So I'm Off To Calgary.

[Red Baron 0]

Should I knock some sense into EHME?

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Calgary is full of racists and rednecks. I guess thats why EHME was under the impression he's black, he's probably the blackest guy there.

 

Hee-Haw, let's go watch us a stampede!

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Calgary is full of racists and rednecks. I guess thats why EHME was under the impression he's black, he's probably the blackest guy there.

 

Uh... Over here, actually. I'm so black I set off smoke alarms.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Should I knock some sense into EHME?

 

Bring it bitch.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Calgary is full of racists and rednecks.

 

Have you actually been here? Problay not.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Oh yeah, if you actually have the balls to step to me... I'm always around Beddington.

 

EDIT: I'm going to be at a party tonight and most likely drunk and in a mood to scrap, if you wanna do it up just holler here before I leave my house. I'll even give you my cell number if you are for real about this.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Alright I'm leaving to my friends house very soon and won't likely be on the computer anytime tonight... If you're for real about this we'll talk more tomorrow.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Fucking bitch, you call me out in this thread, and then you go ghost? Figures...

[Red Baron 0]

I don't arrive till Thursday.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

So whats up? You really want to beef? Seriously it will be the biggest fucking mistake of your life... I like to joke and fucking around on this forum, but trust me I'm one of the last persons you want to fuck with. I'll make sure you have to make a hospital visit. I fucking dare you to "try to knock some sense into me", you fucking pussy.

[luke-o 0]

Should EHME get bonus points for that quintople post extravaganza?

[Maztinho 0]

Damn it Luke-O I had to force will power not to watch that gif over and over last night and now it's your freakin' AV. I just spit soda on my monitor.

 

 

WHAAAAAAAA flying girl.

 

 

Also bring a camera crew if a fight does go down, TSM needs this recorded for generations to come.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

No cameras... I have police conditions, last thing I need is criminal evidence of me beating the shit out of some poor sap from Ontario to give the police even more reason to throw my ass in jail.

[ForumPro 0]

I would watch this fight and not only would I pay good money, I would also pay bad money, and I would thirdly put it on youtube!! It's like a Battle of the Bands, but instead of bands, it's forum posters like Slim Charles and the Red Baron! Fourthly, I would organize betting and make money on it.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Red, get his cell # and then promptly pass it along to telemarketing companies.

[Clichebot 0]

No cameras... I have police conditions, last thing I need is criminal evidence of me beating the shit out of some poor sap from Ontario to give the police even more reason to throw my ass in jail.

 

fite me u poser

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Come to Calgary then...

[bob_barron 0]

No cameras... I have police conditions, last thing I need is criminal evidence of me beating the shit out of some poor sap from Ontario to give the police even more reason to throw my ass in jail.

 

Police conditions.

 

Awesome

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I don't even really follow my conditions anyway for the most part... But still.

[luke-o 0]

No cameras... I have police conditions, last thing I need is criminal evidence of me beating the shit out of some poor sap from Ontario to give the police even more reason to throw my ass in jail.

 

Damn, the 5-0 just have it in for you niggas don't they?

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Somebody find the Andre the Giant photo and put "Warning: Has Police Conditions" underneath.

[Copper Feel 0]

Right about now, NWA court is in full effect.

Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.

Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren, Ice Cube, and Eazy muthafuckin E.

Order, order, order. Ice Cube, take the muthafuckin stand.

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth

and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

 

Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

 

Fuck tha police

Comin straight from the underground

Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown

And not the other color so police think

They have the authority to kill a minority

 

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one

For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun

To be beatin on, and throwin in jail

We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

 

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager

With a little bit of gold and a pager

Searchin my car, lookin for the product

Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

 

You'd rather see me in the pen

Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo

Beat tha police outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape

To tape off the scene of the slaughter

Still can't swallow bread and water

 

I don't know if they fags or what

Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts

And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none

But don't let it be a black and a white one

Cuz they slam ya down to the street top

Black police showin out for the white cop

 

Ice Cube will swarm

On any muthafucka in a blue uniform

Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me

A young nigga on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath

Of cops, dyin in LA

Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

 

Fuck the police (4X)

 

 

 

 

 

 

M. C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked up incident.

 

Fuck tha police and Ren said it with authority

because the niggaz on the street is a majority.

A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping

and the motherfuckin' weapon

is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law

wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw

 

Lights start flashin behind me

But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path

 

To the police I'm sayin fuck you punk

Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk

Pullin out a silly club, so you stand

With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand

 

But take off the gun so you can see what's up

And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fuck you up

 

Make ya think I'm a kick your ass

But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime

But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time

 

Smoke any muthafucka that sweats me

Or any assho that threatens me

I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope

Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me

 

The muthafuckin villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound

Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat

 

Takin out a police would make my day

But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say

 

Fuck the police (4X)

 

 

 

 

 

I'm tired of the muthafuckin jackin

Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin in the shackin

Shining tha light in my face, and for what

Maybe it's because I kick so much BUTT

 

I kick ass, or maybe cuz I blast

On a stupid assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigga

Of any Uzi or an AK

Cuz the police always got somethin stupid to say

 

They put up my picture with silence

Cuz my identity by itself causes violence

The E with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor

 

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?

A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot,

By me, or another nigga.

and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

[MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool]

 

And as you all know, E's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror

And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb muthafucka with a gun

 

And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha one

That I take out, and then get away

And while I'm drivin off laughin

This is what I'll say

 

Fuck the police (4X)

 

The verdict.

The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,

whitebread, chickenshit muthafucka.

Wait, that's a lie. That's a goddamn lie.

I want justice! I want justice!

Fuck you, you black muthafucka!

 

[bob_barron 0]

No cameras... I have police conditions, last thing I need is criminal evidence of me beating the shit out of some poor sap from Ontario to give the police even more reason to throw my ass in jail.

 

Damn, the 5-0 just have it in for you niggas don't they?

 

We've established that EHME is Greek. He just wants to be a nigger.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

GREEK?

 

Oh man. No homo indeed.

[Sideburnious 0]

He's not hairy enough to be Greek.

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I don't even really follow my conditions anyway for the most part... But still.

And yet the Calgary Police still haven't figured this one out.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Where are we partying, Baron? From what your fiancee told me about my drunken antics yesterday, BP is out.

 

I have BP conditions.

[Red Baron 0]

Red Mile if the Flames are still in it.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

No cameras... I have police conditions, last thing I need is criminal evidence of me beating the shit out of some poor sap from Ontario to give the police even more reason to throw my ass in jail.

 

Damn, the 5-0 just have it in for you niggas don't they?

 

We've established that EHME is Greek. He just wants to be a nigger.

 

No, it's just your ignorant ass likes to believe I'm greek. I'm very comfortable with my nationally, my mother is St. Lucian and my father is English.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I don't even really follow my conditions anyway for the most part... But still.

And yet the Calgary Police still haven't figured this one out.

 

Honest truth: A few of my friends were suspects in those stabbings, they even had their pictures on the news. But it wasn't true, they had nothing to do with it, they were just at the wrong place at the wrong time. They cleared it up with the police.