The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest alfdogg]

You are the man.

 

::beltshots GenerationNever::

[Guest alfdogg]

Can we get this pinned?

 

::kicks GN in the nuts to get his attention::

[Guest Perfect Plex]

(Being a lowly Velocity wrestler, Perfect Plex purchases his popcorn and large Mr. Pibb and heads to ringside to watch this SLOBBERKNOCKER!)

[Guest GenerationNever]

GenerationNever is on the ground, clutching his hurt testicles. He quickly hops up and takesdown alfdogg with a MME takedown. Once he is down, GN relentlessly pounds on his face.

[Guest alfdogg]

::alfdogg grabs a nearby chair and rams it into GN's throat, then pulls PP out of the crowd and powerbombs him on the steel steps (everybody gets the rub from the undisputed IC champ of the SmartMarks board)::

[Guest Perfect Plex]

(Waits patiently for opportunity to jump the guardrail and strip alfdogg, then sell the video to FrothyFoamyDischarge.com)

[Guest alfdogg]

::takes his brawl with GN backstage where PP can't catch him::

[Guest Perfect Plex]

(Devises plan to get backstage)

 

(Looks around and sees Pat Patterson)

 

Yoo hoo! (shows some skin)

[Guest GenerationNever]

GN kick alfdogg hard on the side of his shin. The leg bends as the foot hits it. As alfdogg screams in pain, GN tiger palms him between the eyes.

[Guest alfdogg]

::throws GN through the popcorn machine. Big Show quickly makes his way out of the locker room to eat the wasted popcorn::

[Guest GenerationNever]

No WWE employees, this is a battle royal. Also, start selling!

[Guest Perfect Plex]

(The plan backfires as Patterson pulls PP into a dimly lit room backstage with leather whips, chain mail chastity belts...and Bradshaw.)

[Guest alfdogg]

I am selling. I'm not going to type "sells" in every post. When I no-sell, I'll type no-sell.

 

And the WWE wrestlersare just going to be doing shit in the background.

 

It's my thread, dammit.

 

oh yeah...

 

::grabs his nunchucks and testicle chucks GN 47 times::

[Guest alfdogg]

::parks a forklift in front of the door of the room::

[Guest GenerationNever]

No-sells the nunchucks shots since you can't really hit someone in the nuts that fast. Runs away from aldogg. Our new setting is now an alley. GN hides in a garbage can.

[Guest alfdogg]

::Scott Hall comes by, drunk, and pisses in the garbage can that GN is in::

[Guest GenerationNever]

No-sells alfdogg's post because I don't like piss or Scott Hall.

[Guest Perfect Plex]

(No-sells Pat Patterson's ice-cubes on the nipples and Bradshaw's reach-around)

[Guest alfdogg]

::Does a Van-Terminator on the trash can which GN is in::

[Guest J*ingus]

::The monster JINGUS comes by and ClawSlams both of you losers, and then wanders off to search for PP.::

[Guest alfdogg]

::AD gives Jingus a taste of his own medicine and NO-SELLS~!, then breaks JR's candy jar over his head::

[Guest GenerationNever]

"My name is 'GenerationNever' and I don't deserve this!"

 

GN takes his ball and goes home.

[Guest y2jailbait]

**But before he can go, Y2jailbait gives GN the BACKRAKE OF DOOM!!!!!!!**

[Guest crandamaniac]

*runs to the ring, looks around, realizes nobody is in there*

 

 

ummm...Hello....anybody here?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

*pops out from underneath the ring and gives Crandamaniac a Diamond Cutter from behind and then runs out through the empty arena stands*

[Guest caboose]

*On his way out, MarvinisaLunatic gets a belt shot of from the OAOAST Champion Caboose!*

[Guest Austin3164life]

::Austinhhh4life makes his much anticipated return and delivers a devastating Stone Cold Stunner to Caboose and GenerationNever. He salutes Alfdog, for actually dedicating this thread to him, with a cold one.....::

[Guest Austin3164life]

(On a lesser note, why did you dedicate this thread to me?)

[Guest caboose]

*Caboose sells the stunner like Rocky and bounces of the ropes back into AustinHHH4Life spilling his beer!

They land in a heap with Caboose on top and Shane makes the fast count!

Caboose WINS!*

[Guest Cataclysm911]

What the fuck is this slop?