Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 Right about now in the place to be Too $hort baby Gettin real funky with the motherfuckin Dangerous crew, bitch, with that old school Too $hort baby, Im so hard Pimpin these hoes on the boulevard But Im not here to tell ya bout me I got a little story bout a nasty freak Shes the kind of girl you think about in bed Blowjob betty givin real good head Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw She could blow more head than a whale blows water Blowjob betty make your dick get harder Shes a one of a kind, a hell of a girl A trip and a half around the world Catch her gettin busy, bitch wouldnt stop Shes the kind of girl thatll make your toes pop Every time I used to see her, I would know whats up Blowjob betty better blow me up I remember the day when I first met her Bitch kinda loose so I knew Id get her Walked up to her said My name is $hort, just what youve been lookin for Pimp is my game, I do it the best Hoe fuck with me, she dont get no rest Well after that, I ged the freak I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week And from the very first time I went to her house Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth $hort dogll get bitches anytime I wanna Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils Only stick it in about half way back Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck Niggas always sayin how they fucked that bitch But Im the only nigga that the bitch made rich Like any other tramp she loved to fuck With any motherfucker got nuts to suck I spit game to the bitch, just like this Why you runnin round suckin all that dick for no money? It didnt take long to stay true to the game And get my pimpin on But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe Bitch aint about money and shell never know how to get it Blowjob betty was dumb A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum She made money for a minute but she loved the sex So I cut the bitch loose like a old school vette 6 months later, Im still a pimp, Im still a player One night at a club, she was puttin in work All you had to do was step up to her She was in the bathroom sayin one at a time Wasnt my bitch but she still was fine So I went in the back room, seen the bitch Slapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch? And to the players out there Instantly, blowjob betty started servin me Cause the player I am to the day Im dead I was sittin on the sink gettin some head It was all so good and much too true One young freak and a whole damn crew But then I shot that fatal nut Must of knocked that bitch on her BUTT She couldnt even breathe, she was holdin her throat Me and my homies just hit the door My homeboy said $hort dont worry But that next day I read this story A young girl died just last night She choked on sperm in her windpipe It was on her face, her neck, and chest And were sorry to say theres no suspect When I saw that my brain clicked I bust a nut and killed a bitch It might sound sick, it might be petty But ya never been sucked by blowjob betty! Beeyatch! Yeah hoe, yall niggas dont know though, thats it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 Yeah, this thread went down the toilet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 It was inevitable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 When Gay Abe couldn't even save it, I knew it would suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 I just now realized gary floyd was lovecraft. What's up homie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 I just now realized gary floyd was lovecraft. What's up homie. Nothin' g. I changed my name because lovecraft231 is a shitty name. Plus, gary floyd is the name of a Butthole Surfers song, and I figured it sounded better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest "Go, Mordecai!" Report post Posted December 22, 2006 Ohhh, o_0 is that where it's from? Cool. Oh, and the world moves and it bounces and hops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 I wish my clique was like Clique B. Alfdogg and Agnes need to step up. Slayer and I can't carry them by ourselves. Alf is destined to be a permanent B-team member But he's da WDW champ! Undefeated for 2 years! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 Wait, I thought Slayer was Clique B. Oh, I forgot the mindless drone part....Paul is teh Roxer. Slayer is the one that started calling my group the "CWM group", before that I was unaware I was even in a clique outside of the old OAOAST group. Well, really, the CWM group is that group of OAOAST players (you, alf, Sandy, NYU and Piss) plus Fridge, Czech and myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 It's my fault the thread started sucking, guys. I'm sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paul Report post Posted December 22, 2006 No, Kotz. It's not you. Cheer up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CWMwasmurdered Report post Posted December 22, 2006 Wait, I thought Slayer was Clique B. Oh, I forgot the mindless drone part....Paul is teh Roxer. Slayer is the one that started calling my group the "CWM group", before that I was unaware I was even in a clique outside of the old OAOAST group. Well, really, the CWM group is that group of OAOAST players (you, alf, Sandy, NYU and Piss) plus Fridge, Czech and myself. Don't let Piss see you mention him and the OAOAST together. I also include Dutch, Danny, VX, and the others from the chats in group. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 It's my fault the thread started sucking, guys. I'm sorry. It was a team effort. A thread couldn't be derailed to such a pitiful extent by just one person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 Don't let Piss see you mention him and the OAOAST together. Remember those great matches Piss wrote for the OAOAST? Those were great matches Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 Mods: Close good threads while we're still ahead. We've proved ourselves incapable of sustaining goodness for over 10 pages anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paul Report post Posted December 22, 2006 DO NOT MOCK THE MODS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2006 Mods: Close good threads while we're still ahead. We've proved ourselves incapable of sustaining goodness for over 10 pages anymore. I'd have to close the entire site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2006 ALKEIPER LETS HIS TRUE INTENTIONS BE KNOWN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paul Report post Posted December 25, 2006 Happy Holidays Mole and Adminbot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
