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Guest BigTim2002
Posted

Fear Havoc, hella nice signature. I love Bret Hart. Thank God he's doing ok.

 

BENOIT GOT CLEARED! FUCK JEFF HARDY! IT'S BENOIT'S TURN TO SHINE!

 

And Rey Mysterio, Jr. better be allowed to fly higher than X-Pac at a "High Times" convention, or else you can just call the cruiserweights "The Heavyweights who weren't big enough."

Guest Mattdotcom
Posted

Too tired to copy and paste?

 

[ENVY]Damn, that's lazy...[/ENVY]

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Posted

Would-anyone-like-to-tell-me-why-in-the-Fuck-is-Rikishi

receving-a-push?

What-good-has-he-done-in-the-ring-besides-gives-horrible

matches-with-Test-and-others.

Guest oldschoolwrestling
Posted

Ross likes D Lo's announcing skills.

 

Another wrestler retired due to good announcing skills.

Guest Austin3164life
Posted

I hope Bret Hart has a speedy recovery from his minor stroke. I'm praying this doesn't lead to any medical conditions that will hinder the Hitman.

 

On another note, Chris Benoit is cleared to wrestle, DAMNIT!! Now we're going to see some bodies flying. The first thing I want to see Benoit do is feud with Eddie Guerrero.......

Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted
Too tired to copy and paste?

 

[ENVY]Damn, that's lazy...[/ENVY]

I worked from 1am to 9am this morning. Try it some time, junior.

 

Anyway......

 

Chris Benoit gets his medical release today. Aside from a few precautionary things, like avoiding being dropped on his head, Chris is ready to step back into his home away from home and I personally can't wait. The Edmonton native is as good as there is inside the squared circle.

 

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Rikishi has been having some excellent matches on the road and looks to be ready for increased TV time very soon.

 

Awww, CRAP!

Guest RetroRob215
Posted

RIKISHI? Haven't they learned anything?

Guest notJames
Posted

I can't believe Ross said the cruiserweight title match at KOTR got too much time. Did he watch that 20+ minute punch-and-kick fest of a main event?

 

Methinks the Resistol hat is starting to tighten around JR's brain a bit...

Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted

I don't think he said it got too much time. I think he said it seem like it went long. Saying, in his Ross Way, It was boring.

Guest wolverine
Posted

I don't think Ross knows what an excellent match is if he's saying Rikishi's having them, because he's not. Period.

Guest CanadianChris
Posted

Regarding the HHH/Taker match...

 

Both these men worked tirelessly in this match...

 

Well, I would damn well hope they wouldn't get tired, considering how slow and boring it was.

 

The Hurricane is quietly becoming a very popular competitor.

 

Translated this means, "We're not pushing him, and we have no idea why he's so over."

 

Angle is ... extraordinary.

 

Now you're telling it like it is.

Guest BigTim2002
Posted

In my EWR game, MISTAH Benoit turned face on Eddie G. KICK ASS FEUD TO COMMENCE!

Guest HHH's 'Roid Needle
Posted

At what point should we start referring to the Cruiserweights as the "Crash Holly Division", because they're forced to wrestle like they are "Well Over 400 Pounds!"

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

"Tough Enough 3 will commence in July but the exact date is up in the air as I write this. Al Snow, Ivory, and Hugh Morrus will be the instructors under the watchful eye of "Big," who, next to Cal Ripken Jr., is becoming Baltimore's most famous son."

 

Uh...try moving to Baltimore and then see how much they care about him. Big surprise, they don't.

 

"Nash returns to tag team action on Friday, July 12, in Lakeland, Fla. Michaels will be there as well, at ringside."

 

Thats really gonna spike ticket sales. I think they should be ready to give away some refunds..

 

"In case you are wondering, there is nothing new on the Bill Goldberg front since my last report here on WWE.com. "

 

Well I know I wasn't...

Guest Brian
Posted

Well, those Rey Mysterio Jr. promos have a lot of people pumped to see him now. Especially sicne he went back to the mask.

Guest dreamer420
Posted

good stuff coming from that ross report. glad to hear that jr thought king of the ring was a disappointment. at least someone in the company saw it that way. it was also nice for him to mention bret being in the hospital and he said a couple of nice things about him.

Guest RickyChosyu
Posted

Undertaker and HHH "worked tirelessly" and "Rikishi has been have some excellent matches." If there was ever a doubt that he's gone completely senile, I think this all but proves it.

Guest What?!
Posted

Hey, for all we know, Rikishi could be lighting up the house show circuit...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or not.

Guest Brian
Posted

It could happen. Regal was doing it for quite a long period from all the reports of matches I read, despite working a really passive style on TV. He was really agressive with the strikes with lots of mat work. I remember specifically a match in Key Arena (Seattle) and the night before in Vancouver (which tapes exist of somewhere) that I heard of. The Seattle match was very well received, but I can't remember who he wrestled. Some euro title mainstay. It was a sweet thirteen minutes and judging from his TV work, it was like two different guys. But lately I think he's submerged to that bland WWE-Regal inbred style.

Posted

I can read between the lines.

 

Goodbye cruizer division push, hello all-Rikishi all-the-time. Hey! I have an idea! Maybe we could have Rikishi stinkface all the cruizers! Who cares if he's a talentless sack of shit, HE'S A HOSS GODDAMNIT!!!!!!

 

DIE, JR!!! DIE!!!!

Guest Narcoleptic Jumper
Posted
Chris Benoit gets his medical release today. Aside from a few precautionary things, like avoiding being dropped on his head

 

Welp, there goes chances for another Jericho/Benoit match for at least 6 months. :)

Guest cynicalprofit
Posted
I can read between the lines.

 

Goodbye cruizer division push, hello all-Rikishi all-the-time. Hey! I have an idea! Maybe we could have Rikishi stinkface all the cruizers! Who cares if he's a talentless sack of shit, HE'S A HOSS GODDAMNIT!!!!!!

 

DIE, JR!!! DIE!!!!

Damn Vyce, YOU RULE!

Guest Anglesault
Posted
I can't believe Ross said the cruiserweight title match at KOTR got too much time. Did he watch that 20+ minute punch-and-kick fest of a main event?

 

Methinks the Resistol hat is starting to tighten around JR's brain a bit...

You DID see that cruiser match, right?

 

*Punch*

Me: Oh, that almost hit.

*Punch*

Me: better luck next time.

*Punch*

Me: Well, at least he tried to make contact.

*Punch*

Me: Oh for the LOVE OF GOD, HIT HIM!

*Resthold*

Me: Well, after all that exciting nonaction...ooh, we're back to the missed punches now...

 

(Repeat, add a neackbreaker off the tope rope and end the match)

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Oh come ON! You can't possibly defend the Main Event, let alone compare it to the Cruiser match. They were forced to work a heavyweight style, plain and simple. Did you like the Cruiser match from Backlash?

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