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Best movies that didn't actually exist

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Rochelle, Rochelle

 

Chunnel

 

Sack Lunch (Aren't you wondering how they got into the bag? ... Were they shrunk, or is it just a really big bag?)

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Terry Gilliam's "The Man who killed Don Quixote".

I still hold out hope to this day that this film gets made.

 

and of course, "Coupon: The Movie".

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"Angels With Filthy Souls" from Home Alone

 

"Hey! I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten! (rapid machine gun fire)

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"

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"Angels With Filthy Souls" from Home Alone

 

"Hey! I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten! (rapid machine gun fire)

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"

This movie exists. It's a 1938 film with James Cagney.

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the McBain series

 

Especially McBain: Let's Get Silly.

 

and I'd also love to see a real PsychoDad tv series.

Amen.

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Lex Luger plays Lex Luthor with Randy Orton as Superman in Superman Returns....AGAIN!

 

 

A WWE Films production coming Fall 2008.

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I know Luger probably won't sign with the WWE but it really wouldn't take much. Give him $500 and T-shirt that isn't too tight and he's good to go.

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