smell the buyrate

[Guest]

let's look at the exciting build up for our huge main event this month, HHH vs. world champ Undertaker

 

 

Raw 1 = Taker gets smacked around by RVD

 

SD 1 = Taker defends his title against a new guy in his third(?) match

 

Raw 2 = Taker beats up Dreamer, a Heat jobber.

 

SD 2 = HHH challenges Taker for the title

 

Raw 3 = Taker beats up Dreamer again.

 

SD 3 = HHH wins two matches to earn the right to the title match which he and Taker agreed to last week. urh?

 

Raw 4 = Taker gets his ass beat by the Hardy Boys, a washed up, low card, cruiser-weight tag team.

 

SD 4 = Taker and HHH sign the contract for the match that they already agreed to two weeks ago because HHH earned the match last week. uh....what? Also, Taker gets Angle to help him beat on HHH, but Taker still gets his ass beat.

 

wow, I can't wait for this match! do you think HHH has a chance?!

 

/sarcasm

[Guest]

Oh i couldn't agree more, Gotta love Vince's theory, bury the champ so that the people will think he means nothing, then will of course tune in to see if he can prove otherwise...

 

Pure Genius Vinnie...really

 

This has been a pissed off Taker Mark

 

UNDERTAKER FOR IC, EURO, HARDCORE & UNDISPUTED CHAMP!

 

Okay maybe thats a *LITTLE* too much Taker...