/Kenny's trophy! And they hated her even before that! Hot Sexy Mocha that bitch)

Posted

If Test is a girlie heel, then what in the hell is Lita, a contender for the Cruiserweight title?

 

It's a MAN.......man.

Guest raptor
Posted

Wait... doesn't Chris Jericho call people.... JERKY!?!?!?!?!

(plus, he is in the greatest metal band of all time (FOZZY) thus explaining the lyrics.)

 

Now, if I could only figure out how their past relates....

Guest El Satanico
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It probably will be Jericho. Poor Jericho he never had a chance, but at least he will be able to have good matches again.

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Hardy is into all that goth type shit

I'm into goth shit too, and you're associating me with Jeff Hardy.  Do you secretly work for the WDI?

Guest El Satanico
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Hardy's look is more rave then "goth" anyway.

Guest thefrenchargel
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i'd say hardy's look is "gimp"

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
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"I'm into goth shit too, and you're associating me with Jeff Hardy.  Do you secretly work for the WDI? "

 

I do...

 

and there are names I would like to call you...but I'm too lazy to move this thread to no holds barred after I finish.

Guest evenflowDDT
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Perhaps Lance Storm is a poet at heart?

Don't forget Lance Storm was associated with Ivory when there was that Storm/Hurricane/Ivory thing too, so if it really is Ivory's hands, that could explain everything but the beef jerky.  I'm hoping it's a new guy though; nothing against Storm, but I just want to see some new blood.

Guest the pinjockey
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Wait... doesn't Chris Jericho call people.... JERKY!?!?!?!?!

(plus, he is in the greatest metal band of all time (FOZZY) thus explaining the lyrics.)

 

Now, if I could only figure out how their past relates....

 

Please don't even joke like that.  Last time I joked about jericho wrestling Farooq on SD I was dead on.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
Wait... doesn't Chris Jericho call people.... JERKY!?!?!?!?!

(plus, he is in the greatest metal band of all time (FOZZY) thus explaining the lyrics.)

 

Now, if I could only figure out how their past relates....

 

Please don't even joke like that.  Last time I joked about jericho wrestling Farooq on SD I was dead on.

Wait, what's wrong with a Jericho/Hurricane feud? It's better than a Jericho/Mark Henry feud, right? Although it would be nice to see someone I liked besides Hugh Morrus job on Velocity next week ;)

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