Is it just me or is EHME getting a little out of hand lately?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

"I could beat the shit out of you guys."

 

What are you, fucking fifteen years old? Grow up, dude. No one here is impressed.

 

I'm 20, sad isnt it?

[Guest Vitamin X]

It is, actually.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Somehow I suspect he means its sad that in his mind, a 20 year old can beat up all the people here that are older than him. However, yes it is very sad for the reasons everyone else is thinking of.

[Nighthawk 0]

He is working you guys.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

Can I assume then that Corky from Life Goes On was working me too?

[Bruiser Chong 0]

"I'll fite u, fag"

 

This looks like the kid who made my steak tacos last night.

Maybe it was him. Did he want to fite you?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I don't work at a fast food place.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I don't work at a fast food place.

Working at fast food places is for fags and people that can't beat other people up.

 

[HarleyQuinn 0]

And I could most likely beat the shit out of the majority of the people on this forum. I'm very athletic.

 

Not that impressive if you can't beat everybody on this forum up. I mean... if you're gonna go the pompous, puffed out manly chest route than the least you could do is be a bit more confident in your ability to kick the ass of any and all people on a message board like TSM.

 

Poser.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

I don't work at a fast food place.

 

No, you're probably on the welfare, like your baby's momma.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I don't work at a fast food place.

 

No, you're probably on the welfare, like your baby's momma.

 

Nope...

 

Nigga ask about me, Nigga ask about me, I'm a hustla homie, I'm a hustla homie...

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Nope...

 

Nigga ask about me, Nigga ask about me, I'm a hustla homie, I'm a hustla homie...

 

I don't speak ebonics, but I'm assuming that means "unemployed."

[King Kamala 0]

He slings coke, yo

[MrRant 0]

Like... actually puts it in a sling and... SLINGS it at people?

 

Customer: "Can I get $50 worth?"

EHME: *Whack*

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

50? That is some bad coke.

[Matt Young 0]

Is there any other kind?

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

Yes, New Coke, Vanilla Coke, Diet Cherry Coke, Caffiene Free Coke Zero...

[The Niggardly King 0]

I don't work at a fast food place.

 

No, you're probably on the welfare, like your baby's momma.

 

Nope...

 

Nigga ask about me, Nigga ask about me, I'm a hustla homie, I'm a hustla homie...

 

Hustlin' candy bars like you in da boy scouts ain't real hustlin' homie.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

He slings coke, yo

 

 

Like... actually puts it in a sling and... SLINGS it at people?

 

Customer: "Can I get $50 worth?"

EHME: *Whack*

 

 

50? That is some bad coke.

 

 

Is there any other kind?

 

 

Yes, New Coke, Vanilla Coke, Diet Cherry Coke, Caffiene Free Coke Zero...

 

Quoting the worst sequence of posts in board history.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

I'm glad I could bring that all together.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

I don't work at a fast food place.

 

No, you're probably on the welfare, like your baby's momma.

 

Oh Dobbs, you and your racism. You so crazy.

[The Niggardly King 0]

But Dobbs, ain't racist, he got the Mexican wife to prove it

[King Kamala 0]

I'm glad I started the worst sequence in TSM history according to ATHIESTDAD/Byron The Bulb. I'd like to thank EHME, Invad3r3kMr. Rant, Battlenuts, Matt Young, and Porter for helping me out. And I'd like to thank Razateca and Van Halen for teaching me the nuances of bad posting.

[Jingus 0]

New Coke, Vanilla Coke, Diet Cherry Coke, Caffiene Free Coke Zero...

That is some bad coke.

That should be the correct sequence.

[Kinetic 0]

Can someone just ban him already and get it over with?

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

You know what is getting old?

 

 

People bitching about other people on a message board.

[King Kamala 0]

Let's ban CheesalaIsGood!

[Dobbs 3K 0]

I don't work at a fast food place.

 

No, you're probably on the welfare, like your baby's momma.

 

Oh Dobbs, you and your racism. You so crazy.

 

Oh come on, I was just saying what everyone else was thinking.

[Copper Feel 0]

Just because I'm white, it doesn't mean that I was thinking that. You don't know me.

[Black Lushus 0]

yeah but you're British, so you don't count!