Guest art_vandelay Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 THAT SON OF A BITCH! WHY? WHY? GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL!
Guest midnight_burn Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 But they were the source of his power! He'll be nothing now!
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL! "MAH GAWD! God have mercy on our WWF souls!" How do we trade those in for WWE souls?
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 DAMN HIM TO HELL! Those eyebrows gave him the power to eliminate the Undertaker from the Rumble.. and the power to get beat up badly later by him!
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 Now, Maven will be jobbing to Shawn Stasiak and Tommy Dreamer on Heat, WHY MAVEN, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 Maven has sold out. FUCK MAVEN! FUCK MAVEN! MUCK FAVEN! oh... wait..
Guest FakeRazor Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 How will he do the DROPKICK OF DOOM now?
Guest Prince Paul Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 There goes his future main event push.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 I'm betting that HHH got into Vince's ear about this... " Vince-uh, his-uh, brows-uh, are overshadowing-uh my nose-uh." *rubs chin and shifts eyes*
Guest AM The Kid Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 Maven's eyebrows can't get passed the glass ceiling!
Guest crandamaniac Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 We're all doomed now. If Maven does his patented MAVEKICK~! and without his eyebrows to control it, all those in the arena may be destroyed!
Guest Zero_Cool Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 I for one will miss the eyebrows, there were his character...but how can he be a sell out if he never sold in to start with?
Guest Prince Paul Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 sarcasm/Your signs sure are funny. They add lots of...nevermind. *sighs*
Guest mach7 Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 Shaved the brows? Where are you seeing this?
Guest gwf0704 Posted July 1, 2002 Report Posted July 1, 2002 Does this mean we dont get to see the epic matchup of the Brows v the Shnowze.....
Guest chirs3 Posted July 1, 2002 Report Posted July 1, 2002 The WWE better start handing out helmets and flak jackets to the crowd at Smackdown! brand shows, because if Maven unleashes the power of the Mavekick~! without the Unibrow to harness and focus the power, there could be a shitload of personal injury suits.
Guest Vyce Posted July 1, 2002 Report Posted July 1, 2002 In an interview today, Vince responded, "I didn't shave Maven's eyebrows. Maven shaved Maven's eyebrows."
Guest Respect The 'Taker Posted July 1, 2002 Report Posted July 1, 2002 I think the poster deserves this for the post... This has been the Taker Mark
Guest Ace309 Posted July 1, 2002 Report Posted July 1, 2002 People, people. The eyebrows are essentially ballast. Sure, his balance will be a bit thrown off, but I'm sure he'll be falling off the ropes and injuring himself at his usual rate soon.
Guest Redhawk Posted July 1, 2002 Report Posted July 1, 2002 Maybe Vince Russo got jealous and shaved them while Maven was asleep. But really, the first thing I thought of was Jim Ross' classic call of when The Radicalz turned on Cactus Jack: "Aw COME ON! No, dammit!"
Guest Mattdotcom Posted July 1, 2002 Report Posted July 1, 2002 Peolpe! There is a method to this madness! Maven is injured, right? Well, by the time he comes back.... Those eyebrows'll grow back thicker AND darker~!
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