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The waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos.

 

The only picture I've ever seen of Agent showed him as a skinny lad with a pink shirt.

 

I considered the EHME thing under the "Agent Tribunals" blanket.

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How about that time I made EHME my bitch? That was a great moment to be sure.

 

That was horrible, but nessecary... Don't you think I'm alot better since then?

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When CanadianGuitarist said he was moving to Calgary and tried calling me out to fight, then backing down right away.

 

When Noah Fentz said he didnt wanna be an internet tough guy, then saying to me that I better be careful or else he will fly down to Calgary to fight me. Then never appearing on the forum again.

When did this thread become "Lamest Moments in TSM History"?

 

You're a little bitch, I hope you know that. You and bob barron should go suck each other off.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

You still relapse from time to time, Em.

 

Change your display name to Emmy. That's how I pronounce EHME in my head.

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How about that time I made EHME my bitch? That was a great moment to be sure.

 

That was horrible, but nessecary... Don't you think I'm alot better since then?

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

He really is, Bone. He did the "fite me u homo" bit in every folder. Now it's just here.

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I think I can use something in here...

 

YES SIR I CONSIDER MYSELF PROFOUNDLY BLESSED THANK YOU SIR FOR CONDESCENDING TO REPLY TO ME.

 

Also, thank you for explaining my own reaction to me, because I don't understand the nuances of my own thought processes until I have them filtered back to me through the anti-establishment bias of some liberal arts film fucko who thinks it's edgy to criticize big business and quote cop killers. Jesus, could you be more arrogant? Almost every one of these topics you've started is prefaced with something like "please try to think about this objectively" or "set aside your preconceptions and really consider this for a change;" the tacit assumption being that none of us are really giving critical thought to the issue unless we're seeing things the same way you and your hippie idols do. Like your logic is so PRISTINE and UNASSAILABLE that all you have to do is borrow a quotation from one of your third rate socialist lice farms, present it to us with a sage wink and nod, advise us all to think long and hard and then prance off to FAIRYLAND to bask in self-contentment while the INEVITABLE TRUTH penetrates our THICK, WAGE-SLAVE SKULLS.

 

Okay, here goes, I'm thinking critically about what you posted:

 

You're an idiot.

 

BLUH FLUH CORPORATIONS ARE EVIL DURR FLURR RACIST IMPERIALIST HEGEMONY AND OTHER SOCIALIST CATCHPHRASES. IN RELATED NEWS: DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM AND SALTY HOT HORSE COCKS

 

Does that pretty much sum it up? The world as we know it is just the superstructure that has been pulled over our eyes to keep us from discovering the truth of the base OMG THE MATRIX IS [email protected] You're regurgitating the same pinko propaganda circulating every liberal college campus across North America, and it's not revolutionary, it's common and shopworn: big business bad, redistribution of wealth good, MASSIVE MEAT PISTON IN MY TAN ONE CYLINDER OH SO VERY MUCH BETTER. There's a reason we're not falling at your feet for descending from your blue-veined ivory tower and distributing these pearl necklaces of wisdom, and it isn't because we're BLIND CAPITALIST SHEEP tranquilized by our televisions. It's because we've painstakingly analyzed your arguments and decided, independent of any brainwashing by THE MAN, that you're completely goofy. We did this back when the arguments were new, and being expounded by their original authors. If you're going to jerk off in our faces, you could at least have the courtesy to use your own fucking dick.

 

I got the mock advertisement, okay? I didn't need empty generalizations like "slick oil-crats" to clarify, it was fucking crystalline the first time. Here is what it was not:

 

A) Funny.

B) Insightful.

C) Heterosexual.

 

 

<<You percieve I'm "shitting on the United States". I tell you to think about what I posted and not post a knee-jerk, "patriotic" response, and that's what I get. [...] I love America. >>

 

I must've misunderstood the part about Uncle Sam being a drug addict and America bringing the 9-11 attacks on itself, then. That was actually quite complimentary of the United States, was it? TIP: expressions of sympathy over the attacks and love for the nation will be a lot more convincing if you're not simultaneously saying BY GOD WE FUCKING DESERVED IT and posting a slew of largely irrelevant pseudofacts that purport to prove why.

 

I perceive you're shitting on the country BECAUSE YOU ARE. Constantly. In every one of these posts. The real America, anyways; I can't speak with any authority about the idealized Platonic form of America you've distilled from 19th century poetry and your Rage Against The Machine albums.

 

See also: the part where you compare America to Nazi Germany in its treatment of drug addicts; or rather, the part where you paraphrase Allen Ginsburg's comparison, because again, you don't seem to have an original thought in your head. And speaking of whom, this is where you're getting your ideological ammunition? A pot addled cock smoker who scraped together just enough presence of mind to immortalize his paranoid acid fugues in free verse? Great. I'm bowled RIGHT THE FUCK over. Do you have any conception of how insulting it is to anyone who survived the holocaust, not to mention the memories of the dead, to compare the jailing of drug addicts to an attempted genocide which claimed six million lives? You child. You absolute infant. You're calling your mom Hitler because she won't let you borrow the family car.

 

<<WHERE'S THE MIKE SC??? I NEED MULTIPLE PARAGRAPH RESPONSES!!!!!!! >>

 

In the last couple of threads you've mostly ignored the irrefutable points he's made against you in favor of latching on to the least salient aspect of his argument and hammering it into the ground. Eagerly awaiting more of the same.

 

Who was that supposed to flame again? I think it was C-Bacon, but I could be wrong.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Frank Zappa Mask was the poster. His thread suggested an advertisement where Uncle sam shoots up a syringe of foreign oil, leading to a montage of a bunch of really obvious liberal metaphors. It was really gay.

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Frank Zappa Mask was the poster. His thread suggested an advertisement where Uncle sam shoots up a syringe of foreign oil, leading to a montage of a bunch of really obvious liberal metaphors. It was really gay.

Oh, ok then. Man, I wish I had been here back then.

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Remember OJ Hart giving us play by play on losing his virginity?

 

I remember I got banned for the 2nd time after making fun of OJ Hart.

 

Fucking Dames, that dumb fat spic.

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Changing Matt Young's name without realizing the shit storm it'd set off.

Hittiing 10,000 posts when people still cared about that crap.

Starting the OAOAST.

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Changing Matt Young's name without realizing the shit storm it'd set off.

Hittiing 10,000 posts when people still cared about that crap.

Starting the OAOAST.

 

None of these work in BX's sig.

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When CanadianGuitarist said he was moving to Calgary and tried calling me out to fight, then backing down right away.

 

That was Red Baron.

 

When EHME made a good post...

 

Oh wait...

 

high five amirite

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Also- the problem with teale's flame is that it's too well known. We've all read it, we all know it. BX should go for something a little less remembered.

 

There's some thread in CE where it was the first time Jerk argued with Mike, and it ended up with Jerk talking about a bloody cunt

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What thread was the "Frog Ending" in? That kills me. Every. Time.

 

MikeSC self-destructing in the Duke Lacrosse rape thread was epic, but that was the Pit.

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Good thread.

 

At the bottom of page two and continuing to page three is my second favorite thing I've ever done on here.

 

After I got tired of reading that I glanced over at my TV and saw John Stamos on the Tonight Show. Scary.

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What thread was the "Frog Ending" in? That kills me. Every. Time.

 

I couldn't find it, but I did find this.

 

Also, I'm unsure if this belongs. At one hand, it feels like it tries too hard. On the other hand, it's still a great moment, and actually sorta connected me to a meme.

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The first part of that made me laugh really hard. When the dinosaur was introduced as Zoofus...oh, man. Kinda tailed off after that, though.

I dunno, Fonzie was kinda funny too. Also, raz sucked back then too.

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