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Non-writing Roles For Russo In The Wwf


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Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

My role for Russo.

 

Vinnie Ru becomes Vince Jr., the man revealed as a mercenary that helped destroy the competition thru his actions.

 

Then Mr. McMahon and Vince Jr. can job to some face... or Benoit. Or Jim Cornette.

 

But, I wouldn't put the tag team titles on the Vince Connection. Who'd put a title on Vince Russo? ;)

Guest Kingpk
Posted

I'd just put him in a round room and tell him to look for the box in the corner marked "1996 tapes".

 

Either that, or send him to fetch Stephanie the finest lotions from around the world.

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted
I'd just put him in a round room and tell him to look for the box in the corner marked "1996 tapes".

 

Either that, or send him to fetch Stephanie the finest lotions from around the world.

Are you saying that Russo is an expert at knowing which hand lotion is best?

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

He can wash Rikishi's thong, and purchase Vince Mcmahon's condoms...while accidently poking little holes in all of them.

Guest Kingpk
Posted
I'd just put him in a round room and tell him to look for the box in the corner marked "1996 tapes".

 

Either that, or send him to fetch Stephanie the finest lotions from around the world.

Are you saying that Russo is an expert at knowing which hand lotion is best?

Well, when you stroke your own ego so much, you don't want unnecessary chafing.

Guest RetroRob215
Posted

New member of the "Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club"? Now that would be entertaining TV.

Guest Fook_Hing_Ho
Posted

New assistant for Tazz. His duties will include smacking Cole whenever he says something stupid. :P

Guest Angle-plex
Posted

Triple H's personal jobber.

 

Oh, wait, Triple H already has 2 of those. COUGHAngleandJerichoCOUGH.

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted
Triple H's personal jobber.

 

Oh, wait, Triple H already has 2 of those. COUGHAngleandJerichoCOUGH.

well then, Russo can manage Jericho and Angle. :)

Guest The Vanilla Midget
Posted
Triple H's personal jobber.

 

Oh, wait, Triple H already has 2 of those. COUGHAngleandJerichoCOUGH.

only 2, i thought he had the entire smackdown roster as a personal bitch this week?

Guest razazteca
Posted

Russo will be the official Limo/Hummer Driver for all "special guest" on RAW, who show up fashionable late

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

Russo will return and reveal that he has impregnated Stephanie.

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