Guest Downhome Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Listen up, I know EXACTLY why they are having this match. Follow me now, as this is a mind blower... 1) They have Jeff Hardy Vs. The Undertaker for the title in a ladder match, because they know that is the only match that Jeff could realisticly win against Taker. They know the fans realize that Taker is not able to climb such a ladder and then actually reach for the title, so they made it this match because they WANT Jeff to win. 2) Jeff will remain champion untill the next PPV. He will not defend the belt, but rather run away after doing something "extreme". 3) At this same time, they are also building up for the new movie Eight Legged Freaks. Keep in mind, the very same movie that former WCW World Champion David Arquete is staring in. 4) David Arquete will show up on RAW and start picking on poor Jeff. 5) Eventually, David crosses the line and Jeff decides to REALLY get "extreme" and tells David that he'll put the title on the line if he'll agree to a match on the upcoming PPV. 5) David agrees, and he ends up defeating Jeff Hardy at the upcoming PPV for the Undisputed WWE World Title. In the match, Matt Hardy turns heel and joins David, helping him win it and take home the gold. 6) Jeff Hardy is simply a transistional champion. The knew that David would not be a believeable threat against Taker to take the strap, so they put it on little ol' Jeff to make it look like he'd be someone he'd be able to defeat. 7) Everyone who claims to be a true wrestling fan storms WWE headcourters and demands Vince's head on a silver platter. The WWE refuse, so we settle for HHH. 8) David remains champ and goes to SummerSlam to take on the newly turned face Brock Lesnar. At SummerSlam, David drops the strap because his promting for the movie is now totally over, and he allows Brock to really look that much better in the match. The fans have no choice but to cheer for Brock Lesnar as the #1 face in the company, and THAT'S the reason for all of this. ...yes folks, you just wait and see. They are using this Jeff Hardy thing to build up for the debut of David, and then using David to get Brock Lesnar over as the #1 face. So it is written, so it shall come to pass, quote the Downhome, nevermore... ...no, really, don't ever quote me again on this, please, I can't believe I just even wrote it! Sincerely, ...Downhome...
Guest Austin3164life Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 If that happens make the deathbed of the WWE a nice one...........
Guest Downhome Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 you are pure evil Bwahahahahaha! Well, at least we know that it would get Brock over as a face at least to an extent.
Guest §uperÛnknown Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 I have to admit that that's a damn good way to get anyone over as the #1 face.
Guest Downhome Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 I have to admit that that's a damn good way to get anyone over as the #1 face. It's gold Jerry, GOLD!
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 my therapist said i was finally turning the corner, and then I read Downhome. excuse me while I try to catch the scissors with my tounge
Guest jester Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 5) David agrees, and he ends up defeating Jeff Hardy at the upcoming PPV for the Undisputed WWE World Title. In the match, Matt Hardy turns heel and joins David, helping him win it and take home the gold. Stop it. You're scaring me.
Guest BigTim2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 I have to admit that that's a damn good way to get anyone over as the #1 face. It's gold Jerry, GOLD! VINCE RUSSO? IS THAT YOU?
Guest HHHHHHater#uno Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 You must be HHHHHH in disguise, only HHHHHHH can be so evil and that INTENESESE to think of an idea like that.
Guest Downhome Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 5) David agrees, and he ends up defeating Jeff Hardy at the upcoming PPV for the Undisputed WWE World Title. In the match, Matt Hardy turns heel and joins David, helping him win it and take home the gold. Stop it. You're scaring me. I have more where that came from!
Guest BigTim2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Downhome, if you DARE say that Stephanie McMahon beats David Arquette for the WWE Title after all that shit happens... I SWEAR TO GOD!
Guest Downhome Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Downhome, if you DARE say that Stephanie McMahon beats David Arquette for the WWE Title after all that shit happens... I SWEAR TO GOD! No, I'm not THAT crazy. I do like the idea of her being in The Flock, dressing really slutty and stuff. That sounds like a plan to me.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Yeah, cos Arquette was GOLD for wcw. Mind you, wwe has defied neuroscience for long enough now...
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