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Guest HBK WILL ROT IN HELL
Posted

Does anybody know what has happened to him was he injured a while ago or was he released could somebody shed some light on the topic? Thanks.

Guest papacita
Posted

I remember hearing something about him being injured right before the split. There was some talk about a New Eliminators team too, with Hugh Morris.

Guest Andy
Posted

Isn't he having ACL problems?

 

Thanks,

 

Andy

Guest Respect The 'Taker
Posted

Triple H was available to comment on this...

 

Triple H - Saturn? Oh him...that talented guy with potential right? Oh..yeah..he umm...had a freak accident and we wont be seeing him for a while...

 

And Andy...your welcome

 

This has been the Taker Mark

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted
Triple H was available to comment on this...

 

Triple H - Saturn? Oh him...that talented guy with potential right? Oh..yeah..he umm...had a freak accident and we wont be seeing him for a while...

 

And Andy...your welcome

 

This has been the Taker Mark™

Alright, just kill me.

 

Seriously though, him and kanyon would be so awesome doing total elimination. They need the belts on saturn and kanyon GOD DAMMIT.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

I can sooner see a Kanyon & Saturn pairing than Morrus & Saturn. I think the former pair's styles would complement each other a lot better than the latter's.

Guest Goodear
Posted
Triple H was available to comment on this...

 

Triple H - Saturn? Oh him...that talented guy with potential right? Oh..yeah..he umm...had a freak accident and we wont be seeing him for a while...

 

And Andy...your welcome

 

This has been the Taker Mark™

Or in another way...

 

Triple H: Saturn? Oh him who shoots on jobbers ... has knee injuries every third week ... wears doofy hats and ran around with a mop... hasn't been over for 3 years, right? Oh I would have held him down, but I was busy burying T.L. Hopper at the time... HAHAHA! Phbbt. Yes, I muster all of my political powers to hold back Saturn... I also held back Mantaur by the way... It was me Mantaur! It was me all along! BWAHAHAHAHA! *spins wheel* Come on reality!!!

Guest jimmy no nose
Posted
Triple H was available to comment on this...

 

Triple H - Saturn? Oh him...that talented guy with potential right? Oh..yeah..he umm...had a freak accident and we wont be seeing him for a while...

 

And Andy...your welcome

 

This has been the Taker Mark™

How does this happen to every post?

Guest buffybeast
Posted

Does Ross ever mention Perry in his injury report? I don't think so.....

Guest Prince Paul
Posted

Saturn and Kanyon sound better than Saturn and Morrus.

Guest Redhawk
Posted

Unfortunately, Perry got one tattoo too many and looks like a total and complete freak right now. I doubt he'll ever get pushed past Heat now. Seriously, he already looks like he takes steroids, and now he just looks flat-out scary. And not in a good way. He's not someone Vince wants people to know he has employed.

Guest buffybeast
Posted

Perry does look awfully stiff and roided up in the ring. And all the tatoos make it difficult to reinvent him into a newer version of himself.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

All those tattoos make Saturn look like a Chelsea muscle boy. If they need more alternate lifestye-looking wrestlers, Saturn's da man!

Guest meanmaisch
Posted

Ross doesn't mention him because he knows that no one would care anyway (outside of saturnmark4life).

Guest Zero_Cool
Posted

Albert and Saturn could do the New Elimin...wait, n/m ;)

 

A Kanyon/Saturn team would rock. Total Elimination is a credible finisher in 2002.

Guest TheSmarkzone
Posted

Who cares?

 

Perry is a fucking prick.

 

He's a prick to the fans outside of the ring, and only a prick would take liberties with an enhancement talent because he fucked up a spot on Metal/Jakked.

 

Hopefully, when he comes back Bradshaw will pull down his lame Gateway 2000 tights and ass-pound him in the showers. That's if he can make it to the arena without getting injured for the 1,004th time.

Guest M Nyland
Posted

1004th?? that's how many holds Chris Jericho knows....CONSPIRACY!

Guest TheSmarkzone
Posted

Speaking of conspiracies, one day Oliver Stone will make a 3.5-hour film entitled "HHH" which will detail how Paul Levesque held down the Vanilla Midgets.

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted
Ross doesn't mention him because he knows that no one would care anyway (outside of saturnmark4life). (and thank god for saturnmark4life)

god dammit, can't they just push him as...a total freak? Ross has mentioned him in his reports, so i'm still sleeping. He's still out a while but will not require further surgery. But saturn and kanyon's movesets do gel together yes, plus they've worked b4. Total elmination and wham, you've got an over team.

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