The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2009 Alfie to take DNA test He told The People: "Other stupid boys are lying, saying bad things, like they have slept with Chantelle too. "But I am the only boyfriend she has had and we've been together for two years, so I must be the dad. "When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her 'Am I the dad?' and she went 'Yeah' so I believe her. "I didn't know about DNA tests before, but Mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells you if you're the dad. "So, if I have that, they can all shut up. But I don't really care what people say. And I don't like them being bad about Chantelle." This would make quite the new "Alfie" movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Chaos 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2009 Alfie to take DNA test He told The People: "Other stupid boys are lying, saying bad things, like they have slept with Chantelle too. "But I am the only boyfriend she has had and we've been together for two years, so I must be the dad. "When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her 'Am I the dad?' and she went 'Yeah' so I believe her. "I didn't know about DNA tests before, but Mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells you if you're the dad. "So, if I have that, they can all shut up. But I don't really care what people say. And I don't like them being bad about Chantelle." This would make quite the new "Alfie" movie. It is frightening how naive this kid is. You'd think even a thirteen year old boy would understand the concept of a girl lying about paternity. The kid talks like a 6 year old rather than a 13 year old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2009 Alfie to take DNA test He told The People: "Other stupid boys are lying, saying bad things, like they have slept with Chantelle too. "But I am the only boyfriend she has had and we've been together for two years, so I must be the dad. "When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her 'Am I the dad?' and she went 'Yeah' so I believe her. "I didn't know about DNA tests before, but Mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells you if you're the dad. "So, if I have that, they can all shut up. But I don't really care what people say. And I don't like them being bad about Chantelle." This would make quite the new "Alfie" movie. It is frightening how naive this kid is. You'd think even a thirteen year old boy would understand the concept of a girl lying about paternity. Age doesn't matter in these situations Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2009 No kidding. When I was 12, I was all about Nintendo and comic books, and hoping to at least score a kiss from the girl I liked. Creepily enough, when I was in 6th grade, circa 1993, there was a girl who already had a 'reputation.' I mean *obviously* it was all b.s. rumors (I hope) but Christ. The specific set up was: "Hey man, if you're ever going out with Jane, and you want a piece of her, just take her to the Holiday Inn." I mean come on it had to be kids spreading dirty lies. This story makes me question my skepticism. The first time I ever heard of classmates having sex was towards the end of 8th grade. It was actually pretty amusing, it was reading class and about five of us got to take our books into a fairly private stairway to read away from the group. Among our little group was a guy and a girl who I'd never known to even be romantically linked and they were fighting about some sex they'd had the previous weekend. He was complaining that it had been his first time and she'd ruined it by just laying there and not really doing anything at all. Then later in high school I started hearing stuff about classmates I'd known who had been doing it back in 7th grade. Made me feel really naive. 5th grade back when the sex talks started up in heatlh/science class... guys were making bets on when they lose their virginity. About a week later my friend Mitchell was caught fucking one of the blond girls that developed really fast and looked to be about 15 in the girl's bathroom. I think most of the kids I knew who were bragging about ther sex lives in junor high and even into high school were lying. There was probably always one or two popular boys who all the girls had a crush on who was getting some action, but they weren't the braggers. It was always the obnoxious, asshole kids that did most of the bragging. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2009 Brutal. The only thing that could make this even better would be if the two of them were related. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2009 He should've waited until he was a little older, and could have pulled some decent gash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 In the days (and works) of Shakespeare, people were becoming parents at around 14 or so. If you were old enough to rub one out with any kind of substantive results, you were old enough to be a parent. But goddamn that boy looks like he's 9. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 I'd love to see this kid and the 13-year-old from the CPAC conference locked in a room together for an hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Green 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 I'd love to see this kid and the 13-year-old from the CPAC conference locked in a room together for an hour. Can that room be in the UK? That kid scares me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tominator89 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2009 http://news.aol.com/article/british-boy-is...imDBDL2_link1-b Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2009 Poor little guy. Will he still be there? Will he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
