Amalgamated EHME vs. Battlenuts

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Hey Mike, Wanna buy me a beer?

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Can't you flirt with guys over PM like the rest of this boards gay community?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Can't you flirt with guys over PM like the rest of this boards gay community?

 

So thats what you do in your private messages you dumb faggot? Come to Calgary, and you get capped.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Wow you must listen to 50 cent. Now I'm really scared. Beating the shit out of you might give me a headache if you've got horrible music blasting in the background.

 

But yeah you go get that cap gun, throw on a fitted and practice tony montana in the mirror, I'll be here, wondering how a dumb trashy white kid can develop a sense of black entitlement. Should take a while.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

His boyfriend told me that he sucked his cock last night when I sold him crack.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Wow you must listen to 50 cent. Now I'm really scared. Beating the shit out of you might give me a headache if you've got horrible music blasting in the background.

 

I stopped listening to 50 Cent in 2004 you dumbshit. I'm listening to A Tribe Called Quest, fat redneck faggot.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

It's true cus his boyfriend said so when I sold him crack.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

If he stepped to me in Calgary I'd fuck his shit up.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

His mom told me about his gay porn collection when she was making me a ham and cheese sandwich after I fucked her raw.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

His dad told me when I sold him crystal meth.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Quantity, not quality my friend. If you tell someone they is dumb forty times, the only thing they'll come away knowing is you can't speak. It's an analogy but it's also exactly what's happening, kind of magical in a way.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

It's true!

 

It's damn true!

[JHawk 0]

Quantity, not quality my friend. If you tell someone they is dumb forty times, the only thing they'll come away knowing is you can't speak. It's an analogy but it's also exactly what's happening, kind of magical in a way.

Hello, pot? This is the kettle. You're black.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Oh I'm sorry, you used to listen to 50 Cent. That in no way makes my point for me, so good work.

 

Seriously, do you realize how much of a dumbshit you come off as or is it just mastery of an easy gimmick at this point?

[Matt Young 0]

Just how dumb is this Stu?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Heh what a dumb redneck yankee. Battlenuts is such a dumb faggot.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Sup Matt Young.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Actually it's Jhawk calling me a hypocrite, and well if an idiot tells me I'm stupid I can't help but feel smart.

 

Go ahead though, Justin Long's albino child needs all the help he can get.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I'm siding with EHME, because 1.) He joined the rest of us at the old board, and 2.) I too hate Battlenuts.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Ahahahahahaha what a fag.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

What a pussy, and he thinks he can come at the king?

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Yankee and a redneck? In these parts we call that a "where's your helmet?" question. I'm from New York, it's that place with real black people that all your favorite rappers talk about. I'm sure you've seen it in movies. When you go there, stick to Times Square, and even then, wear a sweater vest.

 

 

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Nigga, I've been to Brooklyn and Queens and ain't no one step me.

 

Infact I lived in Philly in a primarly Dominican neighbourhood.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Don't go overboard on the logic buddy, we're calling eachother fags here. I know if I saw a retard screaming in the middle of my street I'd join him.

 

 

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Battlenuts takes it up the ass.

[TheFranchise 0]

This is fucking SHIT.

 

THERE WAS NO LA PARKA OPTION?

 

FUCK THIS SHIT.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

And Battlenuts jerked off to Bruce Willis and Justin Long last night.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Awesome, I'll file that under "EHME is hard" in my magic book of laughably absurd things that are completely false.

 

Whatever suburb of Canada they told you was New York, must be a wonderful place though. And I'll pass on the part about you thinking there's something tough about living with a bunch of dominicans in philly. That can be an inside joke for anyone else from NY.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Battlenuts doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as a legend like La Parka.

[TheFranchise 0]