Guest Posted June 5, 2002 Report Posted June 5, 2002 How about Test disappears for a week or two and reappears as "Bruce Testovic", the new hair stylist for Billy and Chuck. It's better than what he's doing now, that's for sure.
Guest Posted June 5, 2002 Report Posted June 5, 2002 Nah. He should come back as Testicle, dressed in a flesh-colored leotard, covered with thin black strips of cloth... Or maybe after he disappears he shouldn't come back at all... That's the ticket.
Guest Posted June 5, 2002 Report Posted June 5, 2002 How about a gimmick where Test dissapears forever from my TV. I think that would be his first good one.
Guest Your Olympic Hero Posted June 5, 2002 Report Posted June 5, 2002 I think he should be Jericho's bodyguard. Keep him out of the ring for the most part... just have him accompany Jericho and interfere. He'd be the badass behind the jackass.
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted June 5, 2002 Report Posted June 5, 2002 "I think he should be Jericho's bodyguard. Keep him out of the ring for the most part... just have him accompany Jericho and interfere. He'd be the badass behind the jackass." So we would have Michaels and Diesel on RAW, and then over on Smackdown, a shitty version of them. Sounds great...
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted June 5, 2002 Report Posted June 5, 2002 He can become a janitor wrestler... minus the wrestler part.
Guest Cataclysm911 Posted June 5, 2002 Report Posted June 5, 2002 First off, no one takes Test seriously. His mic skills are horrid, and his look is that of a generic Kevin Nash clone. First & foremost, he would need new wrestling attire, and a new entrance. A new finisher wouldn't hurt either. Test is too big to use "Roll the Dice." Actually, he might consider a name change as well. The WWE could use the "All the chicks dig me" gimmick, but actually make the chicks dig him. Then, he would most likely go over as a babyface. Thus, he could have a feud with someone in a "I hate you because you're beautiful" kindof storyline. I don't know, all I do know is that Test needs A LOT of work.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 First off, no one takes Test seriously. His mic skills are horrid, and his look is that of a generic Kevin Nash clone. First & foremost, he would need new wrestling attire, and a new entrance. A new finisher wouldn't hurt either. Test is too big to use "Roll the Dice." Actually, he might consider a name change as well. The WWE could use the "All the chicks dig me" gimmick, but actually make the chicks dig him. Then, he would most likely go over as a babyface. Thus, he could have a feud with someone in a "I hate you because you're beautiful" kindof storyline. I don't know, all I do know is that Test needs A LOT of work. Wouldn't it be SO much easier to just cut your losses and fire the man? Especially since he has proven that he could fight all the odds and still be an unover lump despite the WWF's efforts.
Guest Cataclysm911 Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 First off, no one takes Test seriously. His mic skills are horrid, and his look is that of a generic Kevin Nash clone. First & foremost, he would need new wrestling attire, and a new entrance. A new finisher wouldn't hurt either. Test is too big to use "Roll the Dice." Actually, he might consider a name change as well. The WWE could use the "All the chicks dig me" gimmick, but actually make the chicks dig him. Then, he would most likely go over as a babyface. Thus, he could have a feud with someone in a "I hate you because you're beautiful" kindof storyline. I don't know, all I do know is that Test needs A LOT of work. Wouldn't it be SO much easier to just cut your losses and fire the man? Especially since he has proven that he could fight all the odds and still be an unover lump despite the WWF's efforts. I was just trying to be creative, unlike yourself. If I simply stated "Fire him" that wouldn't accomplish anything, or add to the thread at hand.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 Your ideas would be good, but using them on proven failure Test would just be a waste of time, money, and energy. Give it to someone like Raven, who was never even given a chance.
Guest Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 Wouldn't it be SO much easier to just cut your losses and fire the man? They can't fire Test. He's got immunity.
Guest Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 What are you guys talking about? Test's Mr. Immunity gimmick was way over, man! Let's bring that baby back!
Guest Ravenbomb Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 I agree w/Anglesault. Push Raven (or at least that's how I interpreted it)
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 "I think he should be Jericho's bodyguard. Keep him out of the ring for the most part... just have him accompany Jericho and interfere. He'd be the badass behind the jackass." So we would have Michaels and Diesel on RAW, and then over on Smackdown, a shitty version of them. Sounds great... lol Man I love bad TV, it'd be great
Guest Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 If you're gonna have Test be the new Diesel, why not pair him up with the new Shawn Michaels, Sho "FNK" Funaki? Man, that would be AWESOME!
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 If you're gonna have Test be the new Diesel, why not pair him up with the new Shawn Michaels, Sho "FNK" Funaki? Man, that would be AWESOME! You have no idea how much I want to smack you right now
Guest Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 You have no idea how much I want to smack you right now C'mon, man! Put the World Title on Test and have him defend against it Funaki in the main event of Wrestlemania 19! That would rock!
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 You have no idea how much I want to smack you right now C'mon, man! Put the World Title on Test and have him defend against it Funaki in the main event of Wrestlemania 19! That would rock! Eh I Still think HBK could bring Test to the best match of his career See: Foley, Diesel, Taker...
Guest Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 Oh man, I'm creaming myself just thinking about the main event at next year's Wrestlemania! Test could get on his knees so Funaki can hit the Sweet Chin Music!
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 Oh man, I'm creaming myself just thinking about the main event at next year's Wrestlemania! Test could get on his knees so Funaki can hit the Sweet Chin Music! ::stumbling around in the dark:: Where did I leave my heroin....
Guest Kinetic Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 I've always contested that Test should use his immunity to attack fans at random. This would more than likely get him over to some degree...and as others have noted, I'm not sure that getting Test over is such a noble cause...but if it didn't, Michael Cole could play off the fans' apathy as "silent fear," lest they be the next victim of Test's brutal rampage.
Guest Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 Now, while I agree for the most part that Test sucks, I have to disagree with the "he was never over" portion. Does anyone remember the street fight with Shane-O Mac? Where Shane hit the elbow from the top rope to the table? Test was over as a mother in that match....also when he was supposed to "marry" Stephanie McMahon-NotyetHelmsley, he was getting some pretty decent babyface pops. You guys complain about the WWF(E)'s lack of continuity, forgetting about the past, then you come back and do exactly the same thing. I guess hypocrisy is fun. P.S.....don't kill me.
Guest Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 Party at my house for Wrestlemania 19! I'll wear my FNK t-shirt and RicFlairGlory will wear his Big Daddy Test t-shirt. Be warned: I will be dancing when Funaki's "Rexy Boy" music hits!
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 Party at my house for Wrestlemania 19! I'll wear my FNK t-shirt and RicFlairGlory will wear his Big Daddy Test t-shirt. Be warned: I will be dancing when Funaki's "Rexy Boy" music hits! Okay at first you were a moron Then second you were a moron who cant take a hint Third you're going to the No Holds Barred forum if you want to keep this shit up and Fourth I wouldnt be amazed if you get banned
Guest Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 Okay at first you were a moron Then second you were a moron who cant take a hint Third you're going to the No Holds Barred forum if you want to keep this shit up and Fourth I wouldnt be amazed if you get banned I'd take it to No Holds Barred, but I can't think of any more stupid shit to say.
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 Does anyone remember the street fight with Shane-O Mac? Where Shane hit the elbow from the top rope to the table? Test was over as a mother in that match.... Shane's Elbow-Drop was over also when he was supposed to "marry" Stephanie McMahon-NotyetHelmsley, he was getting some pretty decent babyface pops. Everyone wanted to see little miss princess. See Molly? See how she doesnt show much off, and everyone is marking the fuck out for it? That was steph then. I know people will disagree, but it wasnt Tests amazing mic work. Guy/Girl getting together always gets *some* face heat. The kind of angle only Prince Albert could blow You guys complain about the WWF(E)'s lack of continuity, forgetting about the past, then you come back and do exactly the same thing. I guess hypocrisy is fun. Hypocracy? You call TWO times a person ever got heat, each of which were more likely other McMahons getting face heat, and or Heel heat if you consider Vince the vindictive father figure, and that makes a lifetime face? Jesus dude. You think Sid was the reason HBK and him had so great a match? Think before you talk about two minor highlights that happened about 3 years ago. Q: What has test done lately? A: Given us time to take a piss between matches. P.S.....don't kill me. A man can only wish...
Guest Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 I'd just like to note that nowhere did I say he was a lifetime face. It was said that he has never been over, so I mentioned two times he was actually over. You can cry foul and say he had no heat at all, but last time I checked, heat leeched off someone else is still heat. Now, I understand what you're saying with the fact that it was a McMahon who was responsible for the majority of that heat, but still, you have to admit that Test had his moments in the McMahon family fued where he showed moments of being over. I'd like to add that I'm not sticking up for Test, I think he should be drug into the middle of the street and shot in the face, I was just pointing out a couple of times where he had a chance to get over. And he blew it. ....so let's move on.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 Party at my house for Wrestlemania 19! I'll wear my FNK t-shirt and RicFlairGlory will wear his Big Daddy Test t-shirt. Be warned: I will be dancing when Funaki's "Rexy Boy" music hits! Okay at first you were a moron Then second you were a moron who cant take a hint Third you're going to the No Holds Barred forum if you want to keep this shit up and Fourth I wouldnt be amazed if you get banned oh oh oh Flame war? flame war's= RATINGS~!
Guest Posted June 6, 2002 Report Posted June 6, 2002 Such fools these dreamers be. Test is like Bradshaw. He's always going to be around, and will recieve a significant push at least once every 6-8 months. And just like every other time Test (and Bradshaw) has been pushed, I will sit back and wait patiently, because I know it will fail again. That, my friends, is one of the few sure things in life.
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