Guest LesnarLunatic Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 from WWE.com "Triple H, Lita and more to appear at Ozzfest Ozzfest 2002 U.S. Tour kicks off this Saturday (July 6) in Bristow, Va., and Triple H and Lita will be there! World Wrestling Entertainment is a proud sponsor of Ozzfest 2002, and WWE Superstars will be appearing at several shows: July 6 -- Bristow, Va. (Nissan Pavilion) -- Triple H & Lita Click here to order tickets July 17 -- Mansfield, Mass. (Tweeter Center) -- Billy Kidman & Torrie Wilson Click here to order tickets July 19 -- Holmdel, N.J. (PNC Bank Arts Center) -- Chris Jericho & Bubba Dudley This event is sold out. July 20 -- Holmdel, N.J. (PNC Bank Arts Center) -- Lita Click here to order tickets July 24 -- Raleigh, N.C. (Alltell Pavilion) -- Lita & Matt Hardy Click here to order tickets July 26 -- West Palm Beach, Fla. (FL Mars Music Amph.) -- Terri & TBD Click here to order tickets Aug. 10 -- Chicago (Tweeter Center) -- Lita Click here to order tickets Aug. 31 -- Devore, Calif. (Glen Helen Blockbuster Pavilion) -- TBD Click here to order tickets Sept. 8 -- Dallas (Smirnoff Amph.) -- TBD Click here to order tickets"
Guest SuperTonyJaymz Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 eh...ozzfest ain't nothing....The Anger Management Tour and the Pop Disaster tour are the tours of the summer
Guest Nevermortal Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 I can see it now. Meshuggah is on the second stage, then HHH mutes their pop, and then brings out P.O.D. Meshuggah goes back to Sweden and prances in the snow, forevermore. HHHolding Down Death metal!
Guest What?! Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 And if Triple H doesn't get a pop from his appearance it's because of Jericho.
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 *insert lame HHH holding down _______ (Jericho, Angle, RVD, Vince, Steph, the Brawler, your neighbor..etc) joke. Insert crack about HHH banging Steph being the reason he's able to. Blah, Blah, Blah.* -Shiro
Guest M Nyland Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 Lita to appear at Ozzfest....she has ROOTHLETH AGRETHION! Prediction: HHH d. Ozzy Ozzy "mysteriously" gets no crowd reaction and is demoted back down to 2nd stage to "work out his stage rust"
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 or if one singer misses one sue during the show you can all blame it on hhh too. seems to be a bit of a recurring pattern.
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 I hear Triple H will replace Kelly Osbourne and sing "Papa Don't Preach" while Kelly goes to OVW for more singing lessons.
Guest SuperTonyJaymz Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 *insert lame HHH holding down _______ (Jericho, Angle, RVD, Vince, Steph, the Brawler, your neighbor..etc) joke. Insert crack about HHH banging Steph being the reason he's able to. Blah, Blah, Blah.* The bad thing is, that is the template for 95 percent of all jokes on this forum
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 Closer to 80. You can't forget the other 20 percent of Bradshaw jokes. *edit* Ever notice how some people think something's funny, even though it got worn out months ago? -Shiro
Guest chirs3 Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 The show that will feature Triple H and Lita still has tickets available, while the show featuring Chris Jericho is completely sold out. Look for Jericho to be jobbing to Funaki later this week on Velocity.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 Look for Jericho to be jobbing to Funaki later this week on Velocity. I hate HHH...and I think Chris is being messed with...but if Funaki beat him I would MARK OUT!
Guest TheSmarkzone Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 HHH will probably be lurking backstage, yanking out the amp cords on any set that gets over with the crowd.
Guest Goodear Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 Closer to 80. You can't forget the other 20 percent of Bradshaw jokes. *edit* Ever notice how some people think something's funny, even though it got worn out months ago? -Shiro I am pretty fed up myself and have decided to take action. I will no longer sit motionless and be subjected to the horror of stupid threads designed solely to bring about the same tired old Triple H/Test/Bradshaw/HOSS~! jokes for the millionith time. There shall come a reckoning called... Molly Sleeps With Goats Reap the whirlwind, motherfuckers. Reap the whirlwind.
Guest SuperTonyJaymz Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 Closer to 80. You can't forget the other 20 percent of Bradshaw jokes. *edit* Ever notice how some people think something's funny, even though it got worn out months ago? -Shiro What? Don't forget the various Patterson/Hardy Boyz gay jokes. I guess it more like this. 20%-Bradshaw/Hoss Jokes 10%- Hardyz/Patterson jokes 70%-Triple H jokes
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 I haven't really seen any Patterson jokes..so maybe it'd be more like 7% for both. -Shiro
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 HHH is being the harbringer of bad luck - he was supposed to throw out the first pitch of the Red Sox Game and it got rained out, and now Ozzfest has been postponed as well...I know a few people who are pissed off that it got postponed (live close to the nissan pavilion relatvively speaking) but they understand why it was and are hoping that it gets rescheduled..
Guest Human Fly Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 HHH will pull the cord on Ozzy's teleprompter then come out, grab the mic, and finish the set. "Mr. Crowley-uh!"
Guest M Nyland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 nah....what I want is FOZZ-FEST! Long Live the greatest band in the world...FOZZY!
Guest Zero_Cool Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Jericho is going to be at Ozz-Fest? Uhm...can you guys say Fozzy? Also, do you guys think that Metal is more popular in Virginia, or New Jersey? That could explain why Jericho's show is sold out.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 yeah...Holmdel is a big Ozzfest city........but we like our HHHate jokes........
Guest Ravenbomb Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Maybe HHH will hold down Ozzy to the bubbles, and save the cool enterance for himself...or something...I don't know...ok...
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