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Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

You: Hey, I heard that a former WCW champion is returning to the WWF?

 

Them: Is it Goldberg?

 

You: Goldberg was never in the WWF

 

Them: Scott Steiner?

 

You: No... give up?

 

Them: Yes

 

You: It's Vince Russo!

 

Them: Fuck! that son of a bitch?

 

You: Yeah.

 

Them: Maybe he'll finally wrestle John Rocker

 

You: Uh.. sure.

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted
You: Hey, I heard that a former WCW champion is returning to the WWF?

 

Them: Is it Goldberg?

 

You: Goldberg was never in the WWF

 

Them: Scott Steiner?

 

You: No... give up?

 

Them: Yes

 

You: It's Vince Russo!

 

Them: Fuck! that son of a bitch?

 

You: Yeah.

 

Them: Maybe he'll finally wrestle John Rocker

 

You: Uh.. sure.

hahahahahahaha

Guest RetroRob215
Posted

Here is my try, this is for real:

 

Me: I heard that a former WCW champion is returning to the WWF?

Them: oh who i dont know them

Me: you do

Them: goldberg?

Me: he was never in the WWF

Them: who was the wcw champion?

Me: VINCE RUSSO

Them: who the hell is that?

Them: is he old?

Me: he was the "owner" guy of WCW towards the end

Me: he sucked a lot

Them: ohhh yea!!

Guest Mark4steamboat
Posted

Marks have short memories. i doubt theyll remember him,

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

Easy Way to Break the News: Don't.

 

If he's just going to be the writer, then there's no need to point him out or anything.

 

If he's not just going to be the writer, then fuck the WWE.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

So then...I'm the only one who wants a Vince vs. Vince battle of the former champions match?

Guest BigTim2002
Posted

BPS, even though you rule and all, I really wouldn't want to see that, since, well, NEITHER of them can wrestle. I am really disgusted that Vince still can't wrestle a good match

Guest Austin3164life
Posted

You: Hey, man, guess who else is coming back to the WWF?

 

Them: The ULTIMATE WARRIOR?!

 

You: Hmm, no try again

 

Them: Jake The Snake!

 

You: Uhh no.....

 

Them: Well, who is it

 

You: Former Senior Booker, Vince Russo

 

Them: Who the fuck is Vince Russo? Is it Vince McMahon lookin' like someone else?

 

You: No, he pretty much ran everything from 1998-1999, then he went in WCW and made himself a Champion and was the annoying Brooklyn-esque character.....

 

Them: WCW SUCKS!! WWF Rules man, who cares about WCW!!

 

You: <_<

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