Guest M Nyland Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Since the WW_ has tried to do football, bodybuilding, restaurants, and the like....what would be the best thing they could do... my two ideas are: 1) WW_ : The Theme Park or 2) WW_ : The 24 Hour TV Network Now Number 2 has been covered extensively...but I'd love to hear suggestions on Number One....I could use a few laughs... I had an idea for a Lita-themed ride where your vehicle just kinda stutters around a track and then almost breaks your neck...
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I actually like how they're thinking of making movies now. I think that it could actually work...
Guest Dangerous A Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 How about this venture? Putting out a wrestling product that doesn't suck. Cause right now don't look too good.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 How about this venture? Putting out a wrestling product that doesn't suck. Cause right now don't look too good. Good thing they feel more confident about their wrestling product then the XFL...or else we'd be watching NWA or some shit by now
Guest BoboBrazil Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 WWF is already doing a theme park. I believe it is going to be at Niagra Falls. I don't know when it is supposed to be finished. I am interested in seeing what kind of movies they make. Vince McMahon said on Byte This that they weren't going to try and make any 50-100 million dollar budget films and will stay relatively low cost. He also said that some of the films will star wrestlers. The only bad thing about this is that we are going to have to sit through huge amounts of advertising during WWF shows for their projects.
Guest TheSmarkzone Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I like the 24-hour wrestling network idea, but anything non-wrestling related is going to fail. No movies.
Guest Dangerous A Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 "I like the 24-hour wrestling network idea, but anything non-wrestling related is going to fail. No movies." God Bless this comment!
Guest Nevermortal Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 "I like the 24-hour wrestling network idea, but anything non-wrestling related is going to fail. No movies." God Bless this comment! Boo. No Holds Barred rules you. JOCK ASS
Guest candie45 Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I had an idea for a Lita-themed ride where your vehicle just kinda stutters around a track and then almost breaks your neck... ... with the theme being "Is this ride worth the rith?" Jericho's would rise, and the drop would go underneath glass... all riders are unable to get out until HHH's ride is broken. RVD: see Jericho. Brock's ride would go straight up until it reaches the moon. HHH's is not accessible to most. Only a select few are allowed on this ride. If those who aren't allowed on this ride go on, they are launched underneath the glass with fellow Jericho and RVD ride participants. Er... I'm tired.
Guest BoboBrazil Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 The movie division will be a success. They can produce a movie for $5 million, hype the shit out of it on Raw and Smackdown, and take in atleast $50 million after it is done with, including VHS, DVD, and foreign box office profit.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Brock's ride would go straight up until it reaches the moon. Would it be painted GREEN?? And Triple H's ride would be a regular coaster but one lucky rider would be in the "HHH seat" and ride higher than the others.... Another person would have the "Jericho/RVD/Angle seat" and try to go higher but keep getting knocked down by the HHH Seat....
Guest TheSmarkzone Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 What if they built a REAL WWE Hall of Fame? Not just a wall in Titan Tower, but the real deal.
Guest TheSmarkzone Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 If there was a HHH theme ride, the riders would be shot up at an incredible rate of speed, only to have their faces smack a huge glass ceiling.
Guest Nevermortal Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Jericho's would rise, and the drop would go underneath glass... all riders are unable to get out until HHH's ride is broken. RVD: see Jericho. Brock's ride would go straight up until it reaches the moon. HHH's is not accessible to most. Only a select few are allowed on this ride. If those who aren't allowed on this ride go on, they are launched underneath the glass with fellow Jericho and RVD ride participants. Er... I'm tired. D-Lo's Ride can carry you in the air, slip on a water bottle, and drop you on your skull. You'd have to sign a waiver beforehand.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Bradshaw's ride can anally rape you! someone had to say it....
Guest Ram Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Get on the Austin ride, and it starts to shake. Then it just stops, and quits. Ba Duh CHING.
Guest razazteca Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Ric Flair's Space Mountain would be the longest ride in the theme park and would be an old school wooden roller coaster. Hulk Hogan's ride would be a ferris wheel which would leave you stuck at the top for 15 minutes then spin real fast making you lose your spare change.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Tazz's ride just sits still, tells bad jokes & street slang, and tries to look cool next to the Micheal Cole ride...
Guest TheSmarkzone Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Shawn Michaels' ride will make you lose your smile.
Guest El Satanico Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Those WWeee produced movies sure will be awful. But at least they will be so awful that they are funny. Can't wait for the romantic comedy starring HHH and Stephanie.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 ...I thought HBKs ride would knock you through a plate-glass window... but that other idea is better... I wanna see a Dudley Boys ride that spawns about 2 dozen more Dudley rides....little ones, big ones, ones that hold signs, ones that dance....etc...
Guest TheSmarkzone Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Any non-wrestling project that the WWE undertakes will bomb and lose them millions of dollars. Now that they are public and have stockholders to answer to, they can't afford to fund another debacle like the XFL...or ::shudders::the WBF.
Guest Combat Apparatus Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 The Michael Cole Ride would be bumper cars and when someone hits another person--"DAMN!" or "He appears to be targeting her" or some otehr Cole quote of the sort and just think of the possibilities of the Mark Henry restaurant~!
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Those WWeee produced movies sure will be awful. But at least they will be so awful that they are funny. Can't wait for the romantic comedy starring HHH and Stephanie. The WWE Odd Couple: Staring Booker T and Goldust.
Guest Razor Roman Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I think the WWE Niagara Falls project is more along the lines of WWE NY /"The World" in NYC... not a "theme park". But I could be wrong. I do remember when the whole Viacom deal went through (putting WWE on TNN) that part of their deal was the possibility of rides and attractions at Paramount's King's Dominion theme parks.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Bradshaw's ride can anally rape you! someone had to say it.... Alright, i admit i was going to type that...
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